Just go away, permanently. Treasonous gái giang hồ.
Different day so far.
Thought I'd best top off the station wagon on the chance I'll have ta go to court tomorrow. On the way, someone's chihuahua is playin' in the middle of S. Plaza Trail. Shoulda done the merciful thing 'n squished it but I didn't. Gas was at a $1.879.
Weren't many people out. Fat lady picked up somethin' at the dollar store t'other day I wanted a couple more of. Ended up spendin' $17.00 'n they didn't have the grits I'm outta.
Need foldin' money so I won't get stuck in the city parkin' lot what won't take my plastic. Branch it the mall's nearest 'n I gotta hit the house ta put somethin' in the ice box before I go to the off site. So I'm goin' there.
Gonna get in the parkin' lot the back way. Green arrow comes on ta turn in. Air head first in line's gonna make a u-turn. Ain't gonna make it, nails the brakes 'n puts it in reverse. Air head behind her's gonna do the same thing but now she's layin' on the horn. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind both 'em. Chicky babe gets back where she can clear 'n she goes.
By now the green for traffic both ways comes on. Air head #2 can't make it either 'n she backs inta traffic – more horns. By some grace unknown to me I make it across on that light cycle.
Get in the parkin' lot. Get stuck by some old witch stoppin' in the lane yer supposed ta go in lookin' for a parkin' spot. Get around her, go thru the ATM. Now I got my cash.
Sittin' it the lot waitin' for the light ta change so I can get out on the road leadin' ta the house but no. Ambulance comin'. While I'm waitin' for green a second time, another ambulance comes by from the direction the other'n was goin'.
Make it back, put stuff away 'n head to the off site 'cross the road from the huntin' grounds. Just a quick ride by there. Run inta one the serious photographers, had ta stop for a minute. No birds. Rats.
Get to the off site. Got out the station wagon 'n suffered a violent, sudden sneeze. Open the station wagon back up – remembered I need paper towels. Had 'nuff to take care of the aftermath of the sneeze.
Pick up my stuff go to the register, put it down 'n stand there. I'm behind a young woman, almost as tall as me. Not unattractive but painfully thin. With 'er is an older one just like 'er but with bleached blond hair age ain't been too kind too. Takin' that ta be the grand momma. Their groceries are goin' in a coaster wagon. L'il girl with 'em I guess between two 'n three 'n she's loose. Walks up ta me, throws 'er arms out 'n yells, 'Daddy!'
Back home. Think it best for me ta sit right here 'til it's time for the evenin' repast.