Author Topic: The "Card Game"  (Read 148999 times)

Offline Major E A Sterner

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #575 on: December 31, 2019, 06:50:44 pm »
I have to get my Mom a replacement before I can throw the whole car in.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #576 on: December 31, 2019, 10:57:21 pm »
I've had a couple of cars like that over the years.
I'll throw in some leftover Christmas cookies to start the new year.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #577 on: January 01, 2020, 01:22:04 am »
Delmonico tosses in the fruit cocktail they tried to pawn off on him at lunch, he's still having nightmares about the pineapple and the peaches abusing the pears and the poor
lonely cherry.🤮
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #578 on: March 19, 2020, 05:13:06 pm »
Delmonico comes in, coughs on the cards and leaves.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #579 on: March 19, 2020, 09:46:27 pm »
Majer walks in wearing a NBC suit and places a half empty container of clorox wipes on the pot.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #580 on: March 20, 2020, 10:33:35 am »
Some guy with a "I ♡ Walmart" bumper sticker comes in and steal the wipes.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #581 on: March 20, 2020, 10:40:34 am »
Walmart lover gets knee capped and the wipes go back on the table. :o ;D ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #582 on: March 20, 2020, 09:49:31 pm »
Delmonico comes in again and pharts loud enough to cover the cough. :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #583 on: March 20, 2020, 11:52:26 pm »
 :o :o :o
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #584 on: March 21, 2020, 12:26:47 am »
The kid tosses in a bag of stroopwaffles.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #585 on: March 21, 2020, 02:24:13 am »
Delmonico tosses in some Gouda cheese to go with the stroopwaffles and tosses in a knife to cut the cheese. ::)
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