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I've got a thread with my own state, Trinity has a Country and litl ;D rooster has a village, I figger Slim needs his own county. ;D
Later 40 Rod will call us deranged or just say weird. ;D
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No he wo'nt Del he'll jest visit alla them places painted yallar so's he can sell his flowers.
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It's kind of nice here sort of Touristy....be a nice place for a road side market, we could sell some farm fresh "aigs" and and and I know! some fresh from Wisconsin "Velvetta" ;D
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Don't ferget the Canola Oil Margerine. ;D
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First and foremost, this place needs a flag!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/Other%20Stuff/SlimsVelveetaflag.jpg)
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wisconsin velveta,
does he have a potted meat store close by?
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First and foremost, this place needs a flag!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/Other%20Stuff/SlimsVelveetaflag.jpg)
This place has potenial ;D ;D ;D
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I keep tellin' ya potted meat is fine, potted meat product ain't. It is to real potted meat like velveta is to cheese. :P :P :P
Yep, figgered Slim don't censor us much, I should do sumthin' nice fer him. ::)
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well since it's kinda touristy like litl rooster said, Slim needs a crown to wear when he goes out to greet and meet the visitors
he could use his 10 gauge as a kinda royal staff and sit there under his flag and wave to the people.
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Yer good at that stuff, design him one, make it iron and about 40 pounds. ;D
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Don't forget to incorporate his brand into the design:
(http://www.cascity.com/posseimages/Silver_Creek_Slim/Silver_Creek_Slim_image2.jpg)
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Yer good at that stuff, design him one, make it iron and about 40 pounds. ;D
<<<<<<<<<<<<wipes up his coffee
mebbe a starlin' on one of the points
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Aww heck, put one on each of them!
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Ozark gets to the shop and starts up the traction engine and throws it in gear when the steam builds up. he gets the metal and throws the lever on his steam powered hammer he's been working on
he has the crown hammered out in a few minutes, takes the brand puts it on the front and makes a few points on the crown,
there 53 pounds of steel. size 7 1/4 and a rhinestone on each point,
(authors note: forgot which thread I was in there for a minute)
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Hey! Sleeeum's a Rhinestone Cowboy! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I always though Glem was singin' "Limestone Cowboy." Guess I need an ear trumpet. ;D
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Slim could run guided starling hunts for revenue in that county. :o ;)
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He needs a starling on his flag also. ;D
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Some Starlin' poop on the Velvetta may improve the taste of the processed food product.
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Some Starlin' poop on the Velvetta may improve the taste of the processed food product.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I just got a good idea:
Delmonico fer Sherriff of Silver Creek Slim County
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I just got a good idea:
Delmonico fer Sherriff of Silver Creek Slim County
Sounds good. Then you can say "Poop" whenever you want 'cuz you is the law!
"I fought the law and the law won"
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and the law won
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His biggest crime will be arresting 2 hippies fer dumping garbage.............
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and there were 27 8X10 glossy photgraphs showin' the scene of the crime......................... ::)
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(http://www.airhog.com/targets/images/starling.jpg)
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dang hippies
are you going to post those all around the county?
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That's Slim's flag. It's up to him what he does with it. ;D
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do we shoot it or salute it ???
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We were sitting outside today after the morning run and one of the drivers had a bird poop right in his coffee cup! One of them styrofoam ones. Pretty good shot from about forty or more feet up! :o Even worse, he almost drank it!!! :P :P :P........Buck 8) ;)
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We were sitting outside today after the morning run and one of the drivers had a bird poop right in his coffee cup! One of them styrofoam ones. Pretty good shot from about forty or more feet up! :o Even worse, he almost drank it!!! :P :P :P........Buck 8) ;)
You told him??? ;D ;D
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Y'all are soooooooooooooooooooooo great, my own County. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( <Tears of joy.>
No, Del ain't the law. I'z the LAW. Del just gets to enforce what I say.
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! <Evil laugh>
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I found my new crown.
(http://www.cheesehead.com/imageresize.asp?path=crownhat.jpg) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hey Del just remember, the Sheriff of Slim County has to wear this hat!
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Yes, I decree it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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Sorry, I tried it on and the wind blew it into the cook fire. :(
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Don't breathe the smoke. It's toxic! >:(
Slim
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Just got an e mule from FEMA.(because they are there to help) Seems the property know as Silver Crik Slim County can not be protected in any montary means thru them. Seems that it is located on dead center of a major fault line, known as the
It's all Slim's Fault
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The way Slim snores it could set it off. ;D
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I don't Snore. >:( I might talk in my sleep, though. ::)
Slim
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Just got an e mule from FEMA.(because they are there to help) Seems the property know as Silver Crik Slim County can not be protected in any montary means thru them. Seems that it is located on dead center of a major fault line, known as the
It's all Slim's Fault
;D
(http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/happy/8.gif)
Slim
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I don't Snore. >:( I might talk in my sleep, though. ::)
Slim
I got the talkin' on tape at The GAF Muster, will sell to the highest bidder. ::)
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Do I get a percentage? ;D
Slim
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I always fear that I'll talk in my sleep! :o
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I always fear that I'll talk in my sleep! :o
You do.......You say......Is there anymore Beer
and whats too eat over and over and over ;D ;D ;D
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Oh, is that all? I always worry that I'll give away the secret of how I keep a trim figure! ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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Oh, is that all? I always worry that I'll give away the secret of how I keep a trim figure! ;D ;D ;D
It's alright Trinity, nobody knows about the corset, right Slim, right lR?
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It's alright Trinity, nobody knows about the corset, right Slim, right lR?
:o :o Now THAT is a mental picture I did NOT need in my head. :o :o
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Which corset are you referring to? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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Hmmm, why didn't he order it from me? >:( >:( >:( >:( ;)
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Git a rope! :D
Slim
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:o :o Now THAT is a mental picture I did NOT need in my head. :o :o
and one I was trying to forget
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Trinity could be The Corset Kid ;D
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It's alright Trinity, nobody knows about the corset, right Slim, right lR?
Naw! It's all the exercise an' vegetables what does it fer me. ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico makes up a plate of steamed veggies and sets them on the tail-gate of his pick-up. Whe Trinity comes to get them he lets out the clutch and drives just a bit faster than Trinity can run. ;D ;D After a few minnutes the engine dies from being lugged down to low and Trinity covers the back window with steamed veggies. ;D
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Delmonico enters this tread also and sees Slim's light is out. ;D He leaves a note, "Send cheese and butter over to Irish tom's Pub, we're low. Bill can be paid with cash or stout." ::)
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Slim, also grab some Sharp Cheddar and take it over to Fortyrod's Service Dept. Thread. ;D
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SHARP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Slim sends Colby cheese and butter to Irish Tom's Pub. And, he sends Sharp Cheddar cheese to Forty Rod's Service Dept.
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Slim, grab some extra butter and put it in my ice chest, I'll need it this weekend. ;D
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I just picked up ten pounds last night. ;D
Slim
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El Kabong and a jar of jam are also in the gear. ;)
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Dust in my eye agin. :'(
Slim
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And mine! :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Delmonico sneaks accross the county line, low and below the radar so to speak. ;) Luckly Silver Creek Slim County has lots of trees so Delmonico can slip from tree to tree till he's right up behind Slim. ::) He hollors, "Boo." Slim turns around and is met by a paint brush full Hot Pink Paint. ;D
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Ya got him!!! ;D
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Slim grabs the "Mighty Ten" loaded with Wiscooooooooooonsin cheese curds and shoots Del in the posterior as he's crossin' the county line. ;D
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"Boy howdy. That thar pank shotgun is gonna look mighty purty at tha match tomorry." ;D ;D ;D
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I didn't use the "Mighty Ten". I'z need to replace a bent firin' pin. So, I used a mule-ear coach gun.
Slim
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Lucky you. ;D ;D Ah'll bet ya been workin' hard a-scrapin' that pain' off today, huh?
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I done think the pink paint done in Slim today, must a stayed home and is soakin' his body in turpintine. ;D
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Fine steel wool helps when the turps has started to work. ;D ;D ;D
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"He's prolly loadin' some special shells up just fer you, Dail." ;D ;D ;D
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I just talked to him on the phone, but I'll let him explain, I'm not going to be the one to tell you he had diarrra. ;D
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Woops, guess I already did, Hey Slim, how do you delete a post, I know the button is here somewhere,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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:P :P :P :P :P ::) 8) :-\
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I souldn't make fun of slim, Diarra ain't no laughin' matter, I got E Coli in 1980, I had it fer 6 weeks. :P :P :P :P :P
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6 weeks! :o :o :o :o I only had it fer 24 hours.
Slim
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The insurance paid the doctor bills and the hospital bill, but the cost of the toilet paper 'bout wiped me out. ;D
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::) ::) ::) ::)
Slim
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Ouch! ::) :o ;D
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I'll bet someone was rather sore........Buck 8) ::) :o
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Trying ta change the subject, Slim starts preparing to make cottage cheese. "Someone get me some rennet." ;D
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Trying ta change the subject, Slim starts preparing to make cottage cheese. "Someone get me some rennet." ;D
Sob Buster (not using gloves) obtains the rennet from the inner lining of the fourth stomach of a milk-fed calf. He then soaks it in salt, dries it , places it in water and delivers it to Slim.
