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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Warph on June 13, 2008, 11:30:53 PM

Title: Say Again?
Post by: Warph on June 13, 2008, 11:30:53 PM
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.