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Offline DeaconKC

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #460 on: December 24, 2013, 02:59:55 PM »
In keepin' with the spirit of poetry:

What I want's
a girl so big and fat,
that when ya go to hug her,
you don't know where you're at!

So you take a piece of chalk
in your hand, and make a mark
where you began.

One day, I was huggin'
and a chalkin',
and beggin; her to be my bride....

I met a feller with a piece of chalk
in his hand,
oh no, he was comin' round the other side!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #461 on: January 20, 2014, 02:01:00 PM »
Happy New Year! New pot, ante up boys. I toss in a bunch of empty .45 Colt brass.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #462 on: January 23, 2014, 07:03:43 AM »
I started to say I'd throw in an armload of firewood, . . . case anybody was cold, . . . but have to renigg on that, . . . it's below zero here again.

Just soon as I get the stove cleaned out, . . . I'll put in a bucket of ashes, . . . y'all can keep the bucket too.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #463 on: January 25, 2014, 02:54:15 PM »
Slim throws in a bucket of creosote from the stovepipe.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #464 on: February 08, 2014, 07:36:56 PM »
Pokes the creosote with a worn to the nub #2 pencil with no eraser.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #465 on: March 28, 2014, 07:57:21 PM »
New pot Boys! I'm tossin' an old Smith and Wesson cleaning rod in!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #466 on: March 29, 2014, 05:28:59 PM »
I'll toss in an uncomfortable bus chair.  Like new, only been sat in for 10 hours!

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #467 on: April 17, 2015, 02:15:42 AM »
Trinity,

I'll see your bus chair and toss in a pair of crutches.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #468 on: April 17, 2015, 04:03:58 PM »
FOLD I don't want any crutches
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #469 on: April 17, 2015, 05:12:58 PM »
Neither do I ;D

But it beats a walker (not a pistol)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #470 on: April 17, 2015, 07:02:50 PM »
I'll toss in an old cap gun!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #471 on: April 19, 2015, 11:59:53 PM »
And a roll of used caps ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #472 on: April 20, 2015, 08:22:58 PM »
Dan Gerous throws in a pair of imaginary antlers from the buck that got away. Trust me, they were HUGE!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #473 on: November 01, 2015, 10:06:24 PM »
Time for a new deal,everyone ante up...(Majer throws in a bushel of oak leaves)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #474 on: November 02, 2015, 06:41:33 AM »
I'll match that with a couple garbage bags of pine needles!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #475 on: November 02, 2015, 08:29:06 AM »
I'll throw in a couple of cups of stale coffee.   :-X
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #476 on: November 02, 2015, 02:26:43 PM »
Good Troy puts in a sack full of bite-sized skiddles,  and a dozen spent 45-70 cartridges with split case mouths.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #477 on: November 02, 2015, 05:49:02 PM »
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #478 on: November 02, 2015, 06:48:26 PM »
You got that right! Okay, i will put on a fresh pot of GOOD coffee!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #479 on: November 02, 2015, 07:37:02 PM »
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.

Delmonico wanders in, sees the above post, laughs and decides to come back later.    ::)
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