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"Weren't there any sheep around?" ;)
Slim
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"Weren't there any sheep around?" ;)
I ain't gonna touch a sheep <spit>
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"But it might hep ta eliminate a few that way." ;)
Slim
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I knew it, yer a fake cheese head. ;D Any recipe I've seen for cottage/dutch/pot cheese don't use rennet. ;D Ya just let the milk sour and clabber then strain it through cheese cloth. One then adds a bit of fresh cream to the curds. ;D
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"But it might hep ta eliminate a few that way." ;)
OK...<sigh>...Sod Buster puts on his gloves and other protective gear for this delicate operation. He extracts the rennet from the sheep <spit> and deliveres it to Slim. As so he won't have to do this again for a while, he did this to 100 sheep. None of them survived the proceedure.
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so how are curds and wey made........Hopefully without the sheep {spit}
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The stuff that stays in the cloth is the curds, the stuff that leaks out is the whey. ;D
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I knew it, yer a fake cheese head. ;D Any recipe I've seen for cottage/dutch/pot cheese don't use rennet. ;D Ya just let the milk sour and clabber then strain it through cheese cloth. One then adds a bit of fresh cream to the curds. ;D
There are very few concepts and/or words that will turn my stomach, but that word "Clabber" is one of thems. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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OK...<sigh>...Sod Buster puts on his gloves and other protective gear for this delicate operation. He extracts the rennet from the sheep <spit> and deliveres it to Slim. As so he won't have to do this again for a while, he did this to 100 sheep. None of them survived the proceedure.
"Thanks, Sod Buster. Now I can make a lot of cheese." ;D
Slim
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I knew it, yer a fake cheese head. ;D Any recipe I've seen for cottage/dutch/pot cheese don't use rennet. ;D Ya just let the milk sour and clabber then strain it through cheese cloth. One then adds a bit of fresh cream to the curds. ;D
"This is a recipe I got from my Maechtle cousin in Wuerrtemburg." ;)
Slim
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Cottage cheese use to be one of my favorite summer time meals with a Home grown tomato, or some other fruit..........Sheep (spit)
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I could probaly eat me some of that cottage cheese every day long as I had some peaches with heavy syurp mixed in
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Cottage cheese......................
Reminds me of a sor........
Naw... Ain't eatin' it......
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Cottage cheese......................
Reminds me of a sor........
Naw... Ain't eatin' it......
I agree 100 percent...
Ain't eatin' it.....
Never have...never will.
Reminds me too much of milk that went bad in the fridge and got lumpy.
Nope.....No thanks....Nada....Nein....não...нет
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who we, sodbuster,
just get me some with peachs fresh or canned some of that peach syurp mix it up good and when you put it in your mouth, good eating, right out of the refridgerator.
but I do have several friends who won't touch it. I guess I'll just have to eat theirs
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When I was three years old I became very ill with something that the doctors could not figure out. I don't remember any of it and it went away as quickly as it came, but the diet of cottage cheese and pineapples remained. I remember it very well and surprisingly can still eat it, but only when it's put before me. I don't ask for it. ;D
Interestingly, according to my mother, during this illness is when I stopped eating vegetables. Before then I ate everything. :P :P :P :P :P
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The stuff that stays in the cloth is the curds, the stuff that leaks out is the whey. ;D
Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge. Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!" ;D
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I just tell them they'll go to hell for botherin' folks who don't want bothered. ;D " course if the summer solstice was comin' soon I'd invite them to dance naked in an oak grove by the light of a bonfire that night. ;D I've never tolt anyone I'm a Druid, folks just assume it sometimes. :o
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Know ah boy whut's close ta thirty years old now. Spent two years as a Mormon Missionary. Ridin' the bikes - shirt 'n tie.
These days, when he sees 'em comin, he mutters one word...................... RUN!!!!!
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Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge. Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!" ;D
;D ;D ;D
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With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County. ;D
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With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County. ;D
Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land. I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow! :o :o
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Well, I hope Slim & Family can swim ??? just in case about the time Slims sees the water, a big boat bumps into Slim's front porch complete with food, drinks and fishing poles.
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Just then a big musky chews up the porch and it falls into the water, savin' the dogs livin' under it. ;D
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Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land. I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow! :o :o
"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though." ;D
Slim
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I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky. "Bout four miles south of Palmyra. ;D
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He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan. ;D ;D ;D
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He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan. ;D ;D ;D
Yep. ;)
There is a Silver Creek 'bout hundred yards south of my house that runs thru my father-in-laws land. From doing research for my genealogy, I found out there is one in Sheboygan County WI near where some of my ancestors settled.
Slim
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I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky. "Bout four miles south of Palmyra. ;D
Yer having waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with that camera. :D
Slim
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He's gonna have that thing wore out before long if he keeps up this pace. or at least a battery charge.
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Mebbe we could bribe Rita to hide it on him
FYI...... I believe it's just south of 4 Eyed Bucks place there is a Pee Wee crik, in which my daughter always called
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"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though." ;D
Slim
:o :o :o
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Or himself. "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim." ;D
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Or himself. "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim." ;D
I can't. The river flows through his County before it gits to Sod Buster Township. Our water supply is wholy dependant on how well Slim & his dogs behave! ::)
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I thought it ended in Silver Creek Slim Country. Oh, congratulations to Slim on his windfall at the poker tables!
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No, it flows through Trinityland, through Silver Creek County, along the edge of Sodbuster Township, and on south of there and it emties into The Gulf of Gonkjzith.
<There, I got smart and bookmarked that part of the thread, it took me 10 minutes to find out how to spell Gonkjzith.>
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lR, that'd be the Big Sandy. The other to the east of me is the Nimisilla( sp?). The Tuscarawas River is south of me too......Buck 8) ::) ;)
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I thought it ended in Silver Creek Slim Country. Oh, congratulations to Slim on his windfall at the poker tables!
Thanks, but I probably lost it by now. ::) :(
Slim
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Long as litl rooster don't have it. ;D Maybe you should have him arrested as a vagrant if he shows back up here. ;D
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Since Slim still has the millions he won from Litl Rooster in the card game, he has a new dairy and a sausage factory built. ;D
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Maybe Sod Buster should only grow YELLOW vegetables until he's sure how Slim and the dogs will behave! :o
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(http://www.theproducehunter.com/temp/BabySummerYellow.jpg)
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No, it flows through Trinityland, through Silver Creek County, along the edge of Sodbuster Township, and on south of there and it emties into The Gulf of Gonkjzith.
<There, I got smart and bookmarked that part of the thread, it took me 10 minutes to find out how to spell Gonkjzith.>
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lR, that'd be the Big Sandy. The other to the east of me is the Nimisilla( sp?). The Tuscarawas River is south of me too......Buck 8) ::) ;)
Are these places in Gonkjzith too? ::) ;D 8)
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Since Slim still has the millions he won from Litl Rooster in the card game, he has a new dairy and a sausage factory built. ;D
WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ya got the fixin' make Trinity some squash gloop. :'(
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044573/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044573/)
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Ya got the fixin' make Trinity some squash glop. :'(
:P :P :P(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/puke.gif)
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;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008CMSW.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1057244935_.jpg)
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There! That's better. Ain't never seen it before, I'll be watchin' it tomorrow. ;D ;D ;D
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Tell me if it's any good.
Slim
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why you know with ole Audie Murphy, it's got to be a good en,
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I've only ever seen two of his movies and I liked them, so I've got high hopes.
Sleeeeum, what are you still doing at work verk!??
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Maybe Sod Buster should only grow YELLOW vegetables until he's sure how Slim and the dogs will behave! :o
Does YELLOW water help YELLOW veggies grow better?? ??? ::) ::)
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Ask a dog. Personally, I think it'd wilt'em.......... 8) ::) :o ;)
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I've only ever seen two of his movies and I liked them, so I've got high hopes.
Sleeeeum, what are you still doing at work verk!??
I was doing research on my better-half's genealogy.
Slim
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Does YELLOW water help YELLOW veggies grow better?? ??? ::) ::)
I think water helps leafy veggies like lettuce and spinach.
Slim
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Might explain why spinach tastes the way it does! ::)
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Might explain why sniach tastes the way it does!
With that spellin', I could say sumthin' 'ere but I'd be banned ferever..................
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With that spellin', I could say sumthin' 'ere but I'd be banned ferever..................
Well Cuz, why didn't ya read it afore I sent it and save me the embarressment.
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Well Cuz, why didn't ya read it afore I sent it and save me the embarressment.
Ain't my day ta watch ya. Ain't no R in it............
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With a plop, a big ol' hunk of Limburger Cheese from the Card Game in the Longbranch lands right in the middle of Silver Creek Slim county. ;D ::)
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Slim takes his payloader and pushes the Limburger into the Ralph so it can float past Sod Buster Township. ;D
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Y'all ain't helpin'..............
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What is we supposed ta be helpin' with? ???
Slim
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Me keepin' from spewin' nasty thoughts all o'er the thread.................
Del did it on purpose............
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Del tends ta do that at times. ::)
Slim
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With that spellin', I could say sumthin' 'ere but I'd be banned ferever..................
