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Title: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on July 31, 2007, 07:45:09 PM: When I talked to him this afternoon he said they promised they would have him hooked up next Tuesday which could acually be Wednesday down under.

Countdown to litl roosters return. ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 31, 2007, 08:03:00 PM: This thread is unfair to Trinity, he can't count! >:(
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Sod Buster on July 31, 2007, 08:04:15 PM: Mebbe we can find Trinity a designated counter!
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on July 31, 2007, 08:05:17 PM: The only counter Trinity is interested in is a lunch counter! ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on July 31, 2007, 08:14:38 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 31, 2007, 08:05:17 PM
The only counter Trinity is interested in is a lunch counter! ;D
And a saloon counter.

Slim
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on July 31, 2007, 08:18:38 PM: Did somebody say Saloon? ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 31, 2007, 08:37:19 PM: Trinity starts trying to count on his fingers like miz Montana showed him.
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on July 31, 2007, 08:38:40 PM: "Lebenteen! Did Ah git it raht?"
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 31, 2007, 08:43:15 PM: 2 fingers get knotted together and Trinity has to use axle grease to get em loose
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Tensleep on July 31, 2007, 08:44:58 PM: He hasta git tha axle grease out of his skillet.
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on July 31, 2007, 09:17:21 PM: (insert political jab)

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?" ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Arcey on July 31, 2007, 09:39:39 PM: We puttin' bets on this?
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on July 31, 2007, 10:18:16 PM: I'm not, but it will give him something more to read when he gets back and he'll know he was missed. ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Tensleep on August 01, 2007, 03:11:24 AM: missed?

who missed?

how many?

5 seconds per miss.................
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 01, 2007, 05:17:42 AM: You should try 6.1268473582748 seconds per miss some time, it would be harder for the scorers, but would make things all hunky dory ands the world would bow at yer feet for the idea. ;D ;)
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 01, 2007, 06:18:31 AM: Quote from: Arcey on July 31, 2007, 09:39:39 PM
We puttin' bets on this?

I'll bet he comes online Tuesday at 2 pm ;D
Title: Re: 7 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 01, 2007, 06:31:06 AM: O.T., is that our time or DD's time! ;D
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 01, 2007, 08:15:40 AM: If that were Down Under time it would be Monday here, I doubt the saddle-lite folks even know that the time and day might be different Down Under.

6 more days til litl rooster. ;D
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 01, 2007, 08:22:38 AM: Where oh where has our lR gone ::) :o
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 01, 2007, 05:08:32 PM: Got a text message from him a bit ago, "I need to shoot'z somthing. Litl Rooster." :o
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 01, 2007, 05:18:34 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 01, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Got a text message from him a bit ago, "I need to shoot'z somthing. Litl Rooster." :o

yep that sounds like litl rooster ;D
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 01, 2007, 06:04:59 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 01, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Got a text message from him a bit ago, "I need to shoot'z somthing. Litl Rooster." :o

I got one too. ;D ;D I took a picture of your sheep and sent it to him. ;D
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 01, 2007, 08:37:07 PM: We could all send im a PM every day until he gets back. ;D

Miss you, wish you were here!
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 01, 2007, 09:11:00 PM: I got some summer squash he can shoot. ;D

Slim
Title: Re: 6 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 01, 2007, 10:12:13 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 01, 2007, 06:04:59 PM

I got one too. ;D ;D I took a picture of your sheep and sent it to him. ;D

I fear that I may have caused litl rooster to short his phone! :-[ :-[ He responded to the picture with "Spit spit spit spit spit spit" ;D
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 02, 2007, 12:07:25 AM: Tis after Midnight here, I changed the number again, I am prepared to go inta negative numbers if I have to. ;D
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 02, 2007, 12:25:33 AM: Kind a reminds me of anothe sit-u-ation I 'member hearin' 'bout almost 50 years ago.

Let me tell you the story
Of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket,
Kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA

Charlie handed in his dime
At the Kendall Square Station
And he changed for Jamaica Plain
When he got there the conductor told him,
"One more nickel."
Charlie could not get off that train.

Did he ever return,
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn'd
He may ride forever
neath the streets of Boston
He's the man who never returned.

Now all night long
Charlie rides through the station
Saying, "What will become of me?
Crying How can I afford to see
My sister in Chelsea
Or my cousin in Roxbury?"

Charlie's wife goes down
To the Scollay Square station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window
She hands Charlie a sandwich
As the train comes rumblin' through.

