*Michael Jackson vs. Saddam Hussein in a no holds barred cage match. Who says justice can't be fun.
*Is there a hair club for bald eagles?
*What are male nipples for?
Just Random Thoughts
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Quote from: SnakeHater on March 03, 2005, 11:35:10 AM
*What are male nipples for?
i can answer the reason we have them... lol
they claim that technically a fetus is both male and female or neither of which (whichever way you go) and they basically develope parts of both sexes at the same time. when the hormones start kicking in from male or female gene (testoerone or estrogen) that's when the parts start becoming male or female. the nipples are developed before the sex hormones are developed so that is why we have them.
when the testosterone starts kicking in, developement of the nipples stop and it just stays and non-functioning nipples. when estrogen starts kicking in a female, the breast and nipples develope like a regular female's. they claim that if estrogen is introduced into a man that nipples can continue to develope as a female's would.
also, having low testosterone levels can cause that as well i believe (that is a big reason why guys can have the appearance of breasts, having too low a testosterone level).
i think that's basically how it goes. :D
WOW !!!!
The nice thing about getting old and being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
And they usually stay hidden, cause you either forgot you hid them or you remember that you hid something----start looking and forget what you were doing and start doing something else.
( I think I have been living with Teresa too long.) She seems to do that everyday.
Now I am realizing that I am also doing that. :-\
Has to be her fault.. :laugh:(oops..ducking the frying pan )
But those Easter Eggs don't stay hidden forever!
Eventually your "nose" will help you find them. :D :D :D
Quote from: Mom70x7 on March 08, 2005, 01:55:51 PM
But those Easter Eggs don't stay hidden forever!
Eventually your "nose" will help you find them. :D :D :D
How true that is...lol
I hope that someone finds Kjell's nose before it gets to leaving it's own trail. :P
Ya' see? He didn't duck fast enough.. Afraid the ole' pan hit him right in the kisser. Still hasn't come to. :-X
Random thoughts. Random thoughts. Wonder what happens when we stop having random thoughts? Do we die or are we just bored? Random thoughts. 8) 8) 8) 8)
Here's a random thought for ya'..................................
Any married man should just forget all his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ::)
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/and.gif)Your Point Being?
I have seem to forgotten what you are wanting me to forget.
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Just Forget It!
(((((sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh))))) ::)
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Whisper mode on..."How'd I do men?....Whisper mode off.
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Quote from: Kjell Heilevang on March 09, 2005, 11:12:32 AM
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/uhhh.gif) Okay.
Whisper mode on..."How'd I do men?....Whisper mode off.
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Yeaaaaaaa. Great job, but I have a feeling you'll pay later. :'( :'(
Never had a random thought in my life! You people are nuts! I think it's wonderful! Every
town should have a Forum....but, I'm not sure these rednecks here know what "forum"
means...probably think it means , "I got it forum and he paid me back" or somesuch.
Bye.... Uh, Teresa, don't mention where I'm from!!!
Love you all....
RANDOM THOUGHT????? ARE THERE ANY OTHER KIND????? YOU KNOW....WHY IS GRASS GREEN AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT GREEN IS GREEN AND NOT BLUE AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT A TREE IS A TREE AND NOT GRASS??? WHO MADE UP THE WORDS FOR THESE THINGS AND WHO MADE THE COLORS THE COLORS THAT THEY SAY THEY ARE???? OKAY...JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT.....ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED???? JEEEZZZZ....I AM SO CONFUSED NOW....OH WELL...I WILL FORGET IT IN A BIT....FORGET WHAT???? I AM NOT SURE...I FORGOT......HAHAHAHA
Quote from: millie on March 09, 2005, 05:19:13 PM
Never had a random thought in my life! You people are nuts! I think it's wonderful! Every
town should have a Forum....but, I'm not sure these rednecks here know what "forum"
means...probably think it means , "I got it forum and he paid me back" or some such.
Bye.... Uh, Teresa, don't mention where I'm from!!!
Love you all....
