(From a Knotty Pine Plaque my father had for years. It was special to him.)
FISHERMAN
A jerk on one end waiting for a jerk on the other end!
I gave my father-in-law a plaque one year that read "All fishermen are liars except you and me and sometimes I am not so sure about you". It hung on their wall until after he was gone and my mother-in-law had to go into a care home. It now hangs on my wall.
My dad would have loved that. Sadly, mine hangs on my walls, too, but with many great memories.