As his train rolled on
underneath Greater Boston
Charlie looked around and sighed:
"Well, I'm sore and disgusted
And I'm absolutely busted;
I guess this is my last long ride."

Now you citizens of Boston,
Don't you think it's a scandal
That the people have to pay and pay
Vote for George O'Brien
And fight the fare increase
Get poor Charlie off the MTA.

Or else he'll never return,
No he'll never return
And his fate will be unlearned
He may ride forever
'neath the streets of Boston
He's the man (Who's the man)
He's the man who never returned.
He's the man (Oh, the man)
He's the man who never returned.
He's the man who never returned
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Tensleep on August 02, 2007, 06:49:06 AM: I wonder if he's in withdrawal yet?
Yanno, got tha shakes an' trembles?
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 02, 2007, 08:44:29 AM: Despite his short apperance in the coffee thread on the library computor, that don't count and the countdown will continue till he has a full time connection at home, no matter how hight the numbers go into the negative. ;D
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 02, 2007, 09:35:35 AM: Yer right Del, lessen he figures a way to run a wire from tha library to wherever he's holed up!
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 02, 2007, 02:25:17 PM: A laptop with a wireless card? Maybe he can slide in on somebody's connection ::) ;D
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 02, 2007, 02:33:54 PM: Just talked to him, his power is out now also. ::)
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 02, 2007, 02:57:21 PM: Sounds kinda like a cornspiracy against tha can-dee-date!
Title: Re: 5 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 02, 2007, 03:32:26 PM: Yeah, they's tryin' to isolate him.......... 8) :o
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 03, 2007, 01:12:18 AM: We ain't gave up hope yet, 4 more days till litl rooster gets connected. ;D ;)
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 03, 2007, 09:30:59 AM: Then dem prez candy-dates better watch out.

Slim
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 03, 2007, 07:14:51 PM: Hil-ry probably heard about all the support he has on this board and is trying to muscle him out of the picture. They start out light at first... ;D
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 03, 2007, 07:35:23 PM: She's rumored to stop at nothing to get what she wants......... :o
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 03, 2007, 07:43:29 PM: She's no doubt responsible for all the sheep that seem to be crossing the fence lately into litl roosterville. ;D
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Sod Buster on August 03, 2007, 08:13:11 PM: I was hopin' to see LR this Sunday at one of the monthly shoots near Richmond but he called and said he has to attend a concert. I guess the candidate will be shaking hands & kissing babies (or is it kissing hands and shaking babies) ??
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 03, 2007, 08:17:52 PM: a concert, who's he a going ta see ???
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 03, 2007, 10:11:11 PM: Elmo and the Teletubbies in concert. ;D
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 04, 2007, 09:15:21 AM: Quote from: Trinity on August 03, 2007, 10:11:11 PM
Elmo and the Teletubbies in concert. ;D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Title: Re: 4 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: litl rooster on August 04, 2007, 09:17:37 AM: the workin' man ;D Merle

yep........3 more days by then I'll have bob wire strecthed the the house to make my own co neck sion
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 04, 2007, 09:26:11 AM: Forgot to change it till now, 3 days (we hope) till litl rooster gets back fer good. Ya at the lie-bury again?
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 04, 2007, 09:27:33 AM: What are you talkin' bout!?? Merle passed away years ago and left his daddy, Doc., behind. :(
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 04, 2007, 09:31:37 AM: I think he means the other Mrle, I heard he's out tourin' again.
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 04, 2007, 09:35:04 AM: litl rooster, glad ta see ya looking in, hope ya get connected Tues so ya can be on here by 2 pm, ;D

just hot and dry around here, grass is slowed down growing, guess ya'd think it was August in Arkansas ;D
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 04, 2007, 10:05:36 AM: What happens on Tuesday at 2 PM?

I think LR left the li-berry while still logged in. Now someone is going to hijack his account and make all sorts of crazy posts. Whoever it is, for litl rooster's sake, I hope it's not a sheep lover. :o :o ;D
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 04, 2007, 10:25:41 AM: Quote from: Trinity on August 04, 2007, 10:05:36 AM
What happens on Tuesday at 2 PM?

