Rare Earthquake in D.C. area
"President Obama has just confirmed that the D.C. earthquake occurred
on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as 'Bush's Fault.'
Obama also noted that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an
investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Republican and Tea Party politicians told residents of Washington,
D.C., 'Don't be alarmed with the earthquakes - that's just the country
shifting to the right.'"
Fortunately it didn't raise our debt...