To: BG (Bvt) Pitspitr, Commander Grand Army of The Frontier
Ladies and Gents of the GAF at large
Subject: Div of Illinois Muster Report o0f 29 Oct 2017
Sir,
Today a squad of 6 braved the elements and a force of unknowns. We were attacked at approximately 0900 by roughly 25 well armed bandits out to do us harm. We made our stand at Dry Gulch Range in Winnebago County and put them to flight. During the fray one Pvt Dickweed deserted. If found a court martial panel will be convened and he will be dealt with accordingly. The skirmish ended at 1115 with the squad intact less Pvt Dickweed.
Lt Col Long reporting