Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

[Piedra Kidd]

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

You wouldn't be anything else   

Dakota

[Frenchie]

You couldn't care less when no one notices you just had your hair cut.

Adjusting your underwear doesn't require leaving the room.

You can check the fluids in your car and change them too. Ditto for brake pads, clutches and wiper blades.

One washcloth. You have no idea what to do with a loofah.

"All temperature, all fabric" detergent means exactly that.

[Scarlet Angel]

So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules 

[Texas Tall]

Nice one Scarlet...Nice one, ......LOL

See Ya ............................TT.

ps........We'd be lost without you ladies.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules 

I don't know  I would have to think about it. 

Dakota

[Piedra Kidd]

What Dakota Dan said.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules 

She'd be OK to spend a couple of months in the bush huntin with 

Dakota

[Stump Water]

The following from the Kidd's original list have been voided since starting CAS:

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

Three pairs of shoes boots are more than enough.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You almost never have strap suspender problems in public.

One wallet brass bag and one pair of shoes boots, one color, all seasons.


-- Stump (has always been able to see wrinkles and made the hotel room bed) Water

[Camille Eonich]

The following from the Kid's original list have been voided since starting CAS:

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

Three pairs of shoes boots are more than enough.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You almost never have strap suspender problems in public.

One wallet brass bag and one pair of shoes boots, one color, all seasons.


-- Stump (has always been able to see wrinkles and made the hotel room bed) Water

[Scarlet Angel]

I kin tell, unlike Dakota, Stump prefers not to spend a couple of months in the bush with a woman who has not shaved below her neck....so Dakota ya datin' the bearded lady?? There's no mention of if she has to shave above the neck. 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

I kin tell, unlike Dakota, Stump prefers not to spend a couple of months in the bush with a woman who has not shaved below her neck....so Dakota ya datin' the bearded lady?? There's no mention of if she has to shave above the neck. 

Well I don't shave so it wouldn't worry me.Long as she could keep up with me, and share carrin  the gear and doin the chores.We need em to be though downunder

Dakota   

[Scarlet Angel]

 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Well I don't shave so it wouldn't worry me.Long as she could keep up with me, and share carrin  the gear and doin the chores.We need em to be though downunder

Dakota   

And she's good lookin.  and i'm easy to get on with   

Dakota

[Judge Lead]

Just ask Mrs Dakota how easy he is to get along with  .

I can bet there are times the response would burst an ear drum  or you would have to make sure you could run fast enough. Flying fry pans can move quick.

Kindest regards