So, where can one bey this "sniach"? Might be a veggie that I actually like. ::) ::)
Tell me if it's any good.
Slim
It weren't bad, Sleeeum.
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Slim takes his payloader and pushes the Limburger into the Ralph so it can float past Sod Buster Township. ;D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sod Buster lets go of his Grasshopper plow and swings the SxS around which is on a tactical sling...
BLAM!! BLAM!!
The Limburger cheese now has lots of holes in it as it floats on by.
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...and little bits of Limburger litter the Sodbuster Township countryside. No one comes to visit anymore because of the smell and sales of his vegetables are starting to suffer too.
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...and little bits of Limburger litter the Sodbuster Township countryside. No one comes to visit anymore because of the smell and sales of his vegetables are starting to suffer too.
But soon a flock of Owls from the new Trinityland HOOTERS swoops down and grabs all the itty bitty cheese bits and carry them off back to Trinity. Soon life returns back to normal in Sodbuster Township and veggie sales soar since peach, potato, and sweet corn harvests have begun.
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Ozark arrives soon after the cheese is gone, goes out to the peach orchard with Sod buster and gets a bushel of his finest to take back for peach cobbler
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"Don' fergit tha peach squeezins!"
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Ozark arrives soon after the cheese is gone, goes out to the peach orchard with Sod buster and gets a bushel of his finest to take back for peach cobbler
Help yerself! There's plenty. Ya might wanna take some back to that Trinity fella so he can make up some fresh peach squeezin's too.
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"Don' fergit tha peach squeezins!"
Got ya covered 'pard!
--the stranger
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ozark also makes a deal with Sod Buster to deliver 250 bushel of dry corn when it is harvested, in the fall, to Trinity
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Tell me if it's any good.
Slim
It weren't bad, Sleeeum.
It's gotta be good. It's about Silver Creek. ;D
I just ordered it thru inter-library loan.
Slim
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Hmmmm. ::) ::) 8)
Uh, when are you supposed to get it?
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Ozark also makes a deal with Sod Buster to deliver 250 bushel of dry corn when it is harvested, in the fall, to Trinity
Did ya want Indian Corn or Sweet Corn??
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go ahead and send him some of the Indian corn, maybe he can make some fire water out of it
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go ahead and send him some of the Indian corn, maybe he can make some fire water out of it
It could make for some colorful squeezin's:
(http://www.stormeffects.com/images/Indian%20Corn.jpg)
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I've always liked the looks of the Indian corn
the fella that was plowing his corn with his mule has a really nice garden growing here behind the house, he's got corn, water melons, canalopes that 4 inches of rain the last few days sure didn't hurt anything.
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"Tha color of tha cone don' have nothin' ta do with tha final product. Sweet cone might make tha alcohol con-ten' a lil' higher."
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The so called Indian Corn you get in the fall that is multi colored is just one variety of "Indian Corn" it was common to the South-west region and is somewhat drought resistant. The different tribes in the different regions had many kinds of corn that was white, blue, red yellow and multi-colored and included dent corn, flint corn, sweet corn, pop corn and even some husk cork where each kernel had it's own husk.
BTW way, that calico corn makes some of the best roastin' ears I've ever ate, and I mean roastin' ears, not boilin' ears. ;D
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Why would ya wanna boil yer ears Del, iz yer haid infected? ;D
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Delmonico whops Tom with a green willow stick. "Cause folks keep askin' me if I want a roastin' ear and then the boil it." :P Course it don't matter a bit any more cause corn is on my list of don't eats. Durn it, it's hard to make it through the summer with out roastin' ears. :-[
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Hmmmm. ::) ::) 8)
Uh, when are you supposed to get it?
Not sure, maybe next week.
Slim
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Not sure, maybe next week.
Slim
Maybe sooner... ;D
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Maybe sooner... ;D
What are ya implying?
Slim
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Trinity,
I got the package yesterday and watched both. Thanks. The movie is the best movie ever made, since it has Silver Creek in the title. ;D But, seriously, I was a purdy good movie. Thanks. Did I say that before?
Slim
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The dairy and sausage factory are humming. Wagons are arriving with raw materials and wagons are living with finished goods.
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Glad you liked it Slim. Them derned "Claim-jumpers" got what they had coming, didn't they? ;D ;D ;D
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They sure did. ;)
Slim
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Suddenly the sausage and cheese factory grinds to a halt, the volcano in litle roosterville has messed up part of the power grid, Silver Creek County has a blackout. ;D
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
After Slim settles down a touch, he gets the hydroelectic plant running at full power and the factories are again running at full capacity.
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With Slim in jail in the Delmonico's Dutch Oven thread, the cheese and sausage workers don't get
paid. They go on strike and the picket line gets real ugly. ;D
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Let's not go screwin' with my brats 'n knocks.
I could get real nasty. Y'all wouldn't like me when I get nasty.....
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Trinity steps in and pays the workers. No reason to let the supply of two of the food groups (sausages and cheese) dry up!
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Artesian wells are found in the county.
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Trinity finds one of the wells and sets up an experimental brew kettle. A few days later he is bottling his new creation but unsure of how it will sell, he doesn't use his own name. Instead he calls it "Mikes Hard Lemonade" ;D ;D
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Hey, what kind of an outfit is this "sausage factory' I just tried to get some jandernice and they don't even know what it is. ;D
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If Slim was let outta jail, you could tell him how ta make it and production could commence pronto. ;D
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Not till the Lab test is in. ;D Yer allowed one phone call, make it to yer foreman and I'll send the recipe. It might make the judge The Honorable Mathew Skyjvachek go easy on ya. ;D
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Delmonico phones the recipe to the foreman
1 hog head, cleaned, scalded, but not skinned.
2 extra snouts
2-3 pork hearts
3 pork tongues
chunks of shoulder fat (3-4 about the size of your fist)
3 loaves of day old bread
6 cloves of garlic
3 tablespoons canning salt
1 large onion, chopped and browned
1 tablespoom marjoram
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon ground ginger
Soak the meat in cold water over night. Wash salt and simmer till tender. Remove the meat from the head and grind all the meat. Mash the garlic and mix all ingrediants together and stuff into casings. Strain the stock and put in a large kettle. Bring to a boil and cook sausages for 20-30 minutes. Hang sausages to dry. Fry very slowly till browned.
The foreman says, I make some jan-der-nice right away. Delmonico tells him no, make eat-er-nthy. ;D
And brown it very slowly, if ya burn it you'll have to abandon the kitchen, ::) :P
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I had an uncle, who butchered hogs in the winter, 20-25 a winter, there was a little lady who lived up town, who made hog-head cheese for him, she always requested the eyes be removed, she didn't want that hog watching her cook.
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Hey Del, is that jan-der-nice yellow?
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No and just fer that ya can't have any. :P
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But I couln't resist! You know I couldn't. If the shoe were on the other foot you wouln't have been able to resist either ...and you know it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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<Yep> ;D
Slim has almost made it back to his sausage factory when he sees a train pull up with a cattle care on it. ;D As the RR workers open the door a large hairy ellerfunk dashes out and heads right toward Slim...................................................................................................................................
Stay Tuned for our next episode of Silver Creek Slin County!
Will Slim be run over by the ellerfunK?
Will he get out of the way in Time?
Check in tommorow, same time, same station.
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Heck, why wait, we all know what is going to happen!
The ellerfunk runs right over Slim. ;D
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Right after that a Starling falls from the sky and hits a precise location on tha Ellerfunks haid, knockin it out! Yes folks you guessed it, tha Ellerfunk falls on Slim who is just gettin up after being run over. ;D
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As the ellerfunk's system relaxes his bowels release their contents.
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And so does Slim. :P
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I'll bet Slim doesn't go on vacation any time soon! :o :o 8)
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He is on vacation. ;D
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He won't go again anytime soon for fear of what you're gonna do to him. ;D ;D ;D
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Tom helped. ;D
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I've heard of going on vacation and having a hot mud bath, but I don't know how a warm?*?* bath would be :o :o :o :o :o :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-[ :-[ :o :o :o >:( >:(
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as Slim crawls up out of the glupp(?) he hollers out,
NEXT BATHER
Trinity I think it's your turn.
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"Nope!" It's not that time of year yet. :D
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<Arthur's note: I tolt Del if he was gonna hang me while I was gone at least build walls around the gallows so that there would be some doubt that I was truely hung. ;D I never thought that I would be run o'er by a heffalump and git a heffalump excrement bath. ::) )
Slim waddles to the Ralph and cleans up.
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The EPA man pulls up to where Slim is bathing in the Ralph, Meanwhile Del leads a herd of cattle into the Ralph upstream of Slim's location.
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<Arthur's note: I tolt Del if he was gonna hang me while I was gone at least build walls around the gallows so that there would be some doubt that I was truely hung. ;D I never thought that I would be run o'er by a heffalump and git a heffalump excrement bath. ::) )
Slim waddles to the Ralph and cleans up.
Sod Buster wanders by and sees Slim in the water. He hopes that the river will bring all of those nutrients to Sodbuster Township. The crops would appreciate it.
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At least Slim had his wash tub handy.