I think LR left the li-berry while still logged in. Now someone is going to hijack his account and make all sorts of crazy posts. Whoever it is, for litl rooster's sake, I hope it's not a sheep lover. :o :o ;D

well Tuesday at 2 is my guess when he gets back on, ya mean you ain't got yer guess in,

we'll have to watch he don't go making wild remarks. we'll know a terrorist may have assumed his identity :o :o
Title: Re: 3 more days till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 04, 2007, 10:41:14 AM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 04, 2007, 10:25:41 AM

well Tuesday at 2 is my guess when he gets back on, ya mean you ain't got yer guess in,

we'll have to watch he don't go making wild remarks. we'll know a terrorist may have assumed his identity :o :o

Oh, I forgot to get my guess in! Ok... Uh... I guess 2:01. ;D
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 06, 2007, 09:13:03 PM: Is it reaaaally one more day?
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 06, 2007, 09:15:34 PM: he's probably home right now, got him some of that horse linament rubbing it in his hands so he'll be able to type again. ;D
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 06, 2007, 09:18:14 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 06, 2007, 09:15:34 PM
he's probably home right now, got him some of that horse linament rubbing it in his hands so he'll be able to type again. ;D

More likely rooster linament. ;D
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 06, 2007, 09:36:47 PM: ;D

He'd better be back on tomorrow!
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 06, 2007, 10:00:03 PM: If he's not, oh well, we'll take this post inta neagative numbers till he does. ;D
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 07, 2007, 04:45:26 AM: Taday iz here an no sign O tha rooster man!

THa lieberry aint gonna let im in much longer, eventually they gonna require proof he kin read! :o
Title: Re: 1 more day till litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 07, 2007, 08:11:19 AM: Keep yer toes crossed, he said when they get the saddle-lite dish up he will most likely have to wait for Montana to get home and get him on line anyway. ;)
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 07, 2007, 10:19:45 AM: Just got a call from litl rooster, been there and gone, didn't have what they needed to set him up, maybe Friday. ::)
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 07, 2007, 11:45:18 AM: Did they come on a bicycle so they couldn't haul everything that was needed? ::)

Slim
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 07, 2007, 12:47:58 PM: Oh fer cryin' out loud! ::) Seems like they need to do some improvements on customer service there in Virginny....................Buck 8) ::) :-\
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Arcey on August 07, 2007, 01:09:13 PM: He’s up in the socialist part of the commonwealth, Buck. Folks up there like ta tax us down here ta pay for the problems they created fer themselves. Suppose it filters down ta private business.

When I went from dial-up to DSL the deal was set up on line. They tested the line the next day ‘n sent the router ‘n stuff in the mail as soon as they saw the line passed. Never missed a beat.
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Tensleep on August 07, 2007, 01:33:23 PM: Quote from: Arcey on August 07, 2007, 01:09:13 PM
Hes up in the socialist part of the commonwealth, Buck. Folks up there like ta tax us down here ta pay for the problems they created fer themselves. Suppose it filters down ta private business.

Amen, we see it all the time.

Brings me to my soapbox.....

The "traffic choke" up in Liberal NoVA is created by an antiquated DC/MD highway system, but.....
the Virginia lawmakers from that area have "a plan" to fix it, they just need money ::)

They proposed that the money be raised by putting a $5 "toll" on every car entering or leaving Virginia on Interstate 85 & 95 ONLY ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE STATE!
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Arcey on August 07, 2007, 02:46:38 PM: Gonna lay it on at least one ‘conservative’, Bro. Frank Wagner. From here.

Hid out with him when he was out shakin’ hands it Waterside ‘n burnt a couple. Didn’t want nobody ta see ‘im smokin’. Come thru the neighborhood with his son election ‘fore last. Sat in lawn chairs in the drive ‘n talked things o’er. Limited government type. Nice guy. Claimed to remember me from Waterside, although I had hair down to my shoulders. Let ‘em put a yard sign out front.

He wants a toll on every major water crossin’. All the tunnels as well as the high-level on 64 in Chesapeake AND the 85 ‘n 95 borders you mentioned. ‘Nother werds, it’ll cost me ten bucks in tolls anytime I wanna go shootin’ if he gets his way 'n kin ya imagine what that'd do to the traffic flow?

I hope someday he comes back by wantin’ ta put ‘nother yard sign on my lawn.

