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Title: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 07, 2010, 06:49:39 PM
Had a disscussion here at work the other day, kinda funny cause all the ones who think they are brillant have been wrong, if you think you know, think again before you answer, things might not be as they seem.

How many acres are there in a section of land?
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Ozark Tracker on January 07, 2010, 07:01:00 PM
well I'll go ahead and say what everybody's thinking about    640 acres.   ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Short Knife Johnson on January 07, 2010, 07:19:51 PM
Are you also wanting the area that makes up the road allowance?

Around here originally, everything was surveyed without allowing room for roads.  It all had to be re-surveyed to allow 33 feet (2 rods) for municipal roads on 3 sides.  The grid system here run 2 miles North and South, then one mile East and West.  An acre is 16 1/2 feet on the half mile, so that would give an extra 6 acres or so right?  

646
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 07, 2010, 07:30:17 PM
well I'll go ahead and say what everybody's thinking about    640 acres.   ;D

Not always.  But there is 640 acres in a square mile. ;)
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 07, 2010, 07:32:10 PM
Are you also wanting the area that makes up the road allowance?

Around here originally, everything was surveyed without allowing room for roads.  It all had to be re-surveyed to allow 33 feel (2 rods) for municipal roads on 3 sides.  The grid system here run 2 miles North and South, then one mile East and West.  An acre is 16 1/2 feet on the half mile, so that would give an extra 6 acres or so right?  

646


Interesting, but once again you folks up north do things different.  Around here the center of the road if there is one is the section line.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on January 07, 2010, 08:55:39 PM
A section of land is supposed to have 640 acres. It all depends on how worn the chain links were when they surveyed it.

Slim
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Short Knife Johnson on January 07, 2010, 09:17:54 PM
Interesting, but once again you folks up north do things different.  Around here the center of the road if there is one is the section line.
Yeah, you're not kidding.  Ummm, OK.  Now we dig into the "trick answer bag."

-You don't bury survivors... nope, not it.

-A man walks on all fours in the morning of life, on two legs at noon, and uses a cane in the evening of his life.  Not quite.  That's Egpytian mythology.

-My name is Nobody!  Oh wait, that's Homer's Odyessy.

-Fourty Two!.

-Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!!  Getting closer.

-I would have a dead neighbour and all six apples.  Oh it's on the tip of my tongue.

-You have many friends who eagerly hope for your success.  Left over fortune cookie... delicious.

That's it, I give up!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: litl rooster on January 07, 2010, 11:35:03 PM
well I'll go ahead and say what everybody's thinking about    640 acres.   ;D


I was always under the impression,  640 acre= a square mile or one section. 160 acre equalled a quarter section what the Homesteaders act deeded


but I'd been wrong before
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 08, 2010, 10:54:50 AM
It seems farther out there when you're on a tractor.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: J.D. Yellowhammer on January 08, 2010, 12:36:06 PM
I know the answer to this, but I'd be cheatin' to say....
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 08, 2010, 01:36:28 PM
I know the answer to this, but I'd be cheatin' to say....

Slim is close.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: J.D. Yellowhammer on January 08, 2010, 01:59:23 PM
Slim is close.

Close but no Cee-Gar!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Sir Charles deMouton-Black on January 08, 2010, 06:42:10 PM
I looked at several sites, and they all say 640 acres in a square mile.  Your question was how many acres in a SECTION OF LAND.  Nominally a section IS equivalent to a square mile in area, regardless of shape.

I believe that the law would give priority to the actual surveyed section, so the answer would depend on calculating the area of the section AS SURVEYED.

Having worked briefly in a land titles office, I've seen air photos of some really weird sections!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 08, 2010, 06:46:16 PM
I looked at several sites, and they all say 640 acres in a square mile.  Your question was how many acres in a SECTION OF LAND.  Nominally a section IS equivalent to a square mile in area, regardless of shape.

I believe that the law would give priority to the actual surveyed section, so the answer would depend on calculating the area of the section AS SURVEYED.

Having worked briefly in a land titles office, I've seen air photos of some really weird sections!

Bingo, The Wiki is pretty much on this time:

In U.S. land surveying under the Public Land Survey System (PLSS), a section is an area nominally one square mile, containing 640 acres (2.6 kmĀ²), with 36 sections making up one survey township on a rectangular grid. Due to such things as survey errors, poor instrumentation, difficult terrain, and sloppy work by surveyors it is common for actual sections to differ from the PLSS ideal one square mile. The distortions and errors were, by design, distributed to the northern and western edges of each township. As a result the sections in these areas diverge the most from the ideal shape and size. In addition there was a need to regularly adjust the entire township grid to account for distortions caused by the curvature of the Earth and the convergence of meridians toward the poles. In places where the grid was corrected, or where two grids based on different principal meridians came together, section shapes are often highly warped. Despite the survey errors and flaws, once the grid was established it remained in force mainly because historical boundaries hold legal precedent over new surveys evidence.

Some of them out in the Sandhills are pretty off.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 09, 2010, 01:22:08 PM
The big question is how many belly achers on a section of land.  As far as I can tell it's a pretty high number.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 09, 2010, 01:46:59 PM
The big question is how many belly achers on a section of land.  As far as I can tell it's a pretty high number.

