Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Trinity wakes up in a bloody pile behind the Hell On Wheels Music Hall ©.  He bends over to pick up two yellow items lying in the mud and heads home. 

Finding Del on the front porch when he gets home, Trinity procedes to tell him how ungracious everyone was when he began to play the jug to the Pickup-Truck Song.  He then shows Del his teeth that they had knocked out.

[Trinity]

Trinity calms down and lays in the hammock and begins to hum the tune of "Trashy Women".  The furst cue that the evening wasn't going well down at the music hall should have been was when Trinity requested that song for the third time in a row and the entire place quieted and turned to glare at him.

Well I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
But my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and Dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies
But I like my music hot I like my women wild

Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
Yeah I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

Well you should have seen the look on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Pardon us son, she ain't no kid,
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig"
I said, "I know it Dad, ain't she cool? That the kind I dig."

Hey well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is died
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side. (When they wear them High Heels!)

Yeah, I like 'em sweet. I like 'em with a heart of gold
Hey I like 'em brassy. I like 'em brazen and bold.
They say opposites attract, but I don't agree
I need a woman as tacky as me
Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

Yeah well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

Yeah, I like my women just a tad on the trashy side.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note, never sing this with the radio in the car if yer wife is in the front seat. >

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[Lucky Irish Tom]

Enduring Trinity's off-key singing Irish gets a plate of bacon and eggs from he stove and a cup of coffee and sits on the porsh to see what happens next.

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

   Brazos workin' on his second helping of breakfast on the porch, sees Lucky sitting on the Porsche and says, " Gee, Lucky in your last post you said you was sittin on your porsh, I did not know they had them things back in those days, but sure enough there you are!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

<Author's Note - Brazos should not pay attention to how a drunken Irishman pronounces porch->

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes fron dunning with a large freight wagon of groceries.  He drags out the chuckwagon and it's trailer and starts cleanin' it up.

"You heathens is gonna have to fend fer yerselves startin' Thursday, Slim and the FFg are already gone and me and gopher Grease is headed out fer Kansas. The rails should be done saturday and the town should be gone by Sunday."

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Brazos is rolling around on the porch a laughin' at his teasin' of ol' Tom!  "No harm meant Tom, just struck my funny bone thats all!"  He reaches for the Jug and hands it to Tom.  "Have a bit o' the brew, "Heck Trinity won't mind!"

Brazos looks at Del fillin' up the wagon with vittles.  A frown forms on his face. " Well, I won't be able to partake of your cookin' while you are in Kansas, but I sure hope those folks over there appreciate your cookin' fer them!  Have a safe trip and don't break an axle.


(Another note by that Arthur fella: whisper mode on: Hey Tom, no insult intended cause they is a fine automobile, got one to prove it!)

[Delmonico]

<Authors note, T'won't do me much good, ya can't haul many dutch ovens in one. >

[litl rooster]

<authors question???> don't dem Porshes have a horse on the fender,? Maybe Lucky was just meanin he was sittin on his horse.


<authors note> You Newbrassky people, this current issue (November) of Western Horseman, features a Nebraska Ranch, that still operates in the tradion of Cowboy ways

[Trinity]

<authors question???> don't dem Porshes have a horse on the fender,? Maybe Lucky was just meanin he was sittin on his horse.

<<It also has some fishbones on it.  What does that mean???  Were he eatin' fish while sittin' on the horse??>>

[Delmonico]

<Authors note: Yer thinkin' of Fee-rarrr-rees.  Thats one of those winged horse's advertisin' Skelly gasoline.  Will check it out, might be one of my customers.>

[Trinity]

Brazos is rolling around on the porch a laughin' at his teasin' of ol' Tom!  "No harm meant Tom, just struck my funny bone thats all!"  He reaches for the Jug and hands it to Tom.  "Have a bit o' the brew, "Heck Trinity won't mind!"

*hic*  "Naw, Ah wonnn mahnd.  Have yerssshhhelf shhhome!" *hic*

Trinity holds up his own jug and sings again:

"When Iiiirissssh eyesh ish shmiling,
Sssssure, 'tiss like the morn in Shpring.
In the lilt of Irisssh laughter
You kin hear the angelsh shing.
When Irisssh heartsh ish happy,
All the world sheemsh bright and gay.
And when Irisssh eyesh ish shmiling,
Ssshure, they shteal yer heart away."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico continues to pack the chuck wagon and trailer with groceries.

[Trinity]

  "Hesssh, takin' awll tha food!!!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

We's gonna hafta go huntin!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico don't tell them he's only packin' the groceries fronm town.   sides that their's eggs that will een gathered, a cow to be milked, they could get Stoney Pete to butcher a hog.

Instead, "well I hear tell their is Eller-funks up north of here, don't forget there are Sand Catfish in the blowouts in the hills.   And if ya ain't fast enough to catch any of those, litl rooster has a heard of "Slow Ellk" out there."

[Trinity]

Trinity looks up, nervously.  "Whazzat ya said ya saw in them hills?  ...Ah'll jest say rah't now, it weren't mahn!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets up in the seat of the chuckwagon and heads south to Kansas.  The note he left in the kitchen say's "See ya heathens late Sunday or Monday."

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the strange piece of paper with squigly lines all over it.  Deciding it must be refuse, he finally uses it to start the fire.  It's getting cold outside.