Attention to Orders
As commander of the Department of the Platte it is my honor and pleasure to announce the appointment of Captain Bob Masterson as Departmental Adjutant. This appointment carries with it a promotion to the rank of brevet Major. Henceforth Captain Bob Masterson shall be know in the Department of the Platte as Brevet Major Bob Masterson. It is, of course, tradition that promoted officers buy the first round... Congratulations and thank you Sir!
Sagebrush Burns
Department of the Platte, Commanding