BE ON THE ALERT ! ! ! IMPORTANT MESSAGE ! ! ! !
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves? Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick! The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary – my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee!!!! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts – stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again – was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX!
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too "important" not to pass on. Have a wonderful day – with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Laughing helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
P.S.S. Those same thieves came in my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?????
And here I thought I was the only one. Good one. ;D ;D ;D
Thank God you have figured out what has been going on. I'm going to set up a video tape in my bedroom to try to catch these body snatchers!
Yep, that is the way it creeps up. Wait till you look in the mirror and don't reckonize the face looking back at you.
I looked behind me to see who the "OLD LADY" was and when I turned around there wasn't anyone there.
Talk about a shock. I think from that day I stopped looking in the mirror.............I kept looking to see if some nice
(notice I didn't say Handsome) looking gentleman was there with me and it was just my shadow on the wall.
Really disappointing.........where did it all go?
HA HA HA HA
YOU "YOUNGSTERS HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET !!!!! GIVE IT A FEW YEARS-----AND LOOK AGAIN.
It is NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
If I could age into you I'd be the happiest person on earth.
You know something, I am still just as much my younger self......insecure..doubtful, worried and maybe a little naive and then I stand up and become the real me...........The latest me. I don't mind getting older. We have so much to talk about...........for instance, ask me and I will discuss my arthritis, my aches and my grumpiness and then there are all the age related grumps. hardly an income, the fact I am as young as I am going to be and well you who are in this age range do understand.
Where did the "KID" go?
Quote from: Jo McDonald on August 20, 2010, 02:33:41 PM
HA HA HA HA
YOU "YOUNGSTERS HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET !!!!! GIVE IT A FEW YEARS-----AND LOOK AGAIN.
It is NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
Oh please Jo! You are one pretty lady!! (At least I think so!!) And a special one too!!
Jennifer
This is just too rich!!!!! I started to add to it, but modesty and decency overruled my typing fingers.
My question is: When someone takes pictures and you are in one, how come you look like, well, you know, and yet when you look in the mirror, it's not that old guy you saw in the picture? Is this a conspiracy by those who make cameras? Is this how people really see you? I am almost ashamed to be in pictures, because that is not how I want to be remembered!!!!!!!!!!!
Larryj
You can blame it on the camera or the lighting. Or a bad hair day.
Or the film was processed wrong. Course, now with those new cameras that let you delete or not the photo you just took
Makes for some sharp editing.............LOL
Oh larry, I don't take good pictures anymore either. Not that I was ever a "raving beauty.......but at least I didn't break the camera. Now every wrinkle shows............and each flaw.
Then I think that we are our own worse critics and just agree that the camera does not lie!
Gee that hurt to write, but tis the truth.
Another thing I keep telling myself, God loves me just the way I am. I must stop with the negative thoughts.
He did let makeup be invented! so use it!
LOL---------I think my wife would question my sanity should I choose to start wearing makeup. That is, once she stopped rolling on the floor laughing her butt off. My answer to her would be------------well, you have been wearing it most of your life and remember----------------------------I have seen you without it!
Larryj
Larry, YOu are bad! Real Bad, but I agree with you..........
I am going to "let it all hang out" if people don't like it, they don't have to look...........LOL
I can just see people walk by with their hands shielding their eyes.........LOL
A young woman always says look but don't touch and an older woman says touch all you want ,just don't look. ;D
And you are calling me bad? After that remark by Diane?
Larryj
heck larry, since I agree with her, sounded good to me.
Had a friend, I called her my other mother who said that she didn't mind loosing her eye sight as
long as she could inspect the driver with the Braille Touch.......believe me she would have, too.
Thanks for the giggles today. I needed that.
A year ago we sat the Death watch with our mom. The 23rd is the day we lost her and this is a very tough time for me.
All my family are up in Topeka.........and have each other to lean on (if they choose) I am down here and Thank God I have all of you who "give a hoot". I can't afford to go up there to be with family.........month is always bigger than my money.........so it is good for me to be amongst people who can give me a giggle or three.
God bless you.