THESE guys I would vote for!!!!
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JOHN WAYNE for President!!!!!
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ZORRO for Vice-President!!!!!!!
Actually elect me emporer! I'll fix things :)
I'll start off by eliminating all unecessary government based on the constitutional charter of government.
That means welfare, dept of ed, National institute of the ARts, NEA, IRS, starting off gotta go. Send em their pink slips and the next day add 1/4 of what i would save on the budget to fund the job service center to find those folks jobs.
Next thing i would do is spend 1/4 of the money for that year and only that year to build a defense up along our mexican border.
Then i would slap china back into last week and slap a 50% - 100% import tax on all chinese made products.
Then i would kick back, grill me a steak, taters, and cook up a pan of corn bread and greens and watch what happens and plan next weeks cuts!!!
HIT!
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LOL!
I move the nomination cease --- all in favor of srkruzich for Emporer say AYE !! aye aye aye aye
Ayes heard all around the room
Opposed ?
not a sound
Srkruzich is duly elected Emporer
Your Highness --- lead us out of this Mess !!!
I don't know man....you gotta give Zorro a job, he's kinda hot lol
I may be old but I'm not dead...what you talkin' about...KIND-OF hot? Oh...maybe I'm confusing this with menopausal symptoms...never mind! lol
LOL ;)
Quote from: pam on October 02, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
I don't know man....you gotta give Zorro a job, he's kinda hot lol
Ok i'll have ole zorro be y'alls personal masseuse :)
LOL Daughter read this and told me I need to get back on my medication!LOL One of em is dead and the other is makebelieve LOL
Since when is dead a problem with the presidency?
Zorro is kind of anti-establishment. I don't think he will give up his womanizing to sit in the #2 chair. Plus he hails from south of the boarder that the Emporer is building a defense against.
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(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/heat-2.gif) give me Zorro any old day...**Looking around for my Zorro'ette mask)
Oh my! Is this Zorro without the mask? LOL!!!
Quote from: pepelect on October 02, 2008, 08:09:38 PM
Plus he hails from south of the boarder that the Emporer is building a defense against.
Pep, Actually Zorro was born in Los Angeles. So he can be on the ticket.
But wasn't that before California was a state? (supposedly) (Zorro I mean)---I'm going to bed
Quote from: sixdogsmom on October 02, 2008, 09:44:41 PM
But wasn't that before California was a state? (supposedly) (Zorro I mean)---I'm going to bed
Yes SDM California was part of Spain at the time. No states at all when Zorro was born in 1781. Details, Details. :-\
Yeah------but look what happened when the mask was removed from Zorro! The romace is gone! Not really I am a sucker for an old Tomcat! Got one myself, named Littleman. ;D ;D
Sixdogsandonetomcatsmom. Boy that is a long screen name.
David :laugh:
Perfect ticket: Bob Dylan and Angus Young
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Lee Iacoca and---???
How about Bill Gates and T. Boone Pickens? Since the US is in such dire straights financially, how about getting two old birds in there who know something about dealing with money in those hideously large amounts? I would never make it as El Presidente...my brain can't even fathom amounts that large (billions...trillions...might as well be Greek).
OK I will play the game.
Colin Powell for President
Warren Buffet for Vice President
David Alexander Special Assistant to the President.
David
Quote from: dnalexander on October 03, 2008, 05:57:15 PM
OK I will play the game.
Colin Powell for President
Warren Buffet for Vice President
David Alexander Special Assistant to the President.
David
No, no...DA for President and lead diplomat to the UN...Colin Powell for VP and top military strategist...all others will function in a purely advisory capacity! ;)
To quote (paraphrase) a Texan, "I will not seek and I do not accept" Catwoman's nomination. I prefer the Special Assistant to the President function.
David
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Republican Ticket.........
Newt Gingrich Pres.
Sean Hannity .VP :)
Democratic Ticket....
"I don't care"... :D
My guess is that there will never be the perfect ticket!
AMEN...boy, is that ever the truth! ::)
I might run then there would be.
If you and Rick were to run (we'd let the two of you duke it out as to who was top man...lol!), you'd both have my vote!
He fights like a girl. So it would be like having a woman in the # 2 spot.
OK...I'm still laughing over this one! :laugh: :laugh: