My Dear Drylock -
Well...
At first I thought perhaps it would be a rundown of the "Nitro-Express" family, or perhaps the "12 guage From Hell" effort, or the
infamous punt guns.
But no.
I myself gave up such shenanigans when I graduated from "Throwing a Stick or Rock at the Barbie Doll" to
"Shooting a Slingshot at Tin Cans".
I am .... amazed. That such an individual is considered a Sentient Being, and is able to breathe without assistance or coaching.
I foresee a vast new career for him on "reality tv" or in "the darwin awards"...
yhs
I Remain
prof "marvelling"