A Modern Class for NCOWS?

[Major Matt Lewis]

You know Bill,

I was just sitting around my cube today thinking "I wish I could be just half as manly as OCB....I think I will go for the Pink Princess Pattern."   

Maybe a pink princes pattern loin cloth.  Historically correct, yet fit for today's comfort.  What do you think?  I think that it would high-light your features....



 

[Ottawa Creek Bill]

Matt,
I've got a picture of three of us Indians taken on a picture we worked on, If I can find it, I'll post it here. After you see it you may not want to see me in any kind of loin cloth No nudity involved, just funny....ain't it nice we can laugh at our selves??

Bill

[Dr. Bob]

OCB & All,

Just read the whole thread.  Too busy yesterday to browse the board.

Grizz, ya ain't the only one in the dark about Devo.  I don't listen to music recorded after about 1973.

If it is a Modern class, the Gus crease should be MANDATORY!!!

This whole thig is a rea hoot!!

Thanks OCB!

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[Ottawa Creek Bill]

Dr. Bob,
I 'm glad you found it funny. I'm going to see if I can get GW or French Jack bring it up before the Congress next month for a vote. Yea, I think your right about the adding the Gus Crease to that class especially if they are plastic and have a neon color. All those using the SS modification can even put a Kevlar or Plastic stock on their Henrys, 66's and 73's in the color of their choice, what do you think?
Oh, what about stiletto heels. Heck, I would pay to see that class shoot. We could have prize money for the "Gamers", and have Rue Paul act as one of the Judges......Cool huh?..... Hey...you know what, I've got this vynil breach clout I picked up In San Francisco in the "70's", but I'll save that story for another time.......

OCB

[Dr. Bob]

OCB,

I don't want to even imagine you in a vynil breechcloth.  My favorite one is a nice plain blue flannel.  I don't want to see me in it either   I did some indian dancing while I was an adult leader with my son in Boy Scouts.  I really enjoyed it, but have not been active in Scouts for about 12 years.
 
I suppose buscadero rigs would be requierd for the modern class as well.   This is just too much fun!!

[Ottawa Creek Bill]

Dr. Bob,
Yea, and they can be made of rubber or vynil, with sequins and diamonds and edged in lace......

Bill

[Dr. Bob]

OCB,

I think that you could make a comic strip out of this thread!  And then progress to a video game where you could design your own outfit!!

[French Jack]

Let's see--- would I be able to use my Hopalong Cassidy cap guns, along with my Hopalong pocket knife and lunchbox, or would I be restricted to using a Mattel "Fanner 50" with greenie stick-em caps?

For rifle I could use my Red Ryder BB gun, (Original, of course) and a breakdown double barrel shotgun that fires corks for the shotgun.  We might have to recalibrate all the targets, or I could just yell:  "CLANG" as well as "BANG"! 

For hat, I could wear a battered straw hat that is a spitting image of the one Howdy Doody wore.
For horse, I can appropriate my grandson's stick horse that makes clippety clop sounds and whinneys when you pinch his left ear.

This sound like a real winner!!!    YEEHAW!

[Dr. Bob]

Howdy French Jack,

My oh my, what are we going to do with you!

Here we are with a new "Modern Class" and already you are going for and "originals" sub class!

OCB, ya gotta help your pard out here.  It's for SS birds head SAA's, SS 1897 shotguns, and SS Marlins and "mouse Fart loads"

You got too much class in the equipment that you listed!

[By SS I mean stainless steel, not the German troopers]

I guess I'm just picky, picky, picky!!
 

[Lone Gunman]

On behalf of Mini-Me, I demand a class for action figures:



NO...No...wait... it has to be a class for matched team shoots:

[Dr. Bob]

What a fine looking twin you have there!  Is he as viscious as you??   Inquiring minds want to know.

[French Jack]

Actually, Dr. Bob, that is Ken dressed up to go to a SASS shoot.  Probably why he looks so vicious-- he wanted to go to an NCOWS shoot with LG.

[Ottawa Creek Bill]

Dr. Bob, French Jack,
I think the Lone Gunman Action Figure would be too traditioinal for the NCOWS modern class. This class is for shooters that have made modern modifications to their firearms such as the short stroke rifle and pistol. It will be called the DEVO DOMINATRIX CLASS. All shoots will be at least 12 stages before noon and 12 after. With the rifle targets no farther back then 10 feet and the pistol and shotgun targets half that distance. Remember we don't want to hear anything that sounds like a sequence of shots, No, we want one long drone, something on the order of the M-42 machine gun that the germans used during WW2. Hey that gives me an idea, how about a belt fed, short stroked lever action rifle (or pistol), with the Rifleman's (Chuck Conners) trigger modification?

Just food for thought.....
OCB....The Elitist??