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The "Mega Mover's" crew from The History Channel bring the litl roosterville/Trinityland Hooters and set it down next to The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage factory.It arrives just as the whistle blows for lunch break. All the workers head over fer lunch. ;D
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The "Mega Mover's" crew from The History Channel bring the litl roosterville/Trinityland Hooters and set it down next to The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage factory.It arrives just as the whistle blows for lunch break. All the workers head over fer lunch. ;D
"Ah only callt them. They wasn't 'posed ta move nothin' till fust tawkin wif me 'bout it!" >:(
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Sounds like a bad case of musical Hooters.............. 8) ::) :o ;D
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Slim is sittin' high up in his office overlookin' the factory floor, he notices the factory is quiet and it's two hours after lunch time. ;D He looks around and sees no one, he goes outside and discovers the Hooters next door and goes to check it out. He finds all his employee's still havin' lunch. ;D
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The foreman of The Silver Creek Slim county Sausage and Cheese Factory comes up to Slim, "I quit, Hooters has offered me a far better deal to run this here Hooters in Silver Creek Slim County. They said the last two places it was at is was badly mis-managed." ;D
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"Ah only callt them. They wasn't 'posed ta move nothin' till fust tawkin wif me 'bout it!" >:(
the history channel had been doing a special on sneak attacks and they just decided to pull a sneak attack on the Hooters ;D
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By the way, did Slim every get that burnt out HO to working ???
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Don't recall that he did, but he could send the maintance man from The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese factory over to do it. ;D
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"Fritz, how much is Hooter gonna pay ya?" Fritz scribbles on a piece of paper and shows it to Slim. :o "Good luck at Hooters, Fritz." "The rest of ya back to verk. I ain't payin' ya fer a 3 hour luuuuuuuunch break!" >:(
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Typical boss, no sense of humor.................. 8) ::) ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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A fellar from Kansas City comes by to talk to Fritz, "I got a product we make in our plant at Crete in Newbrassky, I think it would work well with yer breakfast menu." ;D
Fritz says, "I'll buy a truck load of it, the stuff we have now is suspect, I used to work there, ya never know what will go in the sausage. :o Why right now their is a hairy ellerfunk watin' his turn." ;D
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Slim has signs put up at the borders of the county.
Importing of
Cheese and Sausage
into Silver Creek County
is strictly verboten
by order of the County Executive.
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A tunnel is dug from Newbrassky and the sausage keeps comin' in. ;D
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The County Importation Inspector does a routine check of Hooters and finds imported sausage. The Sheriff locks Fritz in jail until the County judge comes back from his African Safari in a month. ;D
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The fella from Kansas City sends the corp-er-ate ;awyer to the Sue-pree-m court and gets him released and brings an Anti-trust suit again Silver Creek County and the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage Factory when it is discovered that the county commisioner owns the plant. ;D
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An angry Trinity goes to the telegraph office.
>:(
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But Slim has cut the wires. ;D
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When Sodbuster gets to the border, he's stopped by the SCSCST (Silver Creek Slim County Storm Troopers.) While they are searchin' his wagon and bruisin' the veggies, the Meaga Movers Team from The History Channel come in and get the Hooters and head past the border with it and Fritz who has done such a good job. ;D
"cross the border there is a company meeting, it is decided not to go to Irish Tom's Pub, the lawyer would be a pain, so they head back to litl roosterville. ;D
<Please exit to the little roosterville thread.> ;D
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When Sodbuster gets to the border, he's stopped by the SCSCST (Silver Creek Slim County Storm Troopers.) While they are searchin' his wagon and bruisin' the veggies, the Meaga Movers Team from The History Channel come in and get the Hooters and head past the border with it and Fritz who has done such a good job. ;D
"cross the border there is a company meeting, it is decided not to go to Irish Tom's Pub, the lawyer would be a pain, so they head back to litl roosterville. ;D
Sod Buster turns his wagon and follows the Mega Movers to Litl Roosterville. He hopes that his veggies won't be too bruised for the Grand Reopening of the Litl Roosterville Hooters. He even brings extra cucumbers for the Hooters Girls!
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"Good riddance. I don't know why or who had the place move ta MY county in the first place." ;D
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<--Sneaks quietly inta Slim’s office findin’ 'im werkin’ on ‘verboten’ signs. Movin’ quick, ‘e knocks Slim’s hat off then dumps a bucket ah stewed okra mixed wit soil all o’er 'im then beats ah hasty retreat.
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"Yuck!" Slim grabs the "Mighty Ten" and fires both barrels at the retreating fannie. ;D
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How ever they are some of Delmonico's Boomarang Double aught Buck Shot from the Newbrassky thread and Slim just gets himself............................................again. ;D
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"Good riddance. I don't know why or who had the place move ta MY county in the first place." ;D
"Ah know who done it. Kain' tell ya though, cause Ah got mah job back. Don' wanna jep... jepper... ... risk it!"
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I did it cause I was bored. ;D
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Bored or board or boared? ;D
Slim
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Delmonico comes stompin' into the thread and goes up and knocks on the door of the cheese/sausage factory, "durn it Slim, when are you gonna get them eller-funk sausages done? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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"Since someone stole my foreman, the hephalump rund away 'fore we cud process it." ::)
Construction starts on the new soft-drink bottling factory.
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Uh Slim, hate ta tell ya pard but tha eller-funk were daid when it got shipped to ya. If it run away tha onliest thing I kin think mighta happent iz someone in yer plant give it a lectric shock an brought it back frum tha daid. If that's tha case then y'all gots a giant Frank'n'funk runnin round Silver Creek Slim County. :o
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Slim has almost made it back to his sausage factory when he sees a train pull up with a cattle care on it. ;D As the RR workers open the door a large hairy ellerfunk dashes out and heads right toward Slim...................................................................................................................................
Stay Tuned for our next episode of Silver Creek Slin County!
Will Slim be run over by the ellerfunK?
Will he get out of the way in Time?
Check in tommorow, same time, same station.
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Heck, why wait, we all know what is going to happen!
The ellerfunk runs right over Slim. ;D
From page 20.
Slim
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Well that was on the 20th, what ya been doin'?
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"Someone had ta take over the foreman's duties." ::)
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Well the eller-funk just showed up in Newbrassky. ;D
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Ya need a better foreman, a good one would have had the brats done. ;D
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Sorry Slim I checked an yer right, it was brethin when it got here. It died of boredom waitin on yer foreman! ;D
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Nope it is 'live and well, it left the Newbrassky thread and is wonderin' round in the no man's land tween the treads, never know where it will turn up next. ;D
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The construction of the bottling plant is finished. Wagons of bottles arrive at the plant. Production begins. ;D
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he better watch out, ole Darth Tater is after him right now, down in Sod Buster's thread
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The eller-funk runs into the Silver Creek Slim County thread and runs right through the bottlin' plant like a bull in a china shop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or rather like an eller-funk in a bottlin' plant. When he leaves Slim has three unbroken bottles left. ::)
It then runs out of the thread and into the no-man' land or rather the no-persons land between threads. (Sorry fergot about our furrier.) ::)
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The eller-funk runs back into the Silver Creek Slim thread, Delmonico follows it with his eller-funk gun from the Newbrassky thread. He gets a clear shot and it drops right there by Slim's office windo at the Silver Creek Slim cheese,sausage and soda pop factory. Delmonico realizes the factory is closed till Monday.
He slips back out of the thread and makes a note not to come back for a while, that eller-funk ain't gonna smell good by Monday in this heat. ::)
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Ozark comes walking down to the soda pop factory to get a rc/coca cola out of the machine, when he sees the eller-funk laying there by the door. seeing a hole in it the size of a coffee can, and the plant being closed, Ozark skins the critter and takes the hide back to nebrassky thread with him to tan it
bound to be good for somthing, I can mount the head and give it to Trinity and Sherlene fer a weddin present.
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After Ozark skins the eller-funk, the flies have it easy, by dark the carcass is a buzzin'. ;D :P
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Delmonico peeks in and sees that the eller-funk is startin' to liquidfy and Slim's office air-conditioner is drawin' it into his office. :P
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The Turkey Vultures flyin' over the Silver Creek Slim factory is spotted by a local TV reportor who checks it out, seeing the now fully putrid, fly and maggot infested carcass, he gets an idea for a promotion and soon the 60 Minutes Crew is set up waitin' fer Slim to come to work and explain what this un-healthy mess is doin' outside his office at The Silver Creek Slim County Sausage/Cheese and Pop Factory. ;D
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As they stand by the nausating remains of the eller-funk, the 60 Minutes news crew is gettin' impatient, Silver Creek Slim is late to work. >:( ;)
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Slim decides to take a couple days vacation. ;D
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CNN shows up at the plant to film the protests from "The Royal Ellerfunk Society" who want to have the EPA and the Fish and Game Commission shut down Slim's plant.
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A roar is heard off to the South-West. :o :o ::)
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The NICCSTE enters the Silver Creek County Thread with a roar, shortly after there is an explosion and a bright light and rotten eller-funk chunks rain down. :P
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Drawn by light and sound the Eller-funk enters tha thread. He smells Eller-funk funk everywhere. He is attracted to a large Clebrity that is covered in Eller-funk funk.