Out south of town on the 5-20 acre horse yuppie plots there is a lot. ;)
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 09, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
Out south of town on the 5-20 acre horse yuppie plots there is a lot. ;)

Good thing they are doing the census this year.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 01:06:43 PM
OK, another one, some of us old pharts get it right away, ain't hard, just think before you answer:


How many beans are there in a jar?
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
Del, Does the OWS have any of those  B Western shirts like you're wearing in the avatar? You've always been a "snappy" dresser!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 10, 2010, 01:30:40 PM
OK, another one, some of us old pharts get it right away, ain't hard, just think before you answer:


How many beans are there in a jar?

All of them.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 01:32:51 PM
Del, Does the OWS have any of those  B Western shirts like you're wearing in the avatar? You've always been a "snappy" dresser!

A few, 3-4 but they are all 2X and they are a hair small for me.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 01:33:50 PM
All of them.

Now you are not taking this serious enough, the answer is a definate number. ;)
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 01:35:57 PM
Eating, Is about the only thing that Leo takes seriously.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 01:37:37 PM
Eating, Is about the only thing that Leo takes seriously.

I'm surprised you don't know the answer Tex, you should if you think real hard. ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Forty Rod on January 10, 2010, 02:01:22 PM
OK, another one, some of us old pharts get it right away, ain't hard, just think before you answer:


How many beans are there in a jar?

NONE...after Trinity leaves.  He may even take the jar and the pot the beans were cooked in.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 10, 2010, 02:10:45 PM
Good un forty.   ;D

Since Del said a definate number you is prolly right.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 02:47:30 PM
NONE...after Trinity leaves.  He may even take the jar and the pot the beans were cooked in.

Good un forty.   ;D

Since Del said a definate number you is prolly right.

Nope, can't believe know one knows this, 'sides if Trinty ate all them beans we would have problems with him, and I don't mean pharts. ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: litl rooster on January 10, 2010, 02:52:47 PM
1


since "all of them" is not going to be right and put this out of it's misery
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 02:56:08 PM
1


since "all of them" is not going to be right and put this out of it's misery

Still not right, I'm surprised at this group, thought I knew them better, geez, there are a 1000 beans in a jar, you know, beaners, white crosses, truckers friends or what ever you want to call them.  10 hundred lots in a jar. ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: litl rooster on January 10, 2010, 02:58:41 PM
so the number is larger than 1  :o ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 02:59:31 PM
so the number is larger than 1  :o ;D

If you only got one you got ripped off.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Forty Rod on January 10, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Nope, can't believe know one knows this, 'sides if Trinty ate all them beans we would have problems with him, and I don't mean pharts. ;D

Yeah, he'd prob'ly starve before we could get out of orbit and back on the ground.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 04:08:10 PM
Yeah, he'd prob'ly starve before we could get out of orbit and back on the ground.

Could tie a string on him and win a kite flyin' contest. ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 04:38:02 PM
That would be a sight to see.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 10, 2010, 04:39:42 PM
How long has it been Tex since someone mentioned a jar of speed.  BTW a friend used to get it from a famous guy who played for the big N. ;D
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
That stuff makes your teeth fall out!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 10, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
We have learned that Del knows alot about bennies.  I am proud to have had no idea what he was talkin about. 
Now if you had asked "how many suds in a half rack?" I coulda answered ya.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 11, 2010, 11:10:36 AM
Okay Leo, How suds are they? Inquiring minds wanna know!
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: J.D. Yellowhammer on January 11, 2010, 11:36:14 AM
Here I sit,
all alone with a broken heart.
Took three bennies,
and my semi truck won't start.

Okay, easier question: name the song and artist.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: shieldsmt on January 11, 2010, 11:37:32 AM
Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: J.D. Yellowhammer on January 11, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen

That was quick. Knew there were som'a ya'll folks hangin' around.  ;D  But what's the song name? (trick question)
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Leo Tanner on January 11, 2010, 01:23:25 PM
Semi Truck.

And Pop, a half rack is a 12 pack of beer.
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: J.D. Yellowhammer on January 11, 2010, 02:23:56 PM
Semi Truck.

I made the mistake of listenin' to it and now I can't get it outta my haid!  ::)

Well I hauled my rig,
outta San Jose,
Better be in Cincinatti Monday mornin'
fo' I draw my pay...

do do da da do do dooo....
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Delmonico on January 11, 2010, 04:56:15 PM
Driving down a trucking road
Carrying an overweight load
Eating them bennies
like they were M&M's
I knew I'd been sitting to much
Because my foot on the pedal
and my foot on the clutch

Had taken root and started growing stems
I turned on the radio
just outside of Idaho
It played the same song
Till I got to Tennesee.

Name that tune and the group, if ya can, you are as warped as I am. ::)
Title: Re: A trick question
Post by: Texas Lawdog on January 11, 2010, 08:07:51 PM
Leo, I thought you was talkin' about ribs! I was introduced to Commander Cody in about 1970 with their rendition of "Hotrod Lincoln".   I found ASAW about a year or so later. I still have an 8 track of their first album.