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Offline Delmonico

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The "Card Game"
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 09:13:21 AM »
Well since this seems to be such a nice clean game, then what can I ante but this:



(Leo told me what that fancy French name means, but I don't remember, perhaps off to Babelfish.)
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The "Card Game"
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2010, 04:46:19 PM »
Today at the river there was this dead fish that washed up on the shore, and I snagged him for you all.. I ante my dead fish,, ah part of the head is eaten off, but looks okay other than that.. lol.l
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2010, 05:22:02 PM »
What Day Gee Vooo don't realize is her dead fish is pregnat and it soon gives birth:

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« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 09:06:17 PM »
Snort.. lol.l..  Okay...  it gives Birth ot DEAD fish?  lol...  okay, got a recipe for that one Monicos.. lol
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 11:57:15 PM »
... Cyrus has returned from the wake for Soapy Smith...
10% off embalming on any body delivered with my card in their pocket.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2010, 03:14:24 AM »
I'll see your wake and raise a bow-wave!

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2010, 01:17:35 AM »
Angels I like that.. lol.. okay I see your bow=wave and I raise you a ship wreck.. hows that? 
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2010, 04:58:31 PM »
I'll call with a train wreck:

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2010, 08:14:25 PM »
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2010, 05:13:01 PM »
Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2010, 06:44:56 PM »
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2010, 06:55:57 PM »
can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......

This nabors named Jim?

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2010, 10:49:06 AM »
today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2010, 04:58:06 PM »
today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol

You need to update the system beyond this:

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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2010, 09:04:11 PM »
Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too?  Our hardware is so old, oh my gosh.. lol..  I finally got a new old chair cuz my old one would scoot down randomly.. lol..  We are so consevative it hurts.. lol.. But man we have security like I have never seen in my life.. And that is a good thing.. after all it is all about our clients, not my hinny in a chair.. lol   so, now I toss in my old chair.. lol 
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2010, 04:38:21 PM »
Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too? 

I'm the all seeing, all knowing cosie. ;D

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2010, 08:21:04 PM »
Deja, I bet that all of the coding was done in DOS and Fortran ;D

Don't feel alone, at my work, we are finally getting an accounting program that is not DOS based.

Oh, and I am going to up the Ante with a couple of barn cats
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2010, 08:54:25 PM »
Barn cats?? lol..  when I was a child my step brother started a fire with gas and junk and was daring people to walk thru it to be as tough as he was... lol..   His turn came. and he had managed to splash gas on his jeans.. I toss in his brainpan.. lol   At age 15.. lol
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2010, 08:32:44 PM »
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them  :o :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2010, 11:06:31 PM »
I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them  :o :o
Where would ya find those?  ::)
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