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Offline Leo Tanner

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #100 on: February 21, 2011, 11:18:27 PM »
Leo throws in an ex wife that is known by many names.  God help whoever wins this hand.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #101 on: February 21, 2011, 11:40:42 PM »
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #102 on: February 22, 2011, 12:14:23 AM »
Delmonico comes from the general store with rose water, lilac water, and boiling water, plus a bar of lye soap and a jug of carbolic acid to clean and deodorize the saloon.  He had thought about burning it down and starting over, but the last time someone burned it down Cammie got mad. ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #103 on: February 22, 2011, 05:05:46 AM »
Wildman, standin off in the corner, wonders if thats because of the exwife or the Sheepherder. :-\ :-\ ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #104 on: February 22, 2011, 08:08:34 AM »
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
 I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.
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Re: The "Card Game"
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #105 on: February 22, 2011, 09:34:06 AM »
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
 I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.

Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #106 on: February 22, 2011, 09:52:42 AM »
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D

Smart man.  I folded too.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #107 on: February 22, 2011, 05:23:17 PM »
 ;D


Da Sheep passes Gas, wind blows it into Saloon, hope no one is smoking. :o

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #108 on: February 22, 2011, 05:26:11 PM »
I was until you set off the methane.  You owe me a cigarette.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #109 on: February 22, 2011, 05:44:28 PM »
Delmonico walks into the Saloon, sniffs and says, "I smell gass, who's pilot light went out?" ::)
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Re: The "Card Game"
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #110 on: February 22, 2011, 06:36:51 PM »
Wildman thinks shotguns loaded wit salt, sheep, methane gas and cleaning supplies, I'se headed back to the hills and I'm gonna be even WILDER when I return. :P ::) ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #111 on: February 22, 2011, 06:43:48 PM »
Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)

No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #112 on: February 22, 2011, 06:51:31 PM »
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bandanna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #113 on: February 22, 2011, 07:58:32 PM »
No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Long as ya don't call em "Shoshone", they ain't related ta me. WM
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #114 on: February 22, 2011, 08:01:28 PM »
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bananna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
::) ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #115 on: February 23, 2011, 01:37:49 AM »
As Delmonico heads out the door he tries hard to keep from fallin, "dang sheep poop, it's like ball bearings." ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #116 on: February 23, 2011, 02:17:30 PM »
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #117 on: February 23, 2011, 04:21:21 PM »
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #118 on: February 23, 2011, 05:26:38 PM »
Delmonico looks at the sign and wants to know why the heck any one would want a dip on their chip that tastes like sheep. :P
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #119 on: February 25, 2011, 09:23:12 PM »
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Wildman stumbles back into town from the hills, looks at the sign, and mumbles, Del sure is gonna have a lot of spare time on his hands not having to cleanup after all those sheep. Guess I better be careful. ;D WM
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