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Crazy Enlishmen
« on: August 27, 2004, 10:58:47 PM »
Since the Marshall is from Norway, thought ya might like ta here something strange connecting Norway and Newbrasskey.  There is some English guy gonna ride his bike inta Bee Newbrasskey tommorow.  No big deal except he started at A Norway, some small place up near the Artic Circle. 

The point to this he is claiming to be the first person to ride a bike from Point A ta Point Bee.

Bee be about thurty miles from my house, I hunt geese and chinese chickens up about 2 miles from there.
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2004, 06:41:34 PM »
 ??? I wonder how he did that!  How'd he get across the ocean?  On a motorbike?  O' the possibilities!!! ::)
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2004, 09:08:50 PM »
He admited to ridin' a ship on the wet part of the journy, I think that be cheatin'.  I think he shoulda' waited till winter and went over the top. ;D ;D

By the way he was on the radio, imagine that?  He already had a book deal before he started. ::)
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2004, 12:29:05 AM »
"Getting From Point A to Point Bee for Dummies"  Oughta sell a million.
Ridin' a boat is cheatin', tho.  He shoulda just got some flotation tires.
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2004, 02:42:49 AM »
Yeaa. Some people do any thing to get out of Norway ::)
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2004, 02:58:40 PM »
I thot dat the Norveegions escaping Nortway all vent ta Nort Daakota ant grev veat.  Ant livet in da sot house. ;D ;D  Bee bar is famous for fried cod not da lute fisk! ;D
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2004, 02:20:27 PM »
I thuooght zeey vent tu Nurvey, MI oor Scundeenefia, WI.  ;D

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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2004, 03:28:27 PM »
Da cow farmeers vent to Visconsion or Mineeesoda ant make de budder ant da sheese.  Da veat farners vent to Nort Dacoota and growed da veat da make da brid.  Get dem dagether ant day make da doasted sheese santvich.

And I thank all the folks from Norway who helped settle the West and make this such a colorful and intersting blend of folks. 
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2004, 03:34:48 PM »
Here, here!  :)

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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2004, 08:38:02 PM »
Howdy......
Ya'll kina talk real funny. Ya'll aint from 'round these here parts is ya........  ;D

Good shootin......
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2004, 12:38:16 PM »
I think we need audio files attached to make sure we understand some of this.  ??? ??? Hate to think we missed something in the translation.  ;D ;D
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2004, 06:48:39 PM »
Hmmm?  I know a couple of "audiophiles", Russ T, but they are both already attached.  I wonder how a feller'd go about attaching them; staples might hurt.   ;D ;D
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2004, 02:41:26 AM »
Hmmm?  I know a couple of "audiophiles", Russ T, but they are both already attached.  I wonder how a feller'd go about attaching them; staples might hurt.   ;D ;D
Guess you could try audio tape.  But ya need to get the real sticky kind.
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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2004, 04:46:47 AM »
 >:( Vell now!  How did ve start a pickin on the Norskes ven it be a englishman makin all da ruckis? :o  Bee'n a Norske I be takin exception to this here knockin' the Norske!

And, all the Norska dude's don't just be settleing in the Dakotas, Visconnsin, and Minnasota, there be a lot of us here in the Northwest too by gar!  Seattle, and Ballard, WA have their share! 8)  So,  get back to gettin' on that Englander and be leaven' us Norske's alone! ;D ;) 8)

Ain't no kidder like a Norske kidder! ;D

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Re: Crazy Enlishmen
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2004, 08:21:41 AM »
Ah say old chap, no need ta get your knickers in a bunch.  Thot bloody chap on the cycle saved a lot of petrol by cycling out of Norway.  Chearry-O for now. ;D
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