The numbers on the pumps are there for a reason and please bring your money/card in with you before I ring your shit up.
And it ain't Morse code, they are king size and 100 mm not longs and shorts.
And don't mumble in text speak.
And turn your music down, it's too loud and sounds like the hostiles are screwing up their courage.
Damned millennials anyway.
Oh and you rusty Monte Carlo looks stupid with 30 inch wheels and almost no rubber on them.
And why do you have that stupid wing on that Honda and what is with the blue lights under it
And has that lifted pickup ever been off road? Bet a mud road would mess up them lighted running boards that come out when you open the door.