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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2780 on: May 30, 2005, 06:53:12 AM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother doesn't reply. That bundle of books hit her in the back of the head and she is "out cold" on the porch!



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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2781 on: May 30, 2005, 09:09:24 AM »
OOOOppp's litl rooster not realizing his good deed went afowl, bounds from his horse and catches FFg, before she falls and further injurers herself.  Sorry Annie! Then tyes a note to his horse and sends him off to fetch Dr. McCoy.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2782 on: May 30, 2005, 08:15:57 PM »
"Ah thank Dr. McCoy is up in them plates with Del.  He don' lahk much bein' transported down here.  We might have to call fer Del's earthly Dr. Two Finger."
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Re: Newbrassky
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2783 on: May 31, 2005, 03:50:32 AM »
My horse not knowing the differences between the 2 doctors brings the drunkin' Dr. Two Finger back to FFg's aid...I offer the horse some water and watch.






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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2784 on: May 31, 2005, 05:34:32 AM »
Stoney finished the last of the "twilight" phesants that no-one wanted to help him with.  Not even trinity ???

Having seen the FFG pointing her scatter gun at some flying plates, he decides it's time to go for a long ride.  He saddles his horse, makes sure all his guns are loaded and ready to go and without a word starts ridding toward Dunning.  From there he'll decide what to do next...


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2785 on: May 31, 2005, 10:08:38 AM »
You *could* call it a scattergun....

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As the music fades, they hear someone say" Ya sur got a pudy mouth". At that time Gopher Grease Pulls up in a wagon loaded with a new shoting iron, got 8 barels and a crank on the side. He looks to the others and say" I don heard thar be snakes up thar and dont have to reload so often this way".   
Trinity how be your scours need anuther spoon full?
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Gopher Grease set it up in the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's cupola. When she finally comes around and back to what senses she has left, she starts looking for him, in the mood for some Zuppa Tuscany.




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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2786 on: May 31, 2005, 01:07:49 PM »
Dr. Two Finger comes flailing and falling away from the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, now bearing several new lumps on his head.

"Get her away from me, she's CRAZY!"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother glides serenely out on the porch, looking out across the land.

"Where's Slim? Shouldn't he be here by now?"


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2787 on: May 31, 2005, 10:05:21 PM »
Trinity joins the FFG on the porch.  "Oh, good.  Ah shore am glad ta see yore doin' better!"

Watching the doctor run accross the yard, away from the house, Trinity asks:  "What got inta the doctor?  Does he know he's headed t'ward the quicksand?  ... Oh, bah the way,  d'you know what happent ta them pleasents what stoneypete done caught fer us?  Ah had me a might powerful hunger but kain' find none in the icebox!!!"

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2788 on: May 31, 2005, 10:12:49 PM »
"I'm not sure what he did with them, Trinity, weren't you supposed to be helping him? Maybe he put them out in the smokehouse." She gets a faraway look to her gaze, "though I've never had smoked pheasant before."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2789 on: May 31, 2005, 10:21:59 PM »
"MMMMMM!  Smoked pleasants!  That shore sounds good.  Ahm gonna check the smokehouse!  Wanna come?"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2790 on: May 31, 2005, 11:15:56 PM »
She slips her hand into the crook of Trinity's arm. "Lead the way, kind sir!"


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2791 on: June 01, 2005, 03:57:24 AM »
litl rooster sits on his horse laughing at the famous Dr.2 finger sinking in the quicksand. Throws a loop to him and drags him out. As he coils his rope he hears the Doc mumbling something to the effect that we are crazy here. I laugh and ride off. Want to be clear of of Stoney Pete, before he comitts any more game violations.

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2792 on: June 01, 2005, 08:11:55 AM »
  ... Oh, bah the way,  d'you know what happent ta them pleasents what stoneypete done caught fer us?  Ah had me a might powerful hunger but kain' find none in the icebox!!!"

Stoney finished the last of the "twilight" phesants that no-one wanted to help him with.  Not even trinity ???

Authors note: They be gone Trinity.  You, of all people, should know what happens to them that don't come running when the dinner bell rings.  They get to look at empty plates. :'(

Stoney wakes up and looks around.  Slowly remembering that he's left the ranch, but not really sure if the why was dream or reality. ???  As the cobwebs left his mind, he did remember that he'd decide his next move from here.  Stoney rolled over and went back to sleep.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2793 on: June 01, 2005, 03:10:58 PM »
Slim rides in. He and his horse are tuckered out. Slim slides from his horse, drags himself onto the porch, and sits in a chair.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2794 on: June 01, 2005, 03:22:18 PM »
Coming back from the smoke house, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother spies Slim on the porch. Squealing like a gerl, she picks up the hems of her skirts and runs full tilt to the porch, scampering up the steps, then leaning over the chair to hug him.

" I am so glad you are back. Is all well? Let me get you some sweet tea."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2795 on: June 01, 2005, 07:15:32 PM »
FFG,  be sure to fill Slim in on the plans not to allow the flying plates to release Delmonico untill are demands are met.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2796 on: June 01, 2005, 07:25:30 PM »
In her excitement to greet Slim, the FFG leaves Trinity with his head hung low.  "Ah kain' b'lieve they're all gone!!!!  Ah jus kain' b'lieve it!"

Trinity mopes up to the house where he lazily greets Slim: "Hey Slim."

He then clambers into the hammock and swings while listening to the sounds of the evening, Slim and the FFG talking... and his stomach rumbling.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2797 on: June 01, 2005, 10:13:23 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother takes a break from talking to Slim and goes inside for a bit. When she comes back out, she brings sandwiches and potatoe salad, mounds of each, plates, forks and napkins.

"I miss Delmonico."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2798 on: June 02, 2005, 03:22:38 AM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother takes a break from talking to Slim and goes inside for a bit. When she comes back out, she brings sandwiches and potatoe salad, mounds of each, plates, forks and napkins.

"I miss Delmonico."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2799 on: June 02, 2005, 06:09:59 AM »
Author's note:  What year is it in our little story here ???


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