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Offline Sir Charles deMouton-Black

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I don't look good naked anymore...
« on: January 25, 2020, 01:54:26 pm »


I didn't quite know where to post this, but thought, as it was related to food-induced broadening of the person, that it must belong here.
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2020, 02:02:58 pm »
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2020, 12:14:58 am »
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 04:15:12 pm »
I'm definitely in that descriptor group. If ah keep own like ah'm doin'...she'll boot me right out the door...& ah don't look good naked anymore. Oh sure, the ol' sundial still points to high noon...but who the heck cares???   :o ::) :-X
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2020, 04:40:51 pm »
ummm "anymore"?

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2020, 04:59:32 pm »
I don't even anymore ..anymore

good thing I don't drink beer ...might not even be here....anymore !
when planets align...do the deal !

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2020, 05:10:56 pm »
I'm old and fat and busted up, and my wife still likes me. Can't decide if that is just lucky or I've been blessed by the good Lord.

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2020, 04:47:23 am »
Hmm, I guess there is some truth to that.
Some one at my gym just called me old fat pink dude.
I do outlift him though  ;D
Pretty sure I'll outshoot him as well if need be  :)

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2020, 06:49:23 pm »
Used to know an old man who had a PHD in theology, he always said if you don't believe God has a sense of humor stand naked in front of a full length mirror. ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2020, 09:15:36 pm »
HI Del

That and look at a Giraffe and an Platypus. 

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2020, 01:02:39 am »
And dozens of others.
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2020, 06:16:53 pm »
I'm going to hell but I can't resist posting it. ;D
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