NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!!!!!
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting firewood power, she dragged him down
the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured
it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with the rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husbands hand and said.....
"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
E-e-e-e-k! :o
What's a tally-whacker???
Do you remember John Wayne Bobbit's wife, Lorena?
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!