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Title: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: kshillbillys on August 09, 2011, 09:35:41 PM
Recently, I had seen before and after pictures of the Presidents and how they had aged in such a short period of time. But this also goes on in the real world. Here is an example of the stress that the Elk County Forum can put on a person. The first is a trophy wife. The second is a soccer mom. The third is the owner of a forum. Note the progression of the stress that can change a person in such a short time. -------Robert
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: sixdogsmom on August 09, 2011, 09:52:59 PM
OOhhh--- Robert! You are so screwed!!!  :P :P :P
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: kshillbillys on August 09, 2011, 09:58:33 PM
Being screwed is the least of my worries! The only thought that goes through my mind right now is that I will NEVER hear the shot!
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: Jo McDonald on August 10, 2011, 06:55:20 AM




                             Run           Robert             Run !!!!
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: Ross on August 10, 2011, 06:59:59 AM
Robert, I think you better have a talk with Jennifer about consequence.
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: kshillbillys on August 10, 2011, 07:58:29 AM
Ross, Robert NEVER listens to me when I tell him something isn't such a good idea! The whole time he was posting those pictures I kept saying, "Oooh you're gonna die" and "She's going to kill you." I think it's time for that naked roman candle war they were going to have on the 4th of July. Only problem is, Teresa would pass out laughing at seeing him running towards her naked and she would be at a complete disadvantage.  :o No matter what HE posts, I just want Teresa to know that I LOVE HER!! LOL  ;)
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: Ross on August 10, 2011, 08:25:45 AM
I'm just waiting for her reply. It's gonna be good.
I was raised with six older sisters Robert --- I know the dangers???? Sorta.
Is your life insurance payments up to date, Robert???
How fast can you run Robert?
ROFLMAO  :D
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: srkruzich on August 10, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: kshillbillys on August 10, 2011, 07:58:29 AM
Ross, Robert NEVER listens to me when I tell him something isn't such a good idea! The whole time he was posting those pictures I kept saying, "Oooh you're gonna die" and "She's going to kill you." I think it's time for that naked roman candle war they were going to have on the 4th of July. Only problem is, Teresa would pass out laughing at seeing him running towards her naked and she would be at a complete disadvantage.  :o No matter what HE posts, I just want Teresa to know that I LOVE HER!! LOL  ;)

Hurry put a million dollar life insurance policy onhim
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: srkruzich on August 10, 2011, 09:14:37 AM
Quote from: kshillbillys on August 09, 2011, 09:58:33 PM
Being screwed is the least of my worries! The only thought that goes through my mind right now is that I will NEVER hear the shot!

Somehowi don't think you have to worry about a shot.  Now that hidden room in her armory....... Thats another story!
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: larryJ on August 10, 2011, 09:25:00 AM
Well, Robert, it has been really nice to read your occasional posts.  I am truly sorry you chose to go out this way.  Fortunately for you, it will only take one shot unless she means to torture you a  little.  In the meantime, I am safely ensconced in my faraway home out of bullet range.   ;D

Jarhead, head for the bunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :o  If she decides to torture him, there might be ricochets!

Larryj
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: jarhead on August 10, 2011, 10:13:21 AM
I AM in my bunker Larry--Got the wife's wireless laptop . Headed to the bunker at 0200 hours when I heard these pitiful screams coming from the south end of town and what sounded like a lady's shrill voice singing a Christmas song. Now the first part was lost in the wind but I did catch the part, "----nuts  Roasting On An Open Fire". I still get the Heebie Jeebies just thinking about the mournful screams I heard.
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: thatsMRSc2u on August 10, 2011, 10:37:10 AM
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Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: doobie on August 10, 2011, 12:00:30 PM
I just hope no motars end up a little short-elk falls will be removed from the map!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: doobie on August 10, 2011, 12:06:33 PM
I"m seeking shelter in the basement of ED'S Sunnylane  GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: larryJ on August 10, 2011, 01:11:56 PM
Jarhead............. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D      ROTFLMBO!

I know it is a "long" shot, but I hope the ninetenth hole has a bomb shelter for Warph and Slappy.  And David and Bonnie, like me, is just too far away for even Teresa to hit with any accuracy.  The rest of you that are closer, duck. 

In the meantime, I see you are enjoying cooler weather.  Hooray!

Larryj
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: Teresa on August 10, 2011, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: larryJ on August 10, 2011, 01:11:56 PM

In the meantime, I see you are enjoying cooler weather.
!

Larryj

Uhhmmmm~~~~~SOME will be still living to enjoy cool weather Larry....
Others however~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/205.gif)
and no~~ this is far far far from over....................
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Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: sixdogsmom on August 10, 2011, 06:16:33 PM
 :o :o :o Uh Oh!!!!! ------ :o :o
Title: Re: Teresa--Through the Years
Post by: doobie on August 10, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Quick Martha, grab the kids.............................****is gonna hit the fan.