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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #400 on: October 27, 2013, 09:24:07 pm »
:)  Jus' ley 'em down and lets git goin'. 8) :)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #401 on: November 03, 2013, 06:47:23 pm »
Woohoo! TLOTH just gave me a new S&W coffee cup! Fillerup Boys!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #402 on: November 04, 2013, 03:55:34 pm »
With the juices from the sweat socks? :-X :o ::)

Sorry, just had to ask.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #403 on: November 04, 2013, 07:20:52 pm »
Egads!  :P
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #404 on: November 05, 2013, 05:40:47 pm »
Tolt ya they was good filters.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #405 on: November 07, 2013, 10:00:02 am »
I'll see yer cap tin an raise ya a Studebaker hub cap with a dent in it.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #406 on: November 07, 2013, 08:52:13 pm »
I'll see your cap and raise you 4 rusty Stude caps.  And, for good measure, a dirty dinner plate.  The noodles were good though....

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #407 on: November 14, 2013, 08:24:32 pm »
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #408 on: November 15, 2013, 04:24:30 am »
Found an old badger shavin' brush, I'll toss in the pot. Still lathers good!


I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #409 on: November 15, 2013, 04:46:31 am »

I'd bet the lather mug but someone is drinking out of it now

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Thought the coffee tasted a little soapy.

I'll take two.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #410 on: November 15, 2013, 07:57:57 am »
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #411 on: November 15, 2013, 08:54:33 am »
I wouldn't shave on a bet. With any kind of razor.

Raise a rusty pair of scissors.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #412 on: November 15, 2013, 09:00:44 am »
What is this "shaving" of which you speak??(look at my avatar)

Raises with a bottle of Bay Rum stinks nice
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #413 on: November 15, 2013, 09:05:41 am »
I only shave parts of my face, was talkin' to those here that does.   ;)

BTW workin' on a different look, gonna do some trimmin' after a bit, got an idea to try.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #414 on: November 15, 2013, 04:24:38 pm »
Throws in the leather strap what came with the razor.  "Guess that's so Del can be clean cut an well bahaved".
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #415 on: November 15, 2013, 04:28:24 pm »
Delmonico tosses in his real straight razor and wants to see who is really man enough to shave with it. ;D

Del,My grandfather was a barber back in the 40's &50's,I have about a 1/2 dozen VERY good straight razors that he used.I have used them for shaving/trim work but since I let the beard grow out haven't used them in a while.Have offered to use them on my wifes legs but she doesn't trust me with them for some reason... ::) ::)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #416 on: November 16, 2013, 05:06:18 pm »
I see the Majors beauty/day spa and raise a Rat's@$$, give me one card ;)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #417 on: November 16, 2013, 09:28:18 pm »
Delmonico tosses in some bay rum and a razor stop to help shave the rat's patooy.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #418 on: November 17, 2013, 06:03:38 pm »
A shaved rat........... ??? :P

I'll put in a piece of wet firewood and take one.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #419 on: November 18, 2013, 12:21:23 pm »
Delmonico tosses the piece of wood in the fire and wonders what it was wetted with. ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #420 on: November 18, 2013, 01:07:11 pm »
Whatever it was, we need some for the chili.
Antes up a bottle of Pinaud's Bay Rum Aftershave to go with the straight razor and brush.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #421 on: November 18, 2013, 02:05:01 pm »
The shaved rat comes in and steals the bay rum.
 ::) :P
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #422 on: November 26, 2013, 08:21:12 am »
gets the large dutch oven and throws the shaved rat in it.


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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #423 on: November 26, 2013, 10:46:57 am »
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #424 on: November 26, 2013, 11:12:18 am »
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

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Well if you can shave beef you can shave a rat.

Delmonico tosses a used Bic razor into the pot.
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