> A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so
> advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
> put it in another, and have him looking for work in
> six weeks."
>
> A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a
> lung out of one person , put it in another, and have
> him looking for work in four weeks."
>
> A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so
> advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one
> person, put it in another, and have them both looking
> for work in two weeks."
>
> A Texan doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are
> way behind. We took an a**hole out of Texas , put him
> in the White House and now half the country is
> looking for work."
>