It is so hot and dry that:
The Baptist have started sprinkling,
The Methodist are using a wet wash cloth,
The Presbyterians are giving rain checks and,
The Catholics are turning wine back in to water.
Now friends, that is DRY.
And for all of us that were "a little bit warm" today, here's something to think about:
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