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Offline RRio

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Duck, duck, duck....
« on: April 08, 2019, 05:09:49 am »
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread


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Re: Duck, duck, duck....
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2019, 06:27:12 pm »
C'mon guys, that's funny.   ;D
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Re: Duck, duck, duck....
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2019, 11:21:44 pm »
god one

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Re: Duck, duck, duck....
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2019, 07:52:30 am »
Yes it was. Reminds me of Laurel and Hardy movie when Stan's wife (who was Ollie's sister-portrayed by Ollie) sent him to the drugstore with 15 cents to get ice cream. Stan used the 15 cents to keep calling back to the house when asking for a specific flavor and being told they (the store) didn't have any. When finding out the store didn't sell ice cream, didn't have any money to buy some around the corner at where it was sold. Got reprimanded for not using his head. Love those guys.
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Re: Duck, duck, duck....
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2019, 01:04:45 pm »
TWO?   That's all? Just two replies to a funny duck joke??  C'mon guys, you can do better than that.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Duck, duck, duck....
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2019, 02:22:20 pm »

 ;D  Well .... I thought it was FUNNY   ;D