Light a shuck, ta sit a spell, kinda like when I tell someone ta squat and chew.
Plannin' a hog killin' in a couple a weeks, long story but someone got given a cute little piggy, same person has acreage with room for strange pets, piggy grew up and is now a hog and is no longer cute. Ask Delmonico if he wants hog, Delmonico calls Gopher Grease and asks if he wants half a hog, time ta have a hog killin".