Man, I do hate the smell of tobacco smoke. The government says that tobacco is so entwined with the history of this country, the only reason the Statue of Liberty is not holding up a lit cigarette is that her torch provides a better backdrop for final showdowns in crappy action movies. Now, if you ask most smokers whether or not they want to smoke they'd probably tell you "no," they hate it. But nicotine couldn't be tougher to kick if Lucy Van Pelt from "Peanuts" was holding it with her fingertip.
Arizonans have been some of the most outspoken advocates against smokers exposing us to their second-hand smoke. Which is ironic, considering tha compared to Phoenix air, second-hand smoke is like aromatherapy. I'm so paranoid about getting sick I'm even worried about third-hand smoke... the smoke coming off a second-hand smoker. Where's the research on that?
Now, as everyone who saw "The Insider" will remember, Russell Crowe's character, in trying to testify against the tobacco industry, was up against an adversary that would do anything to stop him, from e-mailing him threats to targeting his wife and child to forcing him to fight off man-eating lions on the blood-drenched floor of the Coliseum.
Because, by definition, their best customers are the ones most likely to up and die on them, tobacco companies must constantly look for fresh meat. As a result, they must aim their laser sites on the only group of people who are easy prey because they are so naive, so easily swayed by peer pressure, and so unready to make their own decisions as mature adults: Yankees. Also, teenagers.
And they start 'em off young. Remember candy cigarettes? I used to love those. At first, I only enjoyed one with an occasional glass of Kool-Aid or, say, after a wild and crazy Slip-and-Slide party at Ray Luigi's place, but pretty soon I was up to three packs a day. I never went in for bubblegum cigars; they always seemed a tad, I dunno, pretentious.
Our war on tobacco is a microcosm for a fundamental contradiction in the American psyche. We see ourselves as independent, livin'-my-life-without-the-government-on-my-back Marlboro men until something goes wrong, whereupon we turn into whiny, litigious crybabies looking for someone to foot the bill for our foul ups. Currently there's a raft of ex-smokers suing tobacco companies because they got sick, and I just don't think that's right. Sure, I hate tobacco companies and think they sell a quintessentially evil product, and then lie insidiously through their yellowed teeth, all the while trading in their venal,
profiteering souls for a lucrative paycheck in this life, knowing full well they'll spend all of time having their flesh raked by the fiery claws of Hell, while the cries of all their victims resonate in their ears for all eternity. That being said, I hate lawyers even more.
Yes, I feel sorry for the people suffering the effects of years of smoking. Yes, I think the tobacco companies should be punished for their deceptions and subterfuge. But suing a tobacco company because youve developed a health problem from smoking cigarettes is like suing McDonalds because they failed to inform you that the hot coffee you ordered will scald your lap if you spill it on yourself. Hmmmm.... bad example.
OK, let's try this one. Suing a tobacco company because you've developed a health problem from smoking cigarettes is like demanding an apology from the "Members Only" jacket people for your not-getting-laid in the 80's.
It's pretty clear that President Obuma... whose a two-pack-a-day smoker... isn't going to lead a fight against the cigarette companies, as he has stated several times that he believes the answer to the problem lies in opening up the Alaskan Wildlife Preserve for growing more tobacco.
I believe that right now the tobacco companies are missing a perfect PR opportunity to turn the tide of public opinion in their favor. I'm speaking, of course, about the energy crisis and the surrounding environmental concerns. For example, if the lights go out during an unexpected rolling blackout, who's going to have a lighter to provide emergency illumination? The smoker. If we experience increased pollution from unregulated power plants, who's going to require less oxygen because of diminished lung capacity? The smoker. And if ecosystems fall like dominoes, rendering the human race a mere band of
cannibalistic scavengers wandering through a barren wasteland, whose flesh will possess the pleasant smoky taste of barbecue? Thank you, smokers.
Look, America grows most of the world's tobacco. If I were president, I'd go on national television and tell those jagoffs from OPEC, "Hey, you know what's tougher to kick than cheap oil? Those Yankee Devil Marlboro 100's that you're always lightin' off a burning American flag. Yeah, that's right, Sheik Octane, you heard me. I don't see any tobacco plants sprouting up from that desert shitbox of yours. Now I want to see premium gasoline going for fifty cents a gallon again, or you guys are going to be up all night chain-sucking on goat-flavored Jolly Ranchers."
That's telling them by cracky!
....Warph
What are we going to do about the latest? Now sitting at at a computer working all day is just as harmful to your health as smoking cigarettes. What to do? What to do? I guess quit working and smoking, just and drink and play golf all day. ;)
If all the tobacco growers had something else to grow that would give them the same big profits, tobacco would vanish overnight. They have a huge lobby though and have "price supports.'