< PLEASE NOTE THE ANIMAL DECENCY LEAGUE HAS CENSORED THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST >
For those who are curious please search your grocery store newsstand in about nine months for the National Enquirer with the headline "I Gave Birth To The Eller-Funk's Child."
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The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news. ;D The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.
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The first pictures of the destuction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant show up on the news. ;D The arrow points to one of the wheels left from TNECCSTE.
;D
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Slim starts the cleanup at the factory. ::)
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'Least I got rid of the rotten eller-funk. ::)
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That was a BIG help. ;D
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Glad to be of ass-sis-tance. ;D
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With the destruction of the Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage and Bottlin' plant, does this mean that there ain' gonna be no sausages an' cheese!?? :( :( :'(
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Ozark plants a big sign where the cheese & sausage used to be.
STUFFED SAUSAGE FER SALE KINGDOM OF OZARK TRACKER
ALSO POTTED MEATS
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Slim comes by on a steam bulldozer n flattens Ozarks sign. Once he clears an area he is able to cobble together some of the machinery and he begins to produce some sausages again.
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Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories. Herds of beeves and hogs (A herd of hogs?) are brought in to replace the other animals that were used in the interim. ::) Wagons of milk and soft drink bottles pull in. The dairy, sausage factory, and soft drink factory are soon back at full production. Wagons leave with finished product.
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Wagons full of building products roll in. Masons and carpenters make fast work to rebuild the factories.
How much are ya payin' them??? Or are they Free-Masons? ::)
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The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money. ;D
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Slim appoints Jumbo to be the County's Fire Chief. ;D
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The mason's might have been free, but the carpenters show up in Slim's office and it turns out they want a lot of money. ;D
That's too thin...................
uh maybe a starving artist................
I know there's a joke here
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Suddenly in the night the trees of Silver Creek Slim County are back-lit by a fire in the New Improved Soda Pop/Cheese/Sausage Factory. Seems that Slim's new Fire Chief likes to play with matches. ;D
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Without any fingers, I'm kinda anxious to learn how he figured out how to use them! ;D
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I suppose he was first in his class in eller funk school ???
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I don't know how I like the idea of an ellerfunk that can operate matches. ::)
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he could'a been flicking his bic
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That is NOT an image I wish to think about! OH! I misunderstood. I'm sorry... ;D ;D ;D
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Without any fingers, I'm kinda anxious to learn how he figured out how to use them! ;D
Don't know much about eller-funks do ya?
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The fire bell rings loudly. The firemen and hefalump rush to the fire. They try to put out the fire. They look more like the Keystone Cops than firemen. ::) :o
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finally the eller-funk jumps on the fire and stomps it out with his big feet, everything is destroyed but the fire is out.
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Did they save the foundation?
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Naw, but it'll make good crusher run gravel fer the driveway. ;D
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Wait, I'm lost. The beast starts the fire and then fights it? Something doesn't add up here. ::) ;D
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Firemen make the best arsonist.................Job Security
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Hmmm. Good point. ;D
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Remember only you can prevent a sausage factory fire. ;D
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he's tricky fer being sa big ain't he
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I'll bet that was one tasty smellin' fire!!
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we might dig around in there and find a few sausages cooked just right.
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"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
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Trinity and Ozark start looking and find 2 sheets of metal from the roof, that had fell down on the brick floor, lifting up the sheet iron they find all the sausage that Slim had made since the rebuild. smashed flat by the eller funk jumping up and down and cooked perfectly by the fire
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Firemen make the best arsonist.................Job Security
Remember the movie "Backdraft".
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Slim looks at the ruins of the factory. He says the infamous words, "We can rebuild
him it." ;D
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During his inspection, Slim finds Trinity and Ozark asleep in the middle of burned out factory. Try as he might, Slim could not awaken the stuffed visitors. The only proof that they are alive are the snores and other sounds.
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Trinity and Ozark wake up before Slim starts rebuilding and wander off towards Trinity's stash of liquor.
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Slim starts rebuilding the factories, agin. ::)
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The trucks come rolling in loaded with a all steel building this time, they have it assembled in no time and Slim intsalls machinery to start making the sausage.
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Trinity sits eagerly at the end of the line with a napkin that Sherlene tied around his neck.
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Slim, who is in the plant starts feeding the machine the pork, it is mixed and bagged and sent to the out line. Sherlene is at the end of the line with a charcoal cooker, frying up the sausage as fast as Trinity can eat, without getting it raw.
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"C'mon Sherlene, snap it up! This hair is quality stuff, ain' no need ta have it done real good!"
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Sherlene's got the grease sizzling, the pork a frying and Trinity eating, she pauses long enough to give litl trinity and Deneeze a couple of pork links on a piece of bread.
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:o "Don' be wastin' that stuff on tha young'uns! Ah'd be needin' it more then they does!"
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Sherlene loads Trinity's plate down once more, litl trintiy finds the cheese supply in another storage room and sits down and he is houngry. :o
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Slim comes outta his office with a sheet of paper and gives it to Sherlene, 'cuz Trinity will just eat it. It is an invoice totaling $5,000.00 for the sausage and cheese that the "Trinity Troop" has eaten. ;D
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Trinity quickly reaches into his pocket and presents Slim with $6,000, Confederate. "Tha extry is fer you, Sleeeeum" (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/dollar.gif)
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Slim takes the money without looking at it, takes it to his safe in the plant and opens the safe, just as he is ready to put it in he takes a look at the picture on the front of the bill.
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Slim slams the safe closed and spins the dial. He grabs the "Mighty Ten" loaded with rocksalt and goes huntin' fer Trinity. ;D
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Seeing Slim coming with the Mighty Ten, Trinity innocently asks: "Whatcha doin'? Searchin' fer another elermafunk?"
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"Ya better run! I'z got rock salt with yer name on it!" ;D
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"But whah on Earth would ya wanna do that? Ya wan' some more money?" Trinity reaches into his pocket and hands Slim one thousand more confederate dollars. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/dollar.gif)
"Oh, Sleeeum. Kin, Ah borry yer truck? Thanks." Trinity drives out of the thread in the direction of the Sodbuster Township.
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Slim stands counting his money, smiling until he again looks at the picture on the front.
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Slim follows Trinity outta the thread. Two BOOMS are heard. Slim comes back into the thread with smokin' barrels and a smile on his face. ;D
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Trinity walks up behind Slim. "Whatcha shootin' at?"
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Slim, who is startled, jumps straight up in the air.
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When he comes back to earth the front of his pants are wet. ;D
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Slim goes into his office to change. ::)
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And once in there he finds out that while Slim was out chasing Trinity, Delmonico has taken Slim's extra clothes and replaced them with sweaters and Poodle Skirts. ;D
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Slim is faced with a dilema walk around in wet clothes or don the outfit that Del has left and try to conceal his identity by wearing the blond beehive wig in the closet.
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He chooses to don the wig and plenty of rouge. Soon Jerry Jeff Walker comes up and asks him for a date.
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Jerry Jeff, starts a singing
You don't have to call me darling, darling
you never even called me by my name.
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As DAC says, "A friend of mine named Steve goodman wrote this song." ;D That's ok he was friends with Jrry Jeff also. ;D
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youre right, don't know what I was thinking bout. must need to eat. ;D
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Well, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and moved to Arizona,
now I know why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor
is drier than than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots
that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can.
I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.
Well, it's cold over here, and I swear
I wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl
I promised I would meet on the third floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got
is a smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be home in a Texas bar.
I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.
Well, I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat
and go down to Marble Art Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances.
Chances will be taken, that's for sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize
that some people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you always seem to put your foot there.
I wanna go home with the arma dillo
Good country music from Ama rillo and Abi lene
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever
seen.
Repeat chorus 'til the cows come home.
A friend of his name a Ray Wiley Hubbard wroted that one. ;D
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that song is the reason I started watching any Austin city limits shows on PBS
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That I think was the Ray Wiley Hubbard version.
He has a song called West Texas Dance Band that has a line about doin' a song by Jerry Jeff Walker, but that's Ok he does some of mine.
My favorite JJW song is the one about uninatin' into the prevailin' breezes. ::) "course Stereo Chickens is also good. :o
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I turned to the MDA Telethon on Monday fer a few minutes. There was a girl, maybe 12 or 13, who sang a couple country songs. Guess what she did besides singing. As far as I'm concerned, all country songs should have some of this in them. ;D
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Lemme guess... Yodel? ;D
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BINGO! ;D
Slim
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when it comes to yodeling, I always think of Jimmy Rogers, the singing brakeman and all the blue yodels
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I like a good yodler. ;D
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when it comes to yodeling, I always think of Jimmy Rogers, the singing brakeman and all the blue yodels
I'm in the jailhouse now!
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I like a good yodler. ;D
http://www.tommymarkham.com/Music/InTheJailhouseNow.htm
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I'm in the jailhouse now!
