Ain't I a new pard?

[Warthog Zeke]

Just joined up a couple of days ago, but it looks like I missed the welcome wagon. 

[Foothills Drifter]

Howdy......
And WELCOME  Sorry we missed ya. Our 'offical greeter' in on vacation.

Good shootin......
Vern... 

[Warthog Zeke]

Thank ya, Vern.

I thought that Annie was the official greeter.  I guess she's doing a good job if she's just filling in. 

Glad to be here.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Garh!!

I'm just a substitute. Slim will yell at me!

Welcome, Warthog Zeke!!

Two things to remember: Delmonic is a surly cook who causes a LOT of trouble and....

IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT![/size]




AnnieLee

[Cherokee Jem]

Sorry bud! Heres a good welcome to you Zeke!

Jem

[Warthog Zeke]

Allrighty!
A resident troublemaker AND a scapegoat.  Looks like I'll need to find a new job. 
Still good to be here.

[Cherokee Jem]

So what you shoot Zeke?

Jem

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Allrighty!
A resident troublemaker AND a scapegoat.  Looks like I'll need to find a new job. 
Still good to be here.

Oh, but Delmonico isn't the only troublemaker. There's plenty of them, here. Heck, you've been greeted by at least two of them!


(Not naming names)

AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Oh yeah, threads can go off topic in a heartbeat, and if they go too far astray, they end up in "Tall Tales," where the miscreants <coughDelmonicocough>spend most of their posting time!



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Make that three of them....... .....Welcome.......Buck  

[Warthog Zeke]

Sounds like I'm in good company, or is that bad company.

And Jem, I shoot                                                                                                                       poorly.

[MDC]

Welcome aboard.........Drinks on Drifter...

Hey you shoot Smokeless or The Holy Black

[Delmonico]

I'm sure Annie mis-counted, cause I don't see any one here that ain't a trouble maker.   

And don't worry, if you start a post here and one day it's gone.   Just look for it in Tall Tales, they sometimes end up there thanks to our moderators.      And they are doing right when it happens cause it most likey has been answered as best we can and has deteriorated to a Tall Tale.

[Foothills Drifter]

Welcome aboard.........Drinks on Drifter...

Howdy......
I'll buy the 1st round...MDC is gonna buy the next 3   

Good shootin......
Vern...

[Old Top]

Warthog,

Welcome to the circus, and good to have you aboard.

Old Top

[Forty Rod]

You gotta learn fast and make yourself known.

I usually walk into a saloon, ask who the toughest hombre in the place is, and buy him a drink.  Then to cement the image, I haul off and pop him on the chin as hard as I can.

If I win the ensuing fight, I buy him another drink.  If he wins, i still buy him another drink.

No one ever forgets me after that.

BTW, if you're real proud of your looks, this method isn't highly recommended.

Welcome aboard, Zeke.  Let me buy you a drink.

[Delmonico]

Ok, I'll buy drinks also, bar keep triple ESSSSPPPRRREESSSSOOOOOSSS all around.   Heck we got's a real bar keep around here, where in the heck is he hidin'.  

Mike where are you?   Barkeep, a bucnh a rounds here afore we're banished to Tall Tales.

[Foothills Drifter]

Howdy......
Looks like MDC done skined out a here Looks like i'm buyin the next round......... I'll have a Jack & water,anyone else..... Maybe I can tell ya bout the time I ran into a wagon full of 'soiled doves' sometime...........

Good shootin......
Vern...

[MDC]

Heya Vern.....jus usin' the facilities... that CHEAP Whiskey you keep handin' me...didi it. ..Would ya like ta try the Good Stuff...He He He..

[Foothills Drifter]

Heya Vern.....jus usin' the facilities... that CHEAP Whiskey you keep handin' me...didi it. ..Would ya like ta try the Good Stuff...He He He..

Howdy MDC......
Glad ya came back  BRING ON THE 'GOOD STUFF'.........

Good shootin......
Vern...