Now the computers are something else.They use child labor to go out in the fields and pick those little baby computers.That must stop! ;D You have a good point...there is still a question about some cell phones too. At least texting isn't next to your brain (there has to be a joke in there somewhere) but apparently it's taking a toll on kid's finger joints from over use of less than mature fingers. Who knows?I guess we will always have some way of hurting our health.
Thanks for the grin Warph... Loved it. :)
Just for the record, if they want to cut down on the amount of tobacco users all they have to do is legalize marijuana. do that and I for one, would give up tobacco. ;D
You'd give up a whole lot..wouldn't be worth a tinkers diddle cause you would be too stoned to do anything else... but sit and stare and..maybe slobber a little.. :)
I picked up an e-cigarette recently to try out. It seems pretty cool and most people that completely switch to them really like it as its simply water vapor with some nicotine, so it should be quite a bit safer. I can only handle menthol though and I didn't have menthol flavored liquid so haven't switched yet. :D
Varmit,
I got a bunch of catnip dried and in the freezer. I hear smoking it will provide euphoria so stop by dude ,and we will burn a couple of bowls !!!
I have an e-cigarette and I like it okay. I use it in public and do the real thing at my house. All in all, life is good.
I do hope that if Mary Jane does become legal people won't be dumb enough to drive while under the influence. Just we need, some goof ball laughing hysterically because he wiped out the pedestrian. It happens now but it could start happening more often. We've had some where alcohol and a range of other drugs, including Marijuana were used. Please just stay out of the driver's seat.
Quote from: Teresa on October 25, 2010, 08:06:14 PM
You'd give up a whole lot..wouldn't be worth a tinkers diddle cause you would be too stoned to do anything else... but sit and stare and..maybe slobber a little.. :)
Well...apparently someone I won't name names (teresa) has never smoked weed. Don't worry though, I won't hold that against you. ;) But let me learn you something. Weed is a wonder drug, espcially for folks that work outside alot. For example, take farmers that spend countless hours in the fields during the summer. They get headaches, heat stroke, and generally at the end of the day are exhausted. Now then, say they smoked a bowl or two around lunchtime, usually the effects of the day don't take such a toll. Now bear in mind I am not talking about getting totally baked, but the ocassional splif never hurt anyone. In fact, marijuana has helped more folk than it has hurt.
As for driving while high, IF weed was the sole drug, and not combined with anything else then I don't think it would be a problem. Other than overcrowding at 7-elevens, and mass shortages of Funyons. 8)
Billy--the county has a zero tolerance for drugs. Marijuana, Mary Jane, weed, reefer, pot, crack, smack, crank, coke, opium, heroin, blacktar heroin, angel dust, pcp, acid, lsd, ice, meth, ecstasy or viagra! You, son, are definitely on something. I will have a nice little cup for you to piss into in the morning. All I need is for you to initial a couple of spaces, sign your name and show me your driver's license. I thought you were on drugs. I saw you pop a couple of Bayer this morning. Refusal to do the UA will result in an immediate body cavity search with a shovel handle. I know the bathroom is right off of the office, but I don't care to see you piss in the cup, please close the door. LOL---Robert
Robert, Why is viagra on the list?? Hell, you can't get a high doing Viagra!! Maybe getting "a high" aint the word I'm looking for here-----but you know what I mean.
Quote from: Varmit on October 26, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
Well...apparently someone I won't name names (teresa) has never smoked weed. Don't worry though, I won't hold that against you. ;)
You are so right Billy.. I have never ever smoked the weed.... or done any of those bad things that a girl of the 70's did..
For real.. I have always been one of those girls who just didn't EVER nor do I now...do anything away from the law abiding "rule line'
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And thats my story and I'm stickin' to it. :angel: :angel:
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Quote from: jarhead on October 26, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
Robert, Why is viagra on the list?? Hell, you can't get a high doing Viagra!! Maybe getting "a high" aint the word I'm looking for here-----but you know what I mean.
Jarhead--I was told that viagra is a date rape drug, but that was by them fools in jail. Of course, they were talking something else about a toilet paper roll and a rubber glove, but never mind about that, we'll leave that alone. ---Robert
Weed will soon be legal in California, not that over 60% of the population here don't already smoke it without fear of the law. The penalty for being caught with weed for personal use is actually less than a traffic ticket.
Hopefully, weed will soon be legal everywhere.
Quote from: Varmit on October 28, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
Hopefully, weed will soon be legal everywhere.
LOL... something we can both agree on. I have never used the stuff but the 'war' on drugs is a ridiculous waste of time and pot is a poor choice to fight.
Thanks you guys...now I am craving really chewy brownies. Must have triggered some old brain cells from thr Age of Aquarius. Guess I'll go fry some bacon.
Why Roma Jean, you ol hippie you !!!!
I didn't drink the bong water but...to pretend I didn't inhale would be real dishonest..
Roma Jean,
I plead the 5th. But if pressed----- if Willie Clinton says he didn't inhale----then by golly, I didn't either . :)