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Jane and Arlene are outside
their nursing home,
having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain
Jane pulls out a condom,
cuts off the end,
puts it over her cigarette,
and continues
smoking
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself
into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed,
looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age),
but very delicately asks what brand
of condom she prefers
Doesn't matter Sonny,
as long as it fits on a Camel
The pharmacist fainted
:D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D LOL and HA HA..........good one!
I LOVE the pictures of the old women..
HAS to be my sister and me..
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Yup, the Kansas sun'll do that to ya alright. :laugh: