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a matter of perception
« on: May 05, 2021, 07:03:54 AM »
You may have recently heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable.”

BUT…

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector.”

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend.”

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.”

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor.”

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama, ​
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy.”

In Florida he just planed well  to keep the house on terra firma during a hurricane force winds,

AND OF COURSE

In Texas he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo."
when planets align...do the deal !

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Re: a matter of perception
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2021, 06:38:09 PM »
I’d like to have him as a neighbor. 
I think he needs to expand his inventory. 

 

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