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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7380 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:25:46 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 11:16:17 AM

Where? Quotee Please. <The vet has remended that the sheep (spit) herder be sent to the Newbrassky State Insane Assylum near Lincoln fer electro shock treatments. He is loaded on a cattle car after being but in a strait jacket, (very pc) and loaded in the baggage car of a train at Dunning.>

Marshall escapes, hogties Dell in straight jacket. smears Him with Blue rophart cheeze--No escape Dell.

Dell gets quite a charge!

Marshall discovers All Dell's Dutch Ovens are cracked.

No Wonder.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7381 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:31:18 AM »

Knowin' deep in his tiny little brain that he is the only one who started a prarie fire by runnin' hooch up hill out of Trinity's still the strait jacketed Sheem (spit) herder has more Hally-loose-in-ations, the CB&Q chugs out of Dunning to Lincoln where the Baggage car will be switched to the spur track that runs to The Newbrassky State Insane Assylum where he will recieve electro shock therapy.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7382 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:40:38 AM »

"Knowin' the sheep (spit) herder is tryin' ta post sumthin' to try to get out of his mess and his fib, the baggage handler on the train gags him.

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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7383 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:42:22 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 03, 2006, 11:31:18 AM

Knowin' deep in his tiny little brain that he is the only one who started a prarie fire by runnin' hooch up hill out of Trinity's still the strait jacketed Sheem (spit) herder has more Hally-loose-in-ations, the CB&Q chugs out of Dunning to Lincoln where the Baggage car will be switched to the spur track that runs to The Newbrassky State Insane Assylum where he will recieve electro shock therapy.

Dells still delusional, Marshall has been recused by Da Sheep and transported the the DCR.

Dellys getttin a secound course of Electo-schocks--His skulls too thick!

More power!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7384 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 02, 2006, 05:45:00 PM

What is left of her new husband, Slim's cat drags in.

<Arthur's note: Slim's cat?

>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7385 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:45:51 AM »

Slim walks out the back door with a sauser of milk.

here kitty kitty kitty

Delmonico · « **Reply #7386 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:46:21 AM »

As he tries to cover his fib of others startin' a praire fire with Trinity's still no one pays any attention to the sheep (spit) herder.

<Ya, I added it to our animal collection, wouldn't do to have OT monkey drag him in. "Oh look what the monkey drug in don't sound right.">

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7387 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:49:58 AM »

about the time Slim started calling, one of mz coookinwoods girls comes carrying Slim's cat up. Slim puts down the bowl and fetches a 5 gallon pail

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7388 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:52:22 AM »

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7389 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:53:53 AM »

I figured we'd need a cat big enough to drag the sheepherder in

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7390 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:55:04 AM »

<Arthur's note: That one will do. >

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #7391 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:06:39 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 03, 2006, 11:55:04 AM

<Arthur's note: That one will do. >

Nice kitty, Kitty; just about the right size for My Parrott.

Arcey · « **Reply #7392 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:22:04 PM »

Poor bird. Stuck in a wire box. That's sad...............

Delmonico · « **Reply #7393 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:49:31 PM »

I ain't seen a blue and yaller Turkey Vulture before.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7394 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:57:45 PM »

turkey vulture

Ozark runs out gathers up the 3 turkeys running around the barn yard and puts them inside.

Trinity · « **Reply #7395 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:30:58 PM »

<<Would somebody please explain what happened today!?!?! I am thoroughly confused! I need a drink!>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #7396 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:34:20 PM »

<Author's Note, well I worked with the puppy, did some laundry, baked some bread, (see coffee and grub) loaded some 45 acp, worked on some 270's, tumbled my 32 mag brass, showered and came to work.>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7397 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:09:05 PM »

just the short version, a still broke liquor ran up hill the sheepherder thought, started a fire, he's on his way to insane asylum

Del got Slim a cat. so he'd be able to drag the sheepherder in and a turkey vulture is a circling around outside.

now how's that

I may have to go back a reread everything now

Trinity · « **Reply #7398 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:12:58 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on August 03, 2006, 01:39:17 AM

Who says Ah don't drink? Ah is jus fussy Who Ah drinks with.

"Naw. Ah meant her mother an' anybody associated wif her."

<<Can someone tell me who Neton is?>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #7399 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:14:10 PM »

"I knew there was somthin' last week I forgot to tell you, now I 'member, since you were so sweet on Sherlene, I paid Mrs. Collingwood to have here be your own private wagon girl."

"So yep, they're yours. " Delmonico shows Trinty the receipt and he passes out again and Slim's cat drags him home to Sherlene and the Twins.

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