July 27, 2011
Debt Ceiling Crisis: Like Y2K With a**holes Instead of Computers
Majority of Congressmen No Longer Remember Which Deal They Like
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – With less than one week until the President and Congress run out of time to make a deal, most experts agree that the debt ceiling crisis is like Y2K all over again, only with a**holes instead of computers.
This grim assessment comes on the heels of a new poll showing that a majority of congressmen can no longer remember which debt deal they like.
As the August 2 deadline approaches, several nightmare scenarios loom, including one in which the United States would officially become a province of China and would be renamed Panda Gardens 2.
The Chinese government proposed that name to avoid confusion with Panda Gardens, a popular Shanghai noodle shop.
In another possibility being openly discussed, the United States would cease to exist as an actual country but would continue in an online-only version.
In this scenario, Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) would no longer be Speaker of the House but would instead be become an angry little orange avatar.
As for President Obama, he would step down and be replaced by Roger Goodell, commissioner of the National Football League.
"What can I say?" a resigned Mr. Obama told reporters today. "At least Roger got a deal done."
Ross the use of the word ***holes is totally inapropriate on this forum. Please change it.
David
Ross, unecessary bad language, not even a serious story, over the line. I have complained to the moderator which takes a lot. Please change it on your own.
David
Ross sent you a personal message on this topic about your use of a vulgar word. Please change the language from vulgar on your own.
David
Quote from: Ross on July 27, 2011, 03:58:08 PM
July 27, 2011
Debt Ceiling Crisis: Like Y2K With a**holes Instead of Computers
Majority of Congressmen No Longer Remember Which Deal They Like
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – With less than one week until the President and Congress run out of time to make a deal, most experts agree that the debt ceiling crisis is like Y2K all over again, only with a**holes instead of computers.
This grim assessment comes on the heels of a new poll showing that a majority of congressmen can no longer remember which debt deal they like.
As the August 2 deadline approaches, several nightmare scenarios loom, including one in which the United States would officially become a province of China and would be renamed Panda Gardens 2.
The Chinese government proposed that name to avoid confusion with Panda Gardens, a popular Shanghai noodle shop.
In another possibility being openly discussed, the United States would cease to exist as an actual country but would continue in an online-only version.
In this scenario, Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) would no longer be Speaker of the House but would instead be become an angry little orange avatar.
As for President Obama, he would step down and be replaced by Roger Goodell, commissioner of the National Football League.
"What can I say?" a resigned Mr. Obama told reporters today. "At least Roger got a deal done."
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 05:07:32 PM
Let me understand this your using it by quotingit is okay, is that right?
But that doesn't make you vulgar?
Brilliant?
I simply copied and pasted the article by a comedian.
Teressa,
I am sorry if I screwed up but I can't seem to change the ass to *** at this time.
Did I do a no,no here?
If you want I will not be bothered by the removal of the topic altogether.
I just found it funny and thought others would as well.
A couple of guys are so offended by one particular word one of them had to copy and paste it
to show his displeasure and also sent me a back door e-mail that he had notified the administrator while using the offending word in his e-mail.
I sure would not want to leave it on here so they could continue to return and be offended each time they returned.
The article is a joke by a comedian and nothing more.
Thanks
Ross
Quote from: Ross on July 27, 2011, 06:10:51 PM
Let me understand this your using it by copying and pasting it is okay, is that right?
Brilliant?
Ross you are vulgar. Change it. Maybe you could let Patriot post your thoughts he is smarter than you and not vulgar. You my friend have jumped the shark. That means you are irrelevant?
David
I want to say something nasty in a really nice way. However I don't think it is worth the effort.
So shoot your mouth all you want, I truely don't mind.
Quote from: Ross on July 27, 2011, 06:32:49 PM
I want to say something nasty in a really nice way. However I don't think it is worth the effort.
So shoot your mouth all you want, I truely don't mind.
Ross, have Patriot send me a private message or you can post it here. I can take anything. Wait let me change that. Have Patriot post your response here. Then you can send me the full vulgar message as a pm. You still will be irrelevant but you will not offend the kids that read this forum. I bet my pm message will make you sick you vulgar wonk.
David
Ross kids are here on the forum. Your post was wrong. If you were talking just to me it would be ok. I hope your kids don't allow you to do that around your grandkids. Goodbye Vulgar Ross. Let Patriot speak for you or your wife.
David
So your attitude of calling people names is an intellectual attempt to teach children the proper aproach to that which you do not like. Good job.