I'll see if'n I can find ya a yodeling bail bonds man
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"Horse Thief Moon" by Ian Tyson is a yodelin' polka. ;D
Her folks, they're rich folks, they farm seven sections, they just get on those big tractors and ride around all day,
They ain't big on cowboys, they ain't big on Henry, Henry don't you let then stand in your way. ;D
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Slim that little girl was on a talk/talent show a couple months ago, she is self taught.
try...Jewel (she learned from her daddy) and Wylie and the Wild West
Music is the only good thing to Come out of Tejas.....OT your first post was David Allen Coe....Ohio Penal Institute/not one of them Austin fellas
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I bet that was that gall that was on that talet seach thingy on CMT, I was readin' one night and she was watchin' that. All of a sudden I hear'ed "I Wanna Be a Cowboy's Sweetheat" and it sounded real good, I came runnin' out of the bedroom and went to see if it was my friend Judy Coder cause it sounded just like Patsy and Patsy is dead. (Judy Coder is World Champ Patsy Montana Impersomator and a World Champ Yodler www.judycoder.com )
Anyway it was this other gal and she is good.
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Slim that little girl was on a talk/talent show a couple months ago, she is self taught.
try...Jewel (she learned from her daddy) and Wylie and the Wild West
Music is the only good thing to Come out of Tejas.....OT your first post was David Allen Coe....Ohio Penal Institute/not one of them Austin fellas
Jewel is a purty good yodeler. I was surprised the first time when I heard it in a pop song. ;D
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You might want to go to the News section of Judy's website, there is a nice tribute to Bruce Dillman a mutual friend who passed in August, we lost another of the good ones. I have a few of the autographed copies of Bruce's book if anyone is interested. He delivered them in person and we always made him sign them. :'(
Bruce will be missed. :'(
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;D :D ;D
That is some good singing, n Yodlen. ;D :D ;D
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not smelling like bbq eggplant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along ;D
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Trinity already has thirty eggplants on the fire and has eliminated all proof of the cooked beef. He now decides to get a net and go after litl rooster.
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The warped mind of Slim has an idea and he starts to make egg plant wieners, egg plant frankfurters, egg plant braunschwiger, egg plant pepperoni, egg plant, cotto salami, egg plant dry salami, egg plant chorizo, egg plant summer sausage, egg plant Genoa salami, egg plant bratwurst, egg plant polish sausage, egg plant eye-talian sausage, egg plant country sausage, egg plant jandernice and of course to use up the scraps, potted egg plant product. ;D
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Trinity looks at his magazine ad for custom straight jackets. he may just order 3
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BTW they are period correct, they were invented in the 1820's. ;D
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Even the purple one? ;D
Trinity will need one if the only thing to eat will be eggplant!!! :o :o :o
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if'n ya had that purple one on, you'd look kinda like an eggplant
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don't worry, they's nearly a whole cow under that eggplant
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"Not any more. Ah done et it all."
if'n ya had that purple one on, you'd look kinda like an eggplant
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!"
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Trinity will need one if the only thing to eat will be eggplant!!! :o :o :o
I'll fix ya up 'pard!
Eggplant parmesan is yummy!
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It's even better if ya substitute the egg plant with veal. ;D
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Or the egg plant with SPAM. ;D
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Boneless chicken breast maybe, Spam never. Spam is to meat like Velveeta is to cheese. ;D
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It's even better if ya substitute the egg plant with veal. ;D
Sod Buster don't eat no baby cows!
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It's even better if ya substitute the egg plant with veal. ;D
Yep! Here baby cow, here baby cow! Bring that cute rump on over here. Ah'm HONGRY!
(Veal Parmigiano is one of my most favorite dishes!)
(http://www.bracacafe.com/images/dishes/Vealparm2.jpg)
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baby cow
let's see give me them baby back ribs.
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;D
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dang it, I just aight and now I'm Hongry again ;D
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dang it, I just aight and now I'm Hongry again ;D
Me too!
Were is that Vegetable Medley?
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I got a friend named Vic Medley he lives over on Holdredge Street. ;D
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"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up. Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"
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I got a friend named Vic Medley he lives over on Holdredge Street. ;D
"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up. Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"
well we might go on down to Vic's his wife's a probably cooking supper bout now.
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I'm havin' sausage gravy made with canned cow and sourdough biscuits fer supper tonight, be ready about 6 CDT, if ya want some. ;D
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"Vegematibble melody ain' gonna fill ya up. Ya gotta have some meat an' gravy ta do that proper lahk!"
A big ol' plate of butter beans will do the trick!
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I'm havin' sausage gravy made with canned cow and sourdough biscuits fer supper tonight, be ready about 6 CDT, if ya want some. ;D
My stomach is rumbling already... We'll just have to figure out if it's rumbling in the good way or not later on. Gravy ALWAYS tastes good, but sometimes has an eee-ffect on me. :(
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It was good, you should have stopped by Trinity, made it out of Farmland "Sausage and Bacon" sausage, contains 25% ground bacon.
Used bacon grease in the sourdough beeeeskits also. ;D
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My stomach is rumbling already... We'll just have to figure out if it's rumbling in the good way or not later on. Gravy ALWAYS tastes good, but sometimes has an eee-ffect on me. :(
Trinity:
I will have to learn you on how to make Vegetable Gravy!
It is good with Pot Roast or Steak.
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Del, looks excellent!!!
Sodbuster, I have no words to your comment but action: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/puke3.gif)
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Sodbuster, I have no words to your comment but action: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/puke3.gif)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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If the vegtammales was mushrooms and there was some meat broth to flavor it then it would be OK. ;D
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Just so long as the mushrooms are big enough to push aside! ;D ;D
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A whole line of black suburbans pull up to Slim's factory, USDA is in bold white letters on the side. They get out in their black jackets, USDA in white letters on the back. The hollor on the bull horn, "USDA open up we have a warrent."
Slim comes to the tower on the end and opens up with the Mighty Ten. The USDA officers retreat, soon there are APC's and black helly-copters all around, Slim hollors down, "you'll never take me alive, I'm the leader of the Branch Cheeseheads." ;D
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Slim throws out a vegatable grenade, it explodes and splatters all the agents with cooked green peas and carrots.
Trinity sees the carnage and passes out from the sight.
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Soon the tanks show up at Mount Sausage and they start firin' flamin' egg plants back at Slim. ;D Slim retreats cause the Mighty 10 ain't worth poop agin a tank. ;D
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Soon the tanks show up at Mount Sausage and they start firin' flamin' egg plants back at Slim. ;D Slim retreats cause the Mighty 10 ain't worth poop agin a tank. ;D
Then Slim gets the idea to make an anti-tank device with cheese!
He empties out some shotgun shells and filles up some sausage tubes with the one true powder and lead shot. Then he encases the whole device with Wisconsin CHEEEESEEE!!
Slim lights the fuse and throws them at the tanks. The cheese allows the anti-tank devices to stick to the sides of the tanks.
Carnage follows!!!!
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Then the long range artillery starts to lob watermelons into the compound, Slim loads up with Limburger cheese and fires it into their lines gaggin' several gun crews. CNN shows up and goes on live with a report of a food fight. ;D
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CNN airs all the destruction live on tv and soon the PETVAG (people for etical treatment of vegatables and Gardens) show up and start protesting.
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Silver Creek Slim and the USDa both start shootin' canister rounds loaded with Black Eyed Peas at the protesters. ;D
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some of the protestors start a passing out when the Black eyed peas begin exploding as they hit the ground
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As the protesters flee Slim loads a-sparrow-grass in his roller and starts firin' long range at the USDA.
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Soon the Black Eyed Peas begin singing and everyone flees.
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Even the fleas flee.
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Slim gots out his mountain howitzer and shoots taters outta it.
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The USDA deputizes a whole herd of Punkin Chunkers and moves the National Championship to Silver Creek Slim County. ;D
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a pumpkin comes flying in and Slim intercepts it and makes a pumpkin pie in his dutch oven.
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"Pumpkin pie is ready!" ;D
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You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin???????? 8) ::) :o ;D
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Slim peppers Buck's hindside with a load a spit peas out of his 10. (Scatter load.) ;D
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You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin???????? 8) ::) :o ;D
;D
Don't know fer shure, but Dey maybe down-wind when the Revinoers burned off a big bunch of 'wildwood weed' :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
;D
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"Pumpkin pie is ready!" ;D
"Yee-Haw!" yells Sod Buster as he bellies up to the bar. He's got his fork and Reddy-Whip ready.
Got any Pumpkin Beer?????
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Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement. Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.
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Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement. Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.
look at them two fellars he's running with, and your calling his can funny looking. ??? ??? ;D
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"Naw, not his face, but that strange can he's got. LOOKY!!! He's aimin' it at tha pie!"
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RUN
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Suddenly a USDA Sniper uses his pinto bean firing sniper rifle and shoots Sodbusters can. :o In seconds there is fake whipped cream all over the place. ;D ;D ;D ;D Slim throws an acorn squash at him and it explodes when it hits, gettin' seed in his eyes and blindin' him. ;D
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Whilst Sod Buster is distracted Trinity dives face first into the pie!
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As he's doin' that another USDA sniper shoots him in the arse with a Great Northern Bean. ;D
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Slim stuffs an eggplant in the mountain howitzer and touches it off making the USDA snipers run fer better cover. ;D
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Suddenly from over the hill a round of canister is fired at Slim, it hits and he is hit by radishes. ;D
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Slim pours 10 lbs of pintos down the bore and touches it off. ;D
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The news media is in a frenzy.
