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Title: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Piedra Kidd on September 15, 2006, 10:25:43 PM


Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 16, 2006, 01:00:40 AM


You wouldn't be anything else  ;D  ;D

Dakota
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Frenchie on September 16, 2006, 05:31:20 PM
You couldn't care less when no one notices you just had your hair cut.

Adjusting your underwear doesn't require leaving the room.

You can check the fluids in your car and change them too. Ditto for brake pads, clutches and wiper blades.

One washcloth. You have no idea what to do with a loofah.

"All temperature, all fabric" detergent means exactly that.
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Scarlet Angel on September 16, 2006, 10:56:19 PM
So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules  ???
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Texas Tall on September 17, 2006, 03:03:41 AM
Nice one Scarlet...Nice one, ......LOL ::) ::)

See Ya ............................TT. ;) ;)

ps........We'd be lost without you ladies. :-*
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 17, 2006, 04:01:39 AM
Quote from: Scarlet Angel on September 16, 2006, 10:56:19 PM
So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules  ???

I don't know  ??? I would have to think about it.  :)

Dakota

Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Piedra Kidd on September 17, 2006, 06:23:23 PM
What Dakota Dan said.
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 18, 2006, 04:44:42 AM
Quote from: Scarlet Angel on September 16, 2006, 10:56:19 PM
So how many of you would date a woman who lived by the same rules  ???

She'd be OK to spend a couple of months in the bush huntin with  ;D

Dakota
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Stump Water on September 20, 2006, 09:30:11 AM
The following from the Kidd's original list have been voided since starting CAS:

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

Three pairs of shoes boots are more than enough.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You almost never have strap suspender problems in public.

One wallet brass bag and one pair of shoes boots, one color, all seasons.


-- Stump (has always been able to see wrinkles and made the hotel room bed) Water

Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Camille Eonich on September 20, 2006, 09:54:29 AM
Quote from: Stump Water on September 20, 2006, 09:30:11 AM
The following from the Kid's original list have been voided since starting CAS:

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

Three pairs of shoes boots are more than enough.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You almost never have strap suspender problems in public.

One wallet brass bag and one pair of shoes boots, one color, all seasons.


-- Stump (has always been able to see wrinkles and made the hotel room bed) Water




:D
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Scarlet Angel on September 20, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
I kin tell, unlike Dakota, Stump prefers not to spend a couple of months in the bush with a woman who has not shaved below her neck....so Dakota ya datin' the bearded lady?? There's no mention of if she has to shave above the neck.  ;)
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 20, 2006, 10:35:46 PM
Quote from: Scarlet Angel on September 20, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
I kin tell, unlike Dakota, Stump prefers not to spend a couple of months in the bush with a woman who has not shaved below her neck....so Dakota ya datin' the bearded lady?? There's no mention of if she has to shave above the neck.  ;)

Well I don't shave ;D so it wouldn't worry me.Long as she could keep up with me, and share carrin  the gear and doin the chores.We need em to be though downunder 8) 8)

Dakota   
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Scarlet Angel on September 20, 2006, 10:58:11 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 21, 2006, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Dakota Dan from OZ on September 20, 2006, 10:35:46 PM
Well I don't shave ;D so it wouldn't worry me.Long as she could keep up with me, and share carrin  the gear and doin the chores.We need em to be though downunder 8) 8)

Dakota   


And she's good lookin.  ;D and i'm easy to get on with   8)

Dakota
Title: Re: Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Post by: Judge Lead on September 22, 2006, 03:45:38 AM
Just ask Mrs Dakota how easy he is to get along with  :D.

I can bet there are times the response would burst an ear drum  :D :D :D or you would have to make sure you could run fast enough. Flying fry pans can move quick. ::) :o ;D

Kindest regards