Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824838 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8720 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:18:31 PM »

I bet he got that t shirt over to Graceland while he was in Memphis.

Trinity · « **Reply #8721 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:58:46 PM »

"Ah'm steel upset that he din't save no BBQ fer me! Who is this Ailvis person. That shore is a funny soundin' name!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8722 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:21:12 PM »

by the way have you seen Slim in that there new suit he got in Memphis?

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Trinity · « **Reply #8723 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:24:07 PM »

"Ooooh! It's glittery!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8724 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:52:56 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Trinity · « **Reply #8725 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:54:37 PM »

"Sleeum. Ya puttin' on weight? You don' quot look lahk yersailf in that suit."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8726 on:** January 20, 2007, 09:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on January 20, 2007, 05:07:01 PM

<<Did you tell everybody what you are doing in Newbrassssky?>>

<Arthur's note: If I did, they'd put me in the booby hatch.

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Trinity · « **Reply #8727 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:27:40 PM »

<<Trinity's note: That don' sound too bayud>>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8728 on:** January 20, 2007, 10:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on January 20, 2007, 10:27:40 PM

<<Trinity's note: That don' sound too bayud>>

naw! he's talking bout the nut house.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8729 on:** January 20, 2007, 11:47:45 PM »

Like this?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8730 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:27:55 AM »

yep, that'd be the one , out on the lone prarie.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8731 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:45:33 AM »

<Authors Note: On the hill at Yankee Hill, just southeast of Lincoln, funny story about that place, in 1867 when they were tyin' to locate the Capital south of the Platte and out of Omaha, they sent out a commision to find a place in June. First stop Ashland, skeeters ate them up, came out of the swamps. No go. Second place Yankee Hill on the Newbrassky City-Ft. Kearny trail, folks there wanted it so bad, bad the had a feast for them, served ice cream, commisioners thought it was a bribe. Went to a village, Lancaster NE of there, nothin' but some salt flats, a minor salt industry, 'bout 20 folks, all Methodists, all Democrae
ts. Served em ham hocks and corn bread.

Commisioners liked them and the fact they could build the town mostly from scratch. Some Repuplican from Omaha got a bill passed that the Capital had to be named Lincoln after Ol' Abe, figgerin' they would reject it being Democrats, well they wern't dumb ones like you see today, said sure.

Lincoln got the Capital, had to sleal the stuff from Omaha in a blinding snowstorm, Omaha posse got lost in the snow.

Lincoln got the University, Capital and prison, Yankee Hill got the Insane Assylum,they still ain't got over it, will soon be an unicorperated village inside Lincoln.

Most don't know why, but Grandpa and Great Grandpa always told them to not let Lincoln incorperate them.

BTW brother-in-law I got Rowdy from lives in the same section as the Regional Center almost surronded by City Limits on 3 sides.

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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8732 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:05:30 AM »

Slim arrives at the nut house expecting to get a bag of goobers, he is escorted to a private room. A few minutes later to burly fellows enter with a distinguished looking man in a suit followed by another fellow with a strange electrical device, Slim wonders if its for roasting the nuts.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8733 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on January 22, 2007, 05:05:30 AM

A few minutes later to burly fellows enter with a distinguished looking man in a suit followed by another fellow with a strange electrical device, Slim wonders if its for roasting the nuts.

Maybe in more than 1 way.

Trinity · « **Reply #8734 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:05:35 PM »

<<From the booby hatch to roasting nuts. Just where is this story going??>>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8735 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:17:59 PM »

I think it was a wrong turn at Blueye, just went south from there.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #8736 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:55:41 PM »

Why do I have a feeling that Slim is about to get a charge?

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8737 on:** January 23, 2007, 11:57:48 AM »

Tune in for the electrifying conclusion to this sideline on the thread!

Delmonico · « **Reply #8738 on:** January 23, 2007, 02:47:11 PM »

Nurse Rachet says, "sSim you look tired, here sit down and rest."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8739 on:** January 23, 2007, 02:56:18 PM »

The orderly Quick McFry says, "Mr. Slim we'll just strap you in so you don't fall out of the chair!

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