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Charles Worthington Winthrop the IV shows up to cover the Food Fight turned Vegetable Carnage only to be taken out by a head of cabbage fired by a USDA M1 Abrams. The press immediately turn on the USDA painting a picture of Slim as the last great American pioneer fighting off the oppressive gubmint agency. In protest Cheeseheads surround the USDA Washington Headquarters threatining to use VMD's (Vegemables of Mashed Destruction)
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I plan on taking over the country and make everyone vegitarians. Tofu will be the main course on Thanksgiving.
The folks from 60 Minutes dig this up on Slim and the tide turns against him. ;D
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Hearing the part about vegitarians and tofu, Trinity runs out from where he was hiding and starts flinging things at Slim.
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Slim pours 10 lbs of pintos down the bore and touches it off. ;D
"Misquote, misquote! Dagnabit, that Cosie in misquotin' agin." >:(
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Hearing the part about vegitarians and tofu, Trinity runs out from where he was hiding and starts flinging things at Slim.
Slim pours 20 lbs of soybeans in the mtn howitzer, points it at Trinity, and touches it off. ;D
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The shock of firin' the soybeans turns it into tofu and Trinity is hit by a large chunk of tofu. ;D Try rice next time Slim, understand TR like that "shot from a gun" stuff when he went to the 1904 Worlds Fair. ;D
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Trinity reels backwards and falls in a pile of splattered egg plant
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Trinity rises up and starts chasing after Ozark Tracker and Delmonico with a handful of Tofu. "Git me mixed up in this mess, will ya?!!!"
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Del and Ozark take off running, Del runs plum outa the thread and jumps in his pickup and goes to cook. Ozark hides out around the next thread
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Trinity stands there with the tofu dribbling between his fingers. He almost made it to the end of the thread before he became tired and quit. Shaking the bean curd from his hand, he turns around and heads for the sausage factory.
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Ozark goes back over ta the kingdom and gets a case of potted meat to take to Trinity, it had ta have been awful to get whamped by that tofu
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When Ozark finds Trinity, he is busy with links of sausage in both hands and learning how to use a cheese slicer with his right foot.
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<<<quietly removes the paper bag from the pocket of the seat in front of him.......... ::)
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Trinity sees litl rooster and begins to speak unintelligibly with a full mouth. Following is a transcription of what he said:
For what reason do you need the bag, Small Rooster?
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what in tarnation has he got in that bag ???
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, Small Rooster?
seen that thought Dick Dastardly was visiting..........................................Hands Trinity the bag, here wear it around yer neck it will wart off colds
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Trinity ties a good hard knot as he puts the bag around his neck. as he begins ta walk away he starts looking around to see what smells.
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The smell has Trinity walking in circles, before he can determine where it's coming from he realizes he tied the rope too tight around his neck and passes out from the lack of oxygen to the brain.
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every time Trinity raises his head up he gets another breath from the bag and passes back out.
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Suddenly a stray okra projectile cuts the rope and removes the bag. Trinity is covered is sticky okra sap. ;D
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Trinity writhes as if he were covered in ants, hot coals and acid.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
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Trinity grabs the stinky bag and uses it to wipe off the okra
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The bag tears and Trinity is cover with pieces of paper bag he can't get off. ;D
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with the bag tore and the contents all over him, with the smell creeping all over Trinity, he passes out
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An airplane flies over and drops a 20,000 pound bomb that lands near Trinity burying him in Brussels Sprouts. ;D
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Trinity digs his way out and looks around to see what the next vegatable coming at him is, he accidently swallows 2 or 3 brussel sprouts as he climbs out.
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Oh the Bouncing Betty Brussell Sprout Bomb was it by chance dropped by the Royal Sod Buster Air Corp?
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A black helly-copter drops ar-tea-chokes on litl rooster. ;D
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Slim loads the mountain howitzer were 10 lbs of chick peas, points it towards the the big black bird, and touches it off. BOOM!!!
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thank ye Slim...............ar-tea-chokes rate right up there on the tastless meter with okra and lima beans
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Waves of B-52's drop 100 tons of 'maters each on Slim's Factory in "Operation Ketchup." ;D
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Slim deciedes to take advantage of the tomato's and sets up his factory line to can them. Slim's I-talian spagatti sause.
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with sausage added fer flavor! ;D
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The B-52's come back in waves, droppin habby-narrow peppers this time, things get so hot for Slim, he runs to the No Man's Land between the threads. ;D
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But, he comes back and starts canning HOT salsa. ;D
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Slim is workin' on the line, he forgets that when working with hot peppers you wash before and after using the potty. :o Slim is now scooting down the production line like a dog with worms. ;D
As he scoots out the door a USDA sniper gets him with a long range baby carrot. ;D
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:o
Da USDA brings out their Secret Weapon, starts sprayin the thread wit Da Acient Orange Ta Basky Hot Sauce. :o
Smokin. :P
Slim's gettin singed, calls fer reenforcements. :o ???
:o
:(
;D
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thank ye Slim...............ar-tea-chokes rate right up there on the tastless meter with okra and lima beans
Don't ya be talkin' bad about Lima Beans. >:(
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Don't ya be talkin' bad about Lima Beans. >:(
Sod Buster launches a thermal nuclear lima bean bomb on litl roosterville. ;D
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;D
USDA launches Stelth Dirty sourkruat Bomb on Lil Roosterville, unfortunatly it misses, Hits Dell's Dutch Oven; He's not hurt, just cooked Lobster Red. :o
:P :P :P
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Don't ya be talkin' bad about Lima Beans. >:(
Limy beans is AWFUL!!
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Limy beans is AWFUL!!
NOT!
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NOT!
TOO!!
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NOT!
TOO!!
NOT TOO BAD ;D ;D
IS THIS THE ONE WORD STORY ???
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I like limer beans, both fresh and dry, so there. :P
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You kin have mine, Del. Like pintos and navys, etc., but limas are way down on my list............Buck 8) ::) ;)
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Butter beans ain't too bad.
Slim
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;D
Lima beans, Butter beans, Pinto beans, Black beans, Anazstaci beans, Pink beans; is all good! ;D
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;D
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the Marshall sings as he heads his sheep down the path
Happy Trails to you , until we meet again. ;D ;D
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;D
;D
Marshal rides Sheep into Delmonico's restraunt, Delminico lites fagot :o--------Kbooom!
(Whisper Mode)secret weapon, Latino Atomic Power--works every time. :D
heh, Heh, HEH! :o
;D :D ;D
::)
8)
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I feel day-ja-voo again. ::)
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What happens when the green gas meets and mingles with the blue gas? ??? :o :o
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Blue-green gas. ;D Some fancy pants designer would call it Teal.
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I feel day-ja-voo again. ::)
;D
Does that mean We have been here before? :D
Similatudes. :o
types N shadows? :o
heh, Heh, HEH! ;D
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Slim puts on a goo-rilla mask and it scares the USDA away. ::)
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Slim puts on a goo-rilla mask and it scares the USDA away. ::)
when he turns back around, Trinity is standing there and Slim scares the tare outa him.
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Now we have the tar to go with the feathers, take it to the bad day at the range thread to tar and feather what's his name. ;D
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I like limer beans, both fresh and dry, so there. :P
Thank You! :)
Take that you canned-meat eater! :P
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I feel day-ja-voo again. ::)
It's day-ya-voo all over again.
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Slim hands Trinity a shovel and bucket. ;D
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author's note< litl' rooster calls Therapists and sets up group therapy session's for folks in Tall Tales>>>>amd spelling lesson's for self with skool marm
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Trinity thanks Slim for the shovel and scoops up his mess. "It's dark, but Ah assure you... t'ain' tar."
Thank You! :)
Take that you canned-meat eater! :P
"Take what? Ah don' lahk no limer banes either. ;D ???"
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Soon after the men from the USDA leave Slim hangs a new sign over the barn door.
F.W. Slim's Phototakin'Portraits wile yoz wait
must be that mirroe image thing from the tin plate
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Slim sets ta work snatchin' souls. ;D
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k186/SilverCreekSlim/Sepia/Tensleep-sepia.jpg)
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k186/SilverCreekSlim/Sepia/StumpWater-sepia.jpg)
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Coool, Sleeum. With ever'body changin' their avatars over ta sepia, I had to do mine too.
Ok... who's jumpin' offa the bridge. If you do it, I'll do it too. ;D ;D
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Coool, Sleeum. With ever'body changin' their avatars over ta sepia, I had to do mine too.
Ok... who's jumpin' offa the bridge. If you do it, I'll do it too. ;D ;D
now don't ya remember what yer ma said about them other fellars jumping offen a bridge.
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She said, "jump Trinity jump like the rest of them." ;D
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You got me good on that shot Slim
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Coool, Sleeum. With ever'body changin' their avatars over ta sepia, I had to do mine too.
Ok... who's jumpin' offa the bridge. If you do it, I'll do it too. ;D ;D
I saw that, Trinity. Good job.
Slim
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You got me good on that shot Slim
It and the other pics are from Round Up 2006.
Slim
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It and the other pics are from Round Up 2006.
Slim
From Stump and Cammie's website?
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You fergot one... ya din't put one up of you an tha mighty teeeyun. ;D
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She said, "jump Trinity jump like the rest of them." ;D
You know, Ah never could unnerstayund whah she was out thar a-pushin' on me at tha edge of the bridge. ???
