A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening
to the
next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard
barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had
enough of
this". She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her
husband says
"The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see
how THEY like it!
;D
good one Judy !!!!!!!
why did the blond stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: it said concetrait
Two blonds with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a habitat for humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw then away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
That had me laughing out loud.
Sure am glad I am not a blond...........but,
with my sense of humor, I would still
share the blonde jokes with everyone.
AOYP