But now you need to tell us the significance of, and the reason for, the change!
To the members of the Grand Army, after due consideration (and a new uniform) I've decided to change my alias. Although I will still answer to " Shalako Al" all future correspondence will be signed "Sam Perfye" . See ya'll at the Musters this summer. Al.
As a retired USN Master-at-arms, (Navy Cop) I can say with all expertise, that Marines always made for the most entertaining arrests!"Ah, Corporal, why don't you put that nice bartender down and back away from the crocodile pit . . ."
Now there's a party I'm sorry I missed
Yeah, but with my luck I'da been bartending that night