WELCOME TO NIGHT CRAWLERS Leo's Gentlemens Club.

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Ozark Tracker

September 08, 2008, 09:31:59 PM
Grand Opening Soon
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#1
September 08, 2008, 09:38:25 PM
litl rooster's mob police squad comes and erects a sign.


CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#2
September 08, 2008, 10:07:58 PM
Better check the status on that an learn ta live with it.  Ya may find it VERY easy.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Leo Tanner

#3
September 08, 2008, 10:47:05 PM
OK, didn't like them Hooters gals anyhow and am startin from scratch.

                                                               Wanted fer pay

Any Gal resemblin Jane Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Mamie VanDorin er Ann Margret.  If one of the gals calls in sick we will accept a Marline Deitrich as a fill in.
Auditions will be held at any hour of the day (or night), and drinks will be provided compliments of the propriator. 
                                                          Won't ya join us please
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Leo Tanner

#4
September 08, 2008, 11:30:09 PM
An fer one perticuler gent I scribbled in Raquel Welsh. ;D 
     An there was this one gal name a Barbie Benton.  Anyone looks like them two is free ta apply as well.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Lucky Irish Tom

#5
September 09, 2008, 04:32:18 AM
Aint they all kinda old Leo?  :o

They were beautiful in their day n I know Tensleep kent see very well, but I think ya kinda need ta shoot fer some that are a wee younger don'tchaknow!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Texas Lawdog

#6
September 09, 2008, 06:41:24 AM
LIT, There's a lot of us that don't see very well anymore around here.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Trinity

#7
September 09, 2008, 05:33:03 PM
Marylin Manson shows up at the door to apply.


"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Texas Lawdog

#8
September 09, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   SHOOT THAT  THANG !
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Delmonico

#9
September 09, 2008, 06:08:24 PM
Well I guess I won't be hangin' round here, hate it when I go somewhere and the restroom says Gentlemen on it.  Onna these days I'm gonna get arrested for peein' in the alley. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#10
September 09, 2008, 06:18:53 PM
Del, That's what happens when you HANG OUT in the wrong places!
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#11
September 09, 2008, 09:53:12 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on September 09, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   SHOOT THAT  THANG !

Again, BANG


This poor ole gun is gettin too much work lately. 

All I said is the gals need ta look like them, not BE them.  Bring back THE LOOK!!!


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#12
September 10, 2008, 05:27:54 AM
Leo, It seems that a lot of this weirdness orginates on the west coast. If I were you I would do alot of stockpilin' on the ammo.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Trinity

#13
September 10, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
Bruno enters the establishment, starts a fire in the kitchen and exits.  He leaves the territory headed east once he is satisfied that it has burned to the ground.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#14
September 10, 2008, 09:50:31 PM
Well

A: the place is under construction
B: Bruno is under dirt
C: Yer Mamma shoulda told ya not ta play with matches.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#15
September 11, 2008, 07:40:47 AM
Ol' Bruno really gets off on settin' fires,  The Boy gots some serious issues.  If ya see him, tell he'll get a permanent case of LEAD Poisoning if he come around my house. TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#16
September 11, 2008, 12:52:36 PM
Well Tex, I's gettin the distinct impression that niether Trinity nor Bruno enjoy seein attractive gals remove theys clothing.
     Makes ya wonder ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#17
September 11, 2008, 03:29:43 PM
Sounds like Bruno likes to set fires more than he likes to watch nekkid women.  Startin' fires is only good for cookin' sumpin' to eat.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?
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