If My Body was a Car

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

If  my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and  scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull,  but that's not the worst of it.

My  headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up close.

My traction  is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of
weather.

My  whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel  rate burns inefficiently.

But here's  the worst of it ...

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator
leaks  or my exhaust backfires!!!

Can anyone relate to this   

Dakota


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[Texas Tall]

I"VE BEEN TELLIN YA THAT FOR YEARS...


See Ya............................TT.

[Old Top]

Dakota Dan,

Relate?  I am living the adventure 


Old (backfireing) Top

[Judge Lead]

Ohhhhh   yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh.   Am feeling it, rather than relate to it.

Regards

[Piedra Kidd]

I expect I could use an oil change and a radiator flush. 

[Tensleep]

Uh.............
What was tha question? 

[Texas Tall]

Uh.............
What was tha question? 

Spoken like a true 'Grey Sash Cowboy'  Tensleep.... ...............LOL

See ya .........................TT

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Uh.............
What was tha question? 

What was that    . That was a quick visit Tensleep.

Dakota