Rant ‘n thread hi-jack over……………………..
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 07, 2007, 06:20:45 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 07, 2007, 10:19:45 AM
Just got a call from litl rooster, been there and gone, didn't have what they needed to set him up, maybe Friday. ::)

Grrrrrrr! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I'm going to go down to the time warner depot tonight and take a few spools of cable. I'll run a splitter off of mine and take the other end to litl rooster myself. How much signal degradation do you suppose there will be? ;D
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Delmonico on August 07, 2007, 06:28:35 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 07, 2007, 06:20:45 PM
Grrrrrrr! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I'm going to go down to the time warner depot tonight and take a few spools of cable. I'll run a splitter off of mine and take the other end to litl rooster myself. How much signal degradation do you suppose there will be? ;D

Less than he has right now. ;D
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Sod Buster on August 07, 2007, 06:50:58 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 07, 2007, 06:20:45 PM
Grrrrrrr! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( I'm going to go down to the time warner depot tonight and take a few spools of cable. I'll run a splitter off of mine and take the other end to litl rooster myself. How much signal degradation do you suppose there will be? ;D

I can install a couple of line amps for ya. That should help.
Just go to http://www.blondertongue.com/Distribution and pick some out.
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Trinity on August 07, 2007, 07:12:28 PM: Lemmee have one of them BODA thangs since Ah'll be be runnin' tha wahr outta doors.
Title: Re: Today should be the day litl rooster returns
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 08, 2007, 05:03:28 AM: Quote from: Arcey on August 07, 2007, 02:46:38 PM
Gonna lay it on at least one ‘conservative’, Bro. Frank Wagner. From here.

He wants a toll on every major water crossin’. All the tunnels as well as the high-level on 64 in Chesapeake AND the 85 ‘n 95 borders you mentioned. ‘Nother werds, it’ll cost me ten bucks in tolls anytime I wanna go shootin’ if he gets his way 'n kin ya imagine what that'd do to the traffic flow?

I hope someday he comes back by wantin’ ta put ‘nother yard sign on my lawn.

Hey Cuzzin, we could offer to put up some of hiz signs at tha range n write a stage around it! Make em bonus targets close in, an give an extree bonus if a Holy Black shooter sets on afire! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +1)
Post by: Trinity on August 08, 2007, 05:46:49 AM: Ah thought we was goin' inta tha negatives.?.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +1)
Post by: Delmonico on August 08, 2007, 09:24:01 AM: Decided we wanted to be possy-tive in this time of crisis, being negative won't help litl rooster one bit. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +1)
Post by: Trinity on August 08, 2007, 06:48:10 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +2)
Post by: Delmonico on August 09, 2007, 01:45:46 AM: Anyone want to bet on if he's back (at home not the library) tommorow and what time? ::)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +2)
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 09, 2007, 04:02:26 AM: I'm positive that litl rooster will have his back up about the time tomorrow that them so called tecnicians are supposed ta put in hiz connection! ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +2)
Post by: Trinity on August 09, 2007, 09:21:32 PM: litl rooster sent me a text message last night... LATE last night! Said he had CPR classes... until 12:25 AM? Were you getting extra credit from Resuscitation Annie? The dang phone beeped at me all night long. It wasn't until about three that it finally woke me up, but I thought it was the dying battery warning. I was too tired to get up. Every time it would beep after that I proclaimed "Next beep and I'll go turn it off."

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +2)
Post by: Delmonico on August 09, 2007, 09:36:15 PM: (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/sputnik.jpg)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEp BEEP BEEP BEEP
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +2)
Post by: Delmonico on August 09, 2007, 11:58:20 PM: Well we will see what happens this fine day coming up.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +3)
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 10, 2007, 01:05:24 AM: Ya mean this day?

Slim
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +3)
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 10, 2007, 05:10:10 AM: O where, O where has litl rooster gone?
O where, O where can he be?

Del begins to send the outriders in search of litl rooster.

Will litl rooster get online today? Will he remember his login? Will he remember the way to Tall Tales? For the answers to these and other exciting questions, Stay Tuned!
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +3)
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 10, 2007, 08:00:28 AM: Is this where the toothpaste ad comes in? And the story continues..............Buck 8) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +3)
Post by: Delmonico on August 10, 2007, 08:05:08 AM: Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on August 10, 2007, 08:00:28 AM
Is this where the toothpaste ad comes in? And the story continues..............Buck 8) ::) ;D

You'll wonder where yer friends all went
When you brush yer teeth with Poopsadent. ::) :P
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +3)
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 10, 2007, 11:41:14 AM: As we return to our story, none of the riders have returned with news of litl rooster. Del begins to send out smoke signals to see if litl rooster will respond.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2007, 09:04:59 AM: Flash, news update from Newbrassky, the problem has spread beyond northern Virginny, co-worker who recently moved has been waitin' 3 weeks with 3 missed appointments for his saddle-lite dish. Calls to the regional office has produced a promise of the regional manager showin' up between 8:00 and 8:30 am tommorow to hook it up his ownself. No bets are bein' taken on this. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 11, 2007, 09:20:45 AM: When the regional manager gets up on the roof your ~~friend~~ co-worker should take the ladder away and tell him he'll be back somtime between 9:30 AM and 5:00 PM! ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2007, 09:25:40 AM: I said co-worker I did not say friend. OK he's ok and not in this first dummy shipment, but I do choose my friends a little better. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 11, 2007, 11:22:37 AM: I fixed it Del! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 11, 2007, 11:32:50 AM: well if he gets him trapped up on the roof, don't waste it, hog tie him and put him on the bus to litl rooster and make him hook his up too. he may beat the one litl roosters waiting on. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Delmonico on August 11, 2007, 11:44:12 AM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 11, 2007, 11:22:37 AM
I fixed it Del! ;D ;D

That's better, Tyce is OK, but he's kinda a Yuppie, got a degree in livestock and horses from some collage in Iller-noise, but what gets me is he talks about when he did an Intership on a ranch in Texas, didn't know cowboys did internships, always thought they started out as greenhorns, but he runs the tack dept and 80% of the customers are horse yuppies he fits in ok.

His wife is some PHD at the Looneyversity, got hired on for last year and Tyce followed along. ;D Nice fella but his wife keeps his gonads in her purse. ::)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Delmonico on August 12, 2007, 10:57:44 AM: Talked to lit rooster a bit ago, the cable guy is there at this moment hookin' him up. No meantion if the guy's name is Larry. ::)

Says he will be on later, we'll see if he shows up or I have to change the number later. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: litl rooster on August 12, 2007, 01:32:56 PM: Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaw

today's date must be Feb 31st
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Sod Buster on August 12, 2007, 01:35:37 PM: It's about time.
We were beginning to think you might forget about us. :)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 12, 2007, 01:43:36 PM: we might ought ta ask for ID make sure it's him :o
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: litl rooster on August 12, 2007, 01:50:49 PM: I needz to shoot something

Spit

HOOTER'S
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 12, 2007, 01:53:06 PM: why that must be him ;D

speaking of Hooters, we saw a new one up to Ft. Smith when we were up there Friday, ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 12, 2007, 04:40:57 PM: He's baaaaack! ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Trinity on August 12, 2007, 04:58:36 PM: Quote from: Delmonico on August 11, 2007, 11:44:12 AM
... Nice fella but his wife keeps his gonads in her purse. ::)

Wouldn't that apply to us all, married or not? ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +5)
Post by: Trinity on August 12, 2007, 05:00:57 PM: Quote from: Sod Buster on August 12, 2007, 01:35:37 PM
It's about time.
We were beginning to think you might forget about us. :)

Maybe he was wishing to do that! ;D

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 12, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
why that must be him ;D

speaking of Hooters, we saw a new one up to Ft. Smith when we were up there Friday, ;D

"We"? You and a friend, right? Or did you wait for Jackie to go to the restroom before calling the girl over to pick things up off of the floor?
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? (Back On-Line Day +4)
Post by: Delmonico on August 12, 2007, 06:47:49 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 12, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
Wouldn't that apply to us all, married or not? ;D

Nope, not here, my ex wanted to keep them there but wouldn't let her. Rita never has wanted to put them there, beside that of late they might go the way of her credit cards that she kept in her purse. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Trinity on August 12, 2007, 07:21:08 PM: You let her keep the credit cards? Oh boy... ::) ;D ;D
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Post by: Delmonico on August 12, 2007, 08:02:59 PM: It's ok, Rowdy opened her purse, got them and hid them till he was out of rawhide bones and then when I was going to go to the sotore for them he went in the closet and got them out of the corner by the vinyl LP's and behind my frock coat. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 12, 2007, 08:33:09 PM: I bet Roo iz back cuz tha Iowa straw poll is over! Bet he's been up there campaigning
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: litl rooster on August 12, 2007, 08:34:40 PM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 12, 2007, 08:33:09 PM
I bet Roo iz back cuz tha Iowa straw poll is over! Bet he's been up there campaigning

just mucking the straw up
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 13, 2007, 01:52:52 AM: Welcome back, Prez Rooster. ;D

Slim
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Post by: Pony Racer on August 13, 2007, 04:29:06 AM: Glad to see you back partner!!

