*** IMPORTANT ELECTION NEWS*** 2027 NCOWS Senate Elections

[River City John]

My name is "River City John", and I was appointed by the NCOWS Executive Committee to be the official Pollster/ballot tallyman for the pending 2027 NCOWS Senate elections.

Due to the possibility of fraud inherent in our nation's mail-in ballot system, I believe I have hit upon a bold decision to ensure the integrity of our election AND provide succor towards the personal finances of our entire membership.

With .002% of the ballots in, I intend to call this election based on the strength of trending evidence shown by the resultant numbers.
Therefor I am honored to announce to the Executive Committee, and the general membership at large, the 2027 slate of five NCOWS Senator candidates to fill the five open slots, are as follows:

(In no particular order, other than alphabetical.)

Ann Birk
Bryan Buck
Joe Ray
Theresa Scott
Reed Van Ness

(If your ballot is in the mail already, then know that it is safe from possible tampering and every candidate you will have picked has been successful. If you have dallied and not mailed in your ballot yet, not to worry, as I believe my proposed action to be foolproof.)

It is NOT my intention to disenfranchise any members voice in voting, but rather to safeguard the integrity of our election from the unmanageable level of fraud inherent in using the Mail-In Ballot system.
That and to save our members from the financial strain of countless demands on their budget for postage.

Again, no need to mail in your ballot, as I guarantee that every box you would have checked for the candidates of your choice will count, but more importantly, shall not have to endure the gauntlet of suspect voting practices.

Now if I have overstepped my authority within the trust granted to me by this appointment from the Executive Committee, I will humbly accept any sanctions they see fit to impose upon me.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I remain,
Your Obedient Servant,
"River City John"
 
 

[OklaTom]

I find it difficult to think that there is fraud in this voting. Especially since there are only 5 candidates running for the 5 seats. You could explain what type of fraud is possible with people mailing in their ballots.

[Major 2]

Ummm ! 

[OklaTom]

Ummm ! 

I think your meme applies to both the original post and the response.

[Major 2]

absolutely   

[Griff]

Hmmm... the only fraud for the impending election would be perpetuated against those individual free-thinkers that would post a "write-in", non-sanctioned candidate. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

No mud-slinging? 

Slim

[River City John]

No mud-slinging? 

Slim

Well, . . . give me a moment to put on my slicker and some goggles . . . 

[OklaTom]

Well, . . . give me a moment to put on my slicker and some goggles . . . 

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