You work at that store? I'm in and out of there a couple times a week. Heard about the accident the next day at work and had a near-terminal case of the giggles that frightened my co-workers!
I'm the old guy with the pony tail and suspenders that works second shift.
Old Guy ....Pony Tail ....Suspenders...Night Time....yup, definitely scary.yhsprof mumbles
If he walked around on his knees and dyed all that hair red . . .