I have been off too - Mom and son to be spent a few tense days in hospital with high bp - but things have settled down now.

Hope to see you sunday am pard!!

PR
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 04:34:18 AM: Quote from: Pony Racer on August 13, 2007, 04:29:06 AM
Glad to see you back partner!!

I have been off too - Mom and son to be spent a few tense days in hospital with high bp - but things have settled down now.

Hope to see you sunday am pard!!

PR

PR glad to hear things is OK keep us informed and if you need something call.

I am tired from all the reading now............
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 13, 2007, 05:20:12 AM: Quote from: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 04:34:18 AM
I am tired from all the reading now............

That means you read one post! ;D

It'll take you months ta catch up with all the stuff that done been writ about ya Roo!
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2007, 06:34:33 AM: ya mean he's gonna be reading all that stuff, uh, somebody did delete that one page about a week ago didn't they :o :o ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 01:01:43 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2007, 06:34:33 AM
ya mean he's gonna be reading all that stuff, uh, somebody did delete that one page about a week ago didn't they :o :o ;D

I found it. :o

This high speed connection is Sweeeeeeeet I use to be able to drink a cup of coffee between pages
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 13, 2007, 02:23:36 PM: Now you gotta drink faster, lR.............Buck 8) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2007, 03:41:34 PM: ;D ;D if he drinks any faster, he's gonna havta add water to his cup, them Bunn makers are super hot. :o
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Tensleep on August 13, 2007, 03:53:00 PM: Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2007, 03:41:34 PM
;D ;D if he drinks any faster, he's gonna havta add water to his cup, them Bunn makers are super hot. :o

Ain't that tha truth :o

I bet it got hooked up faster than tha cable...... ::)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 13, 2007, 05:33:12 PM: Forgot about that ,OT. The holding tank is about 200 degrees.............Buck 8) ;)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 06:29:34 PM: Quote from: Tensleep on August 13, 2007, 03:53:00 PM
Ain't that tha truth :o

I bet it got hooked up faster than tha cable...... ::)

that's a fact...... I could only cold turkey the pewter ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 13, 2007, 06:40:14 PM: I get up go outside and think, dang it's hot, maybe I won't have any coffee this morning, come back inside and make coffee as fast as I can. ;D think to myself, man that's good stuff.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Trinity on August 13, 2007, 07:02:11 PM: Quote from: Pony Racer on August 13, 2007, 04:29:06 AM
Glad to see you back partner!!

I have been off too - Mom and son to be spent a few tense days in hospital with high bp - but things have settled down now.

Hope to see you sunday am pard!!

PR

PR, best wishes to your family!

Quote from: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 04:34:18 AM
...

I am tired from all the reading now............

What did I tell you? Did you find all your sheep? ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? {Back at Last]
Post by: Delmonico on August 13, 2007, 07:08:30 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2007, 07:02:11 PM

What did I tell you? Did you find all your sheep? ;D

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Sheep.jpg)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on August 13, 2007, 07:14:40 PM: ;D
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Post by: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 07:45:17 PM: Spit :o
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 13, 2007, 08:04:24 PM: Oh, I forgot to mention. You shorted my cell phone when you text messaged all that spit the other night. >:( ;D ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: litl rooster on August 13, 2007, 08:38:12 PM: ooooops
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Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 13, 2007, 08:40:17 PM: Hey lr now you have another problem, with broadband you get posts faster than yo can read them. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 13, 2007, 10:16:41 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2007, 08:04:24 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention. You shorted my cell phone when you text messaged all that spit the other night. >:( ;D ;D

I got a log chain and a hitch on the truck, we could tie yer phone down and stretch it so it ain't short.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: litl rooster on August 14, 2007, 04:23:51 AM: Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 13, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
Hey lr now you have another problem, with broadband you get posts faster than yo can read them. ;D

Not if ya'll would type slower....then I could keep up ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
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Post by: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 05:56:31 PM: ;D
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Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2007, 06:04:02 PM: Maybe the bears should have ate you. ::)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
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Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Tensleep on August 14, 2007, 06:21:44 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 06:06:46 PM
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Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Pony Racer on August 14, 2007, 06:28:02 PM: c'est vrie!

