THE NIGHT WATCHMAN
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the
middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they
created a night watchman position and hired a person for the
job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job
without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people,
one person to write the instructions, and one person to do
time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is
doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two
people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the
reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll
officer then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of
these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three
people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative
Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation
for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."
So they laid-off the night watchman.
NOW slowly, let it sink in.
Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody
remember the reason given for the establishment of the
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so!
Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion (BILLION
with a B) dollars in support of an agency, the reason for
which very few people who read this can remember!
Ready??
It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought
it very appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO
LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient, huh?
AND NOW IT'S 2015 -- 38 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR
THIS "NECESSARY"DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT
HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000
CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE
THEY THINKING?")
38 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports.
Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.
Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.
NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE,
AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
Hello!! Anybody Home?
Signed....The Night Watchman
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The most recent info I could find on imported oil to the US.
America is one of the world's largest oil producers, and close to 40 percent of U.S. oil needs are met at home. Most of the imports currently come from five countries: Canada, Saudi Arabia, Mexico, Venezuela and Nigeria.Apr 12, 2012
But this is not about the importation of oil but the concept of Federal Governments wastefulness.