Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824603 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #7220 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:46:11 PM »

"What ails do ya bake?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7221 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:50:46 PM »

If we take anything, it's gonna havta come outa Del's kitchen and I'm pretty sure we done et everything.

Trinity · « **Reply #7222 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:52:35 PM »

"Sides DEE-serts, Ah kain' thank of nothin' ails that gits baked. Ever'thang ails gits frahd!"

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7223 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:28:45 PM »

you right about that, I guess we can just go and if'n they ask, we'll tell them the other folks done et it.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7224 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:31:52 PM »

Hey Trinity ya fergot Fried Ice Cream an Batter Dipped Deep Fried Twinkies!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7225 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:38:54 PM »

I think them's Trinity's fav o rite finger foods

Trinity · « **Reply #7226 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:42:44 PM »

"Yep! An' don' fergit bout deep frahd Snickers! Ooooh, mah belly is startin' ta make noise! That means iss tahm ta eat!! Ah wan' me some more of them sausages!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7227 on:** July 25, 2006, 03:39:49 PM »

Ozark comes walking into the kitchen and asks if anybody has seen Trinity,
last night when we went over to the camp meeting, Trinity had him a pocket full of them sasuage's he was eating one when the preacher came by, that preacher laid his hands on Trinity's head and started speaking in tounges and Trinity thought he was trying to get his sasuage and bit the preacher on the arm and run out through the back of the tent,

Ole brother love passed smooth out.

airn't seen Trinity since, thought he mighta made it home by now.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7228 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:38:34 PM »

"Tain't seen hide nor hair of 'em."

Trinity · « **Reply #7229 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:24:54 PM »

Trinity comes running in breathless and sweaty. "Anybody see if Ah were follered? Ol' Brother Love has a right mean bouncer! That shore was close. Ah thank Ah lost him somewhere's 'roun' Forty's Customer Service Deparment."

Delmonico · « **Reply #7230 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:28:53 PM »

Ok, Trinity, I took care of it.

Trinity · « **Reply #7231 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:30:57 PM »

"Took care of what?" asked Trinity with a mouthful of turkey corndog.

Trinity · « **Reply #7232 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:32:16 PM »

Oh, never mind.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7233 on:** July 26, 2006, 10:34:21 AM »

Slim fries up a few pounds of cheddarwurst.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7234 on:** July 26, 2006, 10:43:04 AM »

Delmonico looks at it and then fries himself up some Newbrassky made Farmland sausage.

Trinity · « **Reply #7235 on:** July 26, 2006, 05:56:03 PM »

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Cheddarwurst! Ah could eat one now, but gotta run down to tha travellin' salvation show. Tonight's tha last night!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #7236 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:02:11 PM »

"Trinity, yer always salivatin'. Why do you need to go to a show?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7237 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:11:28 PM »

He's a going down there to see the preachers daughter, Maggie. I found out why that preacher was a laying his hands on Trinity, because Trinity had a been laying his hands on the preachers daughter.

Now he's a going down there and try to see her tonight at the ice cream social after the services.

Trinity · « **Reply #7238 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 26, 2006, 06:02:11 PM

"Trinity, yer always salivatin'. Why do you need to go to a show?"

"Two words Free Food ... Oh! an two more: in abundance"

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on July 26, 2006, 06:11:28 PM

He's a going down there to see the preachers daughter, Maggie. I found out why that preacher was a laying his hands on Trinity, because Trinity had a been laying his hands on the preachers daughter.

Now he's a going down there and try to see her tonight at the ice cream social after the services.

"Ssssshhhhh! Ah don' wan' nobody ta know 'bout her. 'Sides, Ah'm tailin' her that Ah'm comin' to see her, but what Ah really wan' is tha chawk'lit ahs crame."

Delmonico · « **Reply #7239 on:** July 26, 2006, 06:16:21 PM »

"Ice Cream Socials are borin', I want to go to an Ice Cream Un-social."

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