Newbrassky

[Sod Buster]

The only one I eat... Taters!

And Avocados....

A medium avocado has about 300 calories because it is rich in avocado oil, which is a healthy vegetable oil but still high calorie. Compare that to a bell pepper (22 calories) or a medium apple (80 calories) or an orange (65 calories) and you’ll see the difference.

A medium baked potato contains about 100 calories, but often potatoes are loaded with butter, sour cream, cheese or other high calorie toppings. Or they are fried or mashed and served with gravy. Potatoes are also high on what’s called the “glycemic index” in that they stimulate a rise in blood sugar levels and may actually make you feel hungrier. Potatoes contain carbohydrates and are therefore usually classified as carbohydrate choices on the food pyramid, along with bread, pasta and rice.  Most vegetables provide a low source of energy, varying from 10 to 40 kcal per 100 grams of edible matter. The exception to this rule is the potato, which has a ratio of about 80 kcal per 100 grams.

[Trinity]

But I don't eat them avocaders!

[Sod Buster]

But I don't eat them avocaders!

What?!?
Trinity doesn't like Guacamole

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[Trinity]

Nope!  No me gusta!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya gotta remember Sod Buster,  it'd be green and Trinity has a fear of green food

[Sod Buster]

ya gotta remember Sod Buster,  it'd be green and Trinity has a fear of green food

Ohhhh.........

Good thing I haven't pushed the barley grass.   

[Ozark Tracker]

Once I had some of the wheat grass juice,  now that stuff tastes GREEN

[Trinity]

I do like green jello. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I wonder what it'd be like if'n ya used wheat grass juice  instead of the water,  it'd still be green jello

[Trinity]

But it wouldn't taste the same! 

[Ozark Tracker]

you could probably taste the green in that jello

[Ornery Orr]

JELLO SHOOTERS!!!!!!  A couple of them and you don't care what damn color it is!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the dooryard with a pack train in tow. "Anyone home? I gotts Wiscooooooooooonsin cheese, sausage, and butter. And all the green jellar y'ld even want." 

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes in and grabs some of the saltine crackers, sits down and enjoys the cheese and sausage,  then puts a little butter on the crackers to top it off.

[Trinity]

Trinity throws his extra sharp store brand cheddar cheese out of Keene, NH down and attacks the Wiscooooonsoin cheese.  Then he has some sausage with butter on top.  For desert he has several green jello shooters.

[Ozark Tracker]

  For desert he has several green jello shooters.

we mighta figured one day ya figure out how to eat and drink at the very same time

[Trinity]

"Ah done trahd marinatin' food with beer an' whiskey, but that din't work.  These hair grane jello shooters is jus' tha ticket!"

[Ornery Orr]

Ornery is homing in on the cheese sausage and crackers.  He takes a bite of the cheese, gives a big smile and says, "This here cheese comes from happy cows!"  Thinking quietly to himself, he thinks that if we give Trinity enough of them jeller shooters, he jest might go right to sleep and that means more cheese and sausage for me and Ozark Tracker.

[Trinity]

"Ah shore do love this hair Jel-lo!"  Trinity shouts into the kitchen "Dail!  Ya wan' some?  Ya might jus' fale better."

[Ozark Tracker]

Ornery, that thar sounds like a real good ideay,  I'll get another jug and you get the jello mix.  we'll save the cheese.