https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
I didn't quite know where to post this, but thought, as it was related to food-induced broadening of the person, that it must belong here.
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.
Quote from: Capt Quirk on January 25, 2020, 02:02:58 PM
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm definitely in that descriptor group. If ah keep own like ah'm doin'...she'll boot me right out the door...& ah don't look good naked anymore. Oh sure, the ol' sundial still points to high noon...but who the heck cares??? :o ::) :-X
ummm "anymore"?
I don't even anymore ..anymore
good thing I don't drink beer ...might not even be here....anymore !
I'm old and fat and busted up, and my wife still likes me. Can't decide if that is just lucky or I've been blessed by the good Lord.
Dave
Hmm, I guess there is some truth to that.
Some one at my gym just called me old fat pink dude.
I do outlift him though ;D
Pretty sure I'll outshoot him as well if need be :)
-Bulldog
Used to know an old man who had a PHD in theology, he always said if you don't believe God has a sense of humor stand naked in front of a full length mirror. ;D
HI Del
That and look at a Giraffe and an Platypus.
Later
And dozens of others.
I'm going to hell but I can't resist posting it. ;D
HAW! Copied that one Del! ;D
The onlyist thang I know is when you are naked you ain't got no clothes on but, when you are nekkid you got no clothes and you got somethin' serious on your mind! Hummmm.... smokey04
Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2020, 06:16:53 PM
I'm going to hell but I can't resist posting it. ;D
I'd like to know if that's real..... or staged. Lord, I do hope it's staged.
Fake gun! The ammo is H2O, and the propellant is 5.7 grains of hot air!