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Offline Delmonico

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #580 on: March 20, 2020, 10:33:35 AM »
Some guy with a "I ♡ Walmart" bumper sticker comes in and steal the wipes.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #581 on: March 20, 2020, 10:40:34 AM »
Walmart lover gets knee capped and the wipes go back on the table. :o ;D ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #582 on: March 20, 2020, 09:49:31 PM »
Delmonico comes in again and pharts loud enough to cover the cough. :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #583 on: March 20, 2020, 11:52:26 PM »
 :o :o :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #584 on: March 21, 2020, 12:26:47 AM »
The kid tosses in a bag of stroopwaffles.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #585 on: March 21, 2020, 02:24:13 AM »
Delmonico tosses in some Gouda cheese to go with the stroopwaffles and tosses in a knife to cut the cheese. ::)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #586 on: August 03, 2020, 12:53:07 AM »
The kid shuffles some new cards and starts the pot off with a disc golf frisbee thing and a bottle of pain pills from throwing his shoulder out.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #587 on: August 03, 2020, 07:44:26 PM »
Brings in a dozen day old donuts
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #588 on: August 03, 2020, 10:57:52 PM »
Major throws in some sugar free lime jello...a 4 pack.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #589 on: August 04, 2020, 07:16:15 AM »
Slim throws in a can of canned crab meat.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #590 on: April 22, 2024, 02:42:16 PM »
Major comes in, immediately opens all the windows to air the place out from the caustic odor permeating the room. :o :o Empties a can of Fabreeze to help.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #591 on: April 22, 2024, 06:50:27 PM »
Deacon comes in and puts on a pot of coffee.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #592 on: April 23, 2024, 08:17:43 PM »
You two want to come over and cut the cards to see who deals?
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #593 on: April 23, 2024, 08:30:16 PM »
You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck  ;) ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #594 on: April 23, 2024, 08:39:40 PM »
Go Fish!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #595 on: April 23, 2024, 11:08:55 PM »
You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck  ;) ;D
 

I've never dealt off the bottom!  I was only taught how to deal seconds.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #596 on: April 24, 2024, 08:18:30 AM »

Coffinmaker opens with a Tuna/Noodle Casserole from MREs  :o

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #597 on: April 24, 2024, 09:25:42 AM »
Major opens the windows  :-X
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #598 on: April 24, 2024, 10:12:19 AM »
Russ see's the concoction and quickly raises several bottles of Maalox! :o :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #599 on: April 24, 2024, 10:31:06 AM »
Major throws in a box of chewable Pepto bismol
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