PR
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 06:30:34 PM: Fine! Be that way!!! >:(

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2007, 06:35:35 PM: As Trinity stomps off, Delmonico hangs a honey covered pork rind on his back. ;D
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Post by: Sod Buster on August 14, 2007, 07:02:55 PM: Which attracts some wasps.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2007, 07:25:03 PM: Slim grabs the "Mighty Ten" ta fend 'em off. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 07:40:52 PM: :o

Whah you pointin' that thang at me?!??
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2007, 07:50:24 PM: "I'z gonna shoot the bees that are around ya." ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 14, 2007, 08:28:17 PM: hope Trinity don't bob when he should'a weaved :o
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 08:40:28 PM: Visions of the melting texas star appear inside Trinity's head as his skin turns ashen white.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 14, 2007, 08:44:03 PM: He frantically tries to weave a plug for each barrel of the Mighty Ten.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 14, 2007, 08:44:48 PM: ...out of his nose hair.
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Post by: Silver Creek Slim on August 14, 2007, 08:46:41 PM: Slim takes a bead on the bees 'round Trinity's head.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 14, 2007, 08:48:22 PM: Slim sees what Trinity is doing and gets sick. Trinity uses the opportunity to get out of Slim and The Mighty Ten's sight!
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2007, 09:22:13 PM: as he runs over the hill, Trinity runs inta a bear.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Ozark Tracker on August 14, 2007, 09:40:54 PM: High upon a mountain, tell me, what do you see?

Bear tracks, bear tracks looking back at me.

Better get your rifle boys, before it's too late

The bear's got a little pig and he's heading for the gate

Chorus: He's big around the middle, and he's broad across the rump

Running ninety miles an hour, taking thirty feet a jump

He ain't never been caught, he ain't never been treed

Some folks say he looks a lot like me.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 14, 2007, 09:59:41 PM: Suddenly Trinity is face to face with the bear. ;D

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Yogi.jpg)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 15, 2007, 04:54:44 AM: The bear grabs Trinity's pic-a-nic basket and jug of recipe and takes off!
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Post by: litl rooster on August 15, 2007, 06:35:06 AM: Mr Ranger is not going to like this Yogi.............
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 15, 2007, 08:11:15 AM: Quote from: litl rooster on August 15, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
Mr Ranger is not going to like this Yogi.............

No he is not, Hanna Barbara managed for years to cover up the fact that Yogi is a mean drunk. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 15, 2007, 07:32:40 PM: "Wha in tarnation did that thar ber cawl me boo boo?" :o ???
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 15, 2007, 07:41:13 PM: Cause thats what he heard yer moth.......................

Never mind, even I ain't that mean. ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 15, 2007, 08:02:58 PM: ;D
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Post by: Delmonico on August 15, 2007, 09:39:53 PM: Quote from: Trinity on August 15, 2007, 08:02:58 PM
;D

Woops? ;)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 15, 2007, 10:15:07 PM: Rough night in the salt mine, Del? ::) :o 8)
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Post by: Delmonico on August 15, 2007, 10:26:11 PM: Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on August 15, 2007, 10:15:07 PM
Rough night in the salt mine, Del? ::) :o 8)

Naw, any night you can abuse a dumb youngster and get away with it is a good night. ;D If they complain they just get told to "Cowboy Up." ;D There are advantages to where I work, cowboys don't whine do they and these kids think they are. ;D
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Post by: Four-Eyed Buck on August 15, 2007, 11:15:29 PM: ;D 8)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Delmonico on August 15, 2007, 11:59:29 PM: Trinity keeps runnin' till he finds another bear, a very upset bear who claims folks have been mis-quotin' him for years. ;D

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/misc/SB.jpg)
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Marshal harpoluke on August 16, 2007, 04:00:03 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 16, 2007, 06:14:57 PM: Smokey takes his shovel and wallops Delmonico on the head for vandalizing his sign. He then pats Trinity on his head and warns him that Still site number eight is running a little hot.
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Lucky Irish Tom on August 16, 2007, 07:22:15 PM: Then Smokey tells Trinity there's no need to hurry away because he asked a man of the cloth to cool down Still # 8.

Smokey sez, I think his name was Rev. E. Newer
Title: Re: Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}
Post by: Trinity on August 16, 2007, 07:38:21 PM: "Who's tha rev'run' Newer? Ah only know one man of tha cloth, an' that's Amos Moses." ;D