Millie dear... I will not ever breathe a word about you being from the deep deep south in Mississippi.. NEVER... :-X
I think that Sadie is related to Jim Harrington. He is always saying why do we call a cow a cow? Why don't we call it a rock? Why did we call the sky sky? Why didn't we call it the ground? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! That's my impression of a scream. ;D ;D ;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?
Millie
??? hmmmm....
I don't know...
And why do we eat white bread, white mashed potatoes..drink white milk and put out brown......... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/oops.gif) never mind...
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/sorry.gif) for bringing up 'not very pleasant images'.
ENOUGH
Good lord, this is a family station.
??? ???My goat eats grass though!!
QuoteRANDOM THOUGHT?? ARE THERE ANY OTHER KIND?? YOU KNOW....WHY IS GRASS GREEN AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT GREEN IS GREEN AND NOT BLUE AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT A TREE IS A TREE AND NOT GRASS??? WHO MADE UP THE WORDS FOR THESE THINGS AND WHO MADE THE COLORS THE COLORS THAT THEY SAY THEY ARE? OKAY...JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT.....ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? JEEEZZZZ....I AM SO CONFUSED NOW....OH WELL...I WILL FORGET IT IN A BIT....FORGET WHAT? I AM NOT SURE...I FORGOT......HAHAHAHA
grass is green because of the chlorophyll. an even more scientific answer is that the grass is green because all other colors are absorbed except for the green, which is reflected, which is why we see green.
"The origin of the word "green" lies in the ancient word "ghro" which means "grow and prosper"."
A tree is a tree because: "A perennial woody plant having a main trunk and usually a distinct crown."
Grass is grass because: "Any of various plants having slender leaves characteristic of the grass family."
Quote from: millie on March 10, 2005, 10:06:26 AM
Why does a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?
Millie
Milk is white because of the protein called casein. Also, the cream in milk contains white colored fat as well. The more cream in the milk, the more white it is.
Quote hmmmm....
I don't know...
And why do we eat white bread, white mashed potatoes..drink white milk and put out brown......... never mind...
for bringing up 'not very pleasant images'.
the chemical bilibrubin
its a full time job for me to keep you guys educated... :D
You all had to ask.......
My random thought for the day is.....does mtcookson really work somewhere or does he just look stuff up on the computer??? ??? ??? :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
You mean he has to look this stuff up? ??? ??? ???
I thought he KNEW it all! :D :D
i may or may not be looking these up... man, i have to sneeze... ahhhhhhhhgoogle!! woo... bless me.
:D
How old would you be
if you didn't know how old you are?
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Several things I am wondeing about...
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#1 Can you cry under water? :'(
#2 Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? :-\
#3 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
#4 Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 8)
#5 Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/sleep1.gif)
#6 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Add "Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?" to the same-tune category.
I don't know the answer, but I'll add the song! :D
#1 Can you cry under water? yup
#2 Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -
""Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation."
#3 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground? - so they can look down certain people's shirts... :o
#4 Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? ??? they puts lights in the freezer
#5 Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
" Yes, blind people do dream. What they see in their dreams depends on how much they could ever see. If someone has been totally blind since birth, they only have auditory dreams. If someone such as I, has had a measure of sight, then that person dreams with that measure of sight. I still dream as though I can see, colors included. For people I've met since, their faces are just blurs or how I imagine they look. To me, someone like my mother looks forever 30. "
#6 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
The alphabet song, twinkle twinkle, and baa baa black sheep all do have the same tune.
;D
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ I just had to wonder didn't I? ;)
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yup... (http://www.mtcmotorsports.com/edgewood/images/smiles/rofl.gif)
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. :)
They melt by themselves to!! :o :o
Old Farmer's Advice
Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jest happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Loved your thought Carl.
Thanks for the wisdom.
I really like the one"The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller." :-X :-X :-X
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example~~~ I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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Carl, thanks for sharing your "advise' :) That was a wonderful one to read, and take notice of...
esp. the last 4 lines...