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Well she peeked under yer bed and didn't find no Playboy's or Penthouse like a normal teanager, she found this instead. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/bob.jpg)
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Yep, that musta been what did it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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soon Slim was making money making poster's for the US Marshalls
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Trinity sneaks into Slim's printing room over night and doctors the tintypes. "Thar... won' no mershal never thank thass me!"
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Look-ee thar!! Trinity's holdin' a veggie plant!
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"That ain' Me! Looky! <waves his right hand at Sodbuster> Ah steel got mah hane."
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"That ain' Me! Looky! <waves his right hand at Sodbuster> Ah steel got mah hane."
Oh...... ???
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Popeye gets up shakes himself off and looks around. "Well blow me down, how did I get here?"
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Then he remembers how he was swatted with a side of beef and laughs. "Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga"
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Slim is out hoein' his rudder-begger patch when he hears a shrill scream. ;D
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"Wonder what Trinity got scared by this time." ::)
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Delmonico posts a sign in Slim's rudder-begger patch.
BIG SALE COMING SOON
Not at Hooters
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Sod Buster sees the signs all over and wonders why there wasn't one posted in Sod Buster Township.
He is grateful that his town is clean & sign-free. ;D
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"Ya kin have this one." Slim tosses the sign at Sod Buster. :o
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**OUCH!**
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Sod Buster sees the signs all over and wonders why there wasn't one posted in Sod Buster Township.
He is grateful that his town is clean & sign-free. ;D
Author's Note <Cause when I was doin' that the other night someone bothered me I got busy with a customer plus the boss was wanderin' around I had other things that needed done. ;D
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With Slim gone for a few days, Delmonico stops by to see if anything needs done in Silver Creek Slim County. ;D
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The following morning there is a big sign at the entrance to Silver Creek Slim County!
Slim's not at Home! Please Leave a Message!
There is a stack of giant Post - It Notes next to the sign!
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Trinity tears off a note and promptly gets it caught in his hair.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this note is for you<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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'Ah kain' rade it." :-[
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By early Sunday mornin' the tumbleweeds is blowin' around Silver Creek Slim County. The sausage factory is makin' tofu sausage also. ;D
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With the county lookin' abandoned, Kraft comes in and sets up a Velveeta factory and Blue Bonnet sets up a margerine factory. ;D
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The Velvetta people find a photo of Slim, and decide to put it on thier party cheese pack.
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The Blue Bonnet folks like the same picture and crop off his had and make a special low fat margerine called "Black Hat." ;D
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with Slim not knowing anything about this, he starts getting strange looks from all the people in Iowa and they start asking fer his audi-graph.
he feels like a movie start ;D
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Suddenly the Ioway Dairy Farmers Assc. starts coming towards him with a bucket of hot tar and a bag of feathers. ;D
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Slim doesn't realize what they are intending and reaches out with hands full of already signed photographs that he had made up only an hour before.
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After being tarred and feathered, Slim is ready to leave Ioway. ;D
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A smart alec has new photos made, pre-printed with Slim's signature for him to pass out.
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Slim runs till he reaches town and turns down the first street he come to
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As he runs down the street a local resident hollors, "Velveeta Boy Go Home." ;D
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:o :o I guess Slim will be wanting to be told how to get... how to get from Sesame Street. ;D
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Naw he'll be too "wasted away in Velveetavile, lookin' for his large micro-wave pack." ;D
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Watch out for those pop top's slim. They're bigger in Velveetaville than in Margaritaville. ;D ;D
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OUCH!
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OUCH!
Look, litl rooster screamed in the color of VELVEETA. ;D ;D ;D
Trinity looks up and see's the fancy new bar/dining hall in town:
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Outside the Velveeta Room, there is a barker extolling the virtues of Velveeta over the Blue Box.
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Are those Jelly Beans around the word "VELVETTA" ??
Wonder what the combination of Jelly Beans and Velvetta tastes like........
Sod Buster heads home for a Artichoke Heart Pizza......
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Probably about as good as that pizza you're going to have. :P :P :P :P :P :D
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Kraft carves a statue of Slim out of Velveeta!
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Jelly Bellies will make runs of jelly beans in custom flavors if you buy enough, I think it's 100 pounds. We could chip in and get a run of Velveeta ones for Slim for Christmas. ;D
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Crates and crates of Velveeta are shipped in and extruded through a spinneret to make Slim's beard.
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Jelly Bellies will make runs of jelly beans in custom flavors if you buy enough, I think it's 100 pounds. We could chip in and get a run of Velveeta ones for Slim for Christmas. ;D
:P :P :P
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In preparation of Slim's homecoming, Trinity hoists the Thread's official flag from page one to the top of the pole.
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the band strikes up "Hail to the Cheese"
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Nibblin on cheese cake
Watchin the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp theyre beginnin to boil
Chorus:
Wastin away again in Velveetaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
But I know its Slim's fault
I dont know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
But its a real beauty
A mexican cutie
How it got here I havent a clue
Chorus:
Wastin away again in Velveeitaville
Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault
I blew out my computer and telephone
Stepped on a Large pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But theres Oleo in the blender
And soon it will render
That Cheesy concoction that helps me hang on
Wastin away again in Velveetaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
But I know its my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame
And I know its my own dang fault
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I think Slim is avoiding his newly revamped, CHEESY domain. :(
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Slim returns and promptly faints. :o
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Trinity waves the Velveetaville flag over Slim to give him some air flow.
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Slim returns and promptly faints. :o
He enjoyed it so much he fainted
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Irish props Slim up next to his statue and Trinity puts the Velveetaville flag in his hand.
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<Arthur's note: Just fer the record, the moderator DID NOT change the title of this thread. It must have been done by that crazy cosie. ::)>
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Are you trying to say it's not yer Fault?
Like enny of us would believe the cosie would do a thing like that
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Since I started the thread I have the power. ;D
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So the cheesy abomination will continue.
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Viva Velveeta! ;D
Velveetaville home of the Velveeta Racing team and the poo poo Orange colored stock car
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Delmonico yells out: "By the Power of Greyskull....!" and clashes the two sword halves together. ;D
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(http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images/heman_poster.jpg) ;D
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with the flash off the sword, all the velveteen nearby is turned into a yellow liquid goo and Trinity runs to get chips
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Trinity begins to drool profusely.
<<Slim, I was wondering if anyone was going to get that reference. ;D ;D>>
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Suddenly the ground shakes as an old friend shows up to the party. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/vellerfunk.jpg)
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Trinity begins to drool profusely.
<<Slim, I was wondering if anyone was going to get that reference. ;D ;D>>
<Arthur's note: Sadly, I used to watch it. :-[ ::) >
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Slim is wakened by the shaking ground. He lassos the huffalump and takes it fer a ride 'round the county to survey the damage.
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Slim finds velveteen swamps in all the low spots of the county, new forms of life are emerging :o
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Slim's horse rears and the heffalump runs when they see this!
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<Arthur's note: Sadly, I used to watch it. :-[ ::) >
<<Yeah, me too. I never had any of the toys, but I watched the show. I saw somewhere that a new live action movie is going to be made.>>
Slim's horse rears and the heffalump runs when they see this!
(http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9611.0;attach=12195;image)
Trinity sees the orange monster and shrieks in fear.
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The monster thinks it's funny and starts playing with Trinity like he's a sqeak toy!
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Trinity squeeks a lot, but more than air comes out and is sucked back in, makin' really weird noises, kind of like someone suckin' melted Velveeta in and out of a large straw. ::) :P
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Delmonico slips up to the edge of Velvetaville and unloads a pick-up load of Blue Bonnet margerine and drives away very fast. ;D
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Slim scoops up the margarine with the pay-loader and dumps it outta the county. >:(
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Careful, Slim. You might get ticketed for littering :o
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"Whatcha got 'gin' bluebonnets, Sleeeum?"
(http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/wildseed/39/39.5.jpeg)
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/images/robert_duvall/robert_duvall_150.jpg)
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"I gots nothin' agin bluebonnets. I don't like margarine." >:(
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Me neither................... :P
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A big sign goes up right on the border of Silver Creek Slim County.
COMING SOON ON THIS SITE MARGARINE MANOR
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Not too much later, samples begin to show up all over town.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/margarine.jpg)
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' there goes the neighborhood now.........'fore ya know they'll be a yellow flashing light at the intersection
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soon after the flashing light appears, wrecks start happening, seems someone dropped a sample on the road, making it slicker than an ice skating rink :o
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To all those present, I am remembering those that change the name of my county. >:( ;)
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It's your town, you should put up more of a fuss at the council meetings. ;D ;D
After the Wreck of the Old 97 (That was when the 97 classic car caravan driving to the fairgrounds slipped on the margarine and piled up in the intersection), the town sheriff has a flashing yellow light installed. Due to the urgency of the issue, he puts a Velveeta box over a LED light until a proper signal light can be made.
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Really easy to slip into town now...
:D
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Suddenly music begins to come from hidden speakers,
"Slip sliding away, slip sliding away, you know the nearer your destination the more your slip sliding away!"
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When the song ends, a smallish guy steps out from behind the brush and starts walking away, mumbling something about quitting the his partner and going to Africa.