Don't show any restraint keep it up.
Patriot or your wife should post for your vulgar Ross. You just can't get out of your own way can you.
David
Here is a copy of you back door e-mail to me.
How is it that your use of the word is not vulgar?
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 04:34:59 PM
Ross you are way over the line using the word a**holes in a post on this forum. It is not even a serious story. Please change it on your own. I have reported the post to the moderator which takes a lot. Use your good judgement and change it.
David
Quote from: Ross on July 27, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Here is a copy of you back door e-mail to me.
How is it that your use of the word is not vulgar?
That is called a private message. I said I sent it to you on the forum before you did. You are just a sorry vulgar man. I have nothing to say to you from now on. Have Patriot or your long suffering wife post your stuff if you want me to respong.
David
That is called a private message. I said I sent it to you on the forum before you did. You are just a sorry vulgar man. I have nothing to say to you from now on. Have Patriot or your long suffering wife post your stuff if you want me to respond.
David
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 07:18:10 PM
That is called a private message. I said I sent it to you on the forum before you did. You are just a sorry vulgar man. I have nothing to say to you from now on. Have Patriot or your long suffering wife post your stuff if you want me to respond.
David
Good bye David. Have a nice non vulgar life in Califoornia.
DAVID!!!! Who do you think you are???~~~~
I don't believe I gave you any authorization to " make any rules about what is said or not said....or have the power to enforce anything on here!!"
You never sent me any kind of PM either.. so thats a lie..
If you want to continue to post 'whatever you post" on this forum.. then I suggest you keep your "wanna be bossing attitude " on a shelf in California. Cause it's sure as hell isn't flying here with me.
David,
In my view, you're a small man, and based on the last post, a liar as well. Ross can post his own posts, in his own words. I won't do it for him, as I would likely be far less cryptic or tactful. I find your particularly explosive offense at any negative connotations involving ***holes to be most revealing of your personal sensitivities & interests. But your proclivities are your own.
That said, I suspect the majority of youth who read this thread will have no problem inserting the correct letters in place of the asterisks. There are surely less admirable things they can garner from this forum. Hopefully one positive things they can learn from this thread is that liars have no honor and eventually get caught. Now... go play at the beach for awhile, and leave me out of your petty pissing matches.
Well shit Pam---guess you'n me will probably be getting our asses kicked off the forum for our potty mouths---and Patriot, did you mean PeePee match ?
Quote from: jarhead on July 30, 2011, 02:26:52 PM
Well shit Pam---guess you'n me will probably be getting our asses kicked off the forum for our potty mouths---and Patriot, did you mean PeePee match ?
ROTFLMAO................... About like you meant ***es :)
Sorry guys, however it is spelled 'pizzing' match. And for the women, don't try this standing up!
(the angle of the dangle is directly in proportion to the areal surface and it's density)
Trust me! :o ;D
readyaimduck
Great sense of humor. You just made this thread really worth reading.
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 04:20:42 PM
Ross, unecessary bad language, not even a serious story, over the line. I have complained to the moderator which takes a lot. Please change it on your own.
David
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 07:14:37 PM
That is called a private message. I said I sent it to you on the forum before you did. You are just a sorry vulgar man. I have nothing to say to you from now on. Have Patriot or your long suffering wife post your stuff if you want me to respong.
David
David, I feel so sorry for you. It only proved you to be a vulgar liar. Which also proved I was a good judge of lack of character. You see private messages that contain lies do not deserve to remain private in my opinion.
You have my sympathies.
Now please try to keep your word as follows:
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 07:14:37 PM
I have nothing to say to you from now on.
David
Let's keep it that way, thank you.
Quote from: sodbuster on July 27, 2011, 06:24:48 PM
Ross you are vulgar. Change it. Maybe you could let Patriot post your thoughts he is smarter than you and not vulgar. You my friend have jumped the shark. That means you are irrelevant?
David
Bitch bitch bitch. A$$hole a$$hole a$$hole!
Wow, Sod...did you even get the meaning of the post, or did that one word stop you?
This is a very serious issue, and the people at the top level are sometimes acting like schoolkids!.
And they were elected by me and others to take care of us????
Well, I wish to rescind my vote. Unfortunately there is only one person left to do what we need for this country.
Patrot/Jarhead/Cat/MrsC2you: are you ready to face a write-in? ;)
Others will be considered as posts permits. ::)
(Sod